Comments on: Pam Atlas Fugitive Watch

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:10:35 +0000

I am amazed at the lyrical talent on this site. I’ll have a whole assortment of songs to drive from my brain tonight!

By: Kevin K.

Kevin K. — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:20:45 +0000

I came in a little late for this, but did you guys see the story in the New York Post? Quote: His ex-wife, Pamela Geller, former associate publisher of the New York Observer and a conservative blogger, burst into tears when told her ex is under criminal investigation. Although listed in business records as a Universal co-owner, she denied it. "I have nothing to do with this," Geller said.

By: sarah

sarah — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:21:01 +0000

Schadenfreude is sweet.

By: blowback

blowback — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:26:29 +0000

Careful review of this CCTV video suggests that she is hiding out in London. She may have cut and dyed her hair and changed her style of dress but her tits stand out as before. Examine the video at 1.55, 3.05, 3.29 and 3.36. A unnamed police informant denied that she is wearing a fat suit and passing ~~her tits~~ herself off as two fat guys in their underpants.

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:40:41 +0000

wordyeti said, Dood brilliant,you’re signed.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:56:06 +0000

Awww, mikey…..REO?

Didja have to do that?

How about Social D- Prison Bound?

By: wordyeti

wordyeti — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:52:42 +0000

Dhimmis see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Pammy vlog so loud
I’m swangin
Mooslims hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire&Pammy]
Libruls think they can see me lean
Tits enhanced so I’m easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with walrusman, he like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full Cap’n Morgan and my pistola
Turn an Arab into a coma
Boyee you ain’t know, I’m crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone I already gots babies
Wingnuts love me cause they can’t get the ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some wingnuts tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a wingnut locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I’m grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change wingnuts like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I’m still ain’t losin

By: Basharov

Basharov — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:41:53 +0000

I think I dislike her more than Carlos Mencia.

She’s funnier than Carlos Mencia. But then so is a root canal.

By: calling all toasters

calling all toasters — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:32:55 +0000

she hates mayo but she has a pantry load of expired Hellmann’s.

I’m pretty sure she’s huffing it.

On a related note, I think Courtney Love would be fantastic as Pammy. John Bolton should be played by Cartman.

By: Clem

Clem — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:59:09 +0000

TRex,

Indeed, Althouse likes eggs a great deal. She enoys them sliced and unadorned in her sammiches. Her stated objection – and this dovetails nicely with your reading – is to the mayonnaise. “White and gelatinous” condiments repulse her. The yonic ellipse nestled in folds of Perridge Farm has been defiled by a lashing of ma(yo)nly essence. Althouse’s hoarding of expired mayonnaise allows her to externalize this contempt, embodying it as prop to be symbolically imprisoned and forgotten.

Seriously, she hates mayo but she has a pantry load of expired Hellmann’s.

By: g

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:50:06 +0000

Isn’t it just the most predictable thing to find out that Pammy’s husband was a car dealer?

By: g

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:48:27 +0000

TREx don’t forget the phallic carrot sticks and celery.

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:23:34 +0000

I think I dislike her more than Carlos Mencia.

By: TRex

TRex — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:21:08 +0000

Ann’s not coping well. She’s vlogging with a glass of wine and a sammich. Why? Because readers paid her $200 to eat an egg-salad sammich on-camera. Cannibalism, really.

But given that the egg is the symbol of fertility and the sacred feminine, is not Althouse engaging in a secret wish to eat pussy? Is that the ‘sustenance’ she ‘craves’ like Big Dog and his onion rings?

By: pablo

pablo — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:03:07 +0000

“Who plays Pammy?”

Jessica Walter

By: sonic

sonic — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:57:49 +0000

*slaps head*

Cancel last comment, she will obviously blame anti-semitism.

By: sonic

sonic — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:50:23 +0000

I’m intrigued about how she is going to blame this on the mooooslims.

By: AemJeff

AemJeff — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:37:06 +0000

I think I’d pay $10,000 to un-hear her singing “Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me”

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:25:38 +0000

Can someone please explain

Well, sure.

See, there was this….

Nah, it really started with…

Did you ever read….

Ah, fuckit. Can’t help ya…

mikey

By: Clem

Clem — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:19:15 +0000

Ann’s not coping well. She’s vlogging with a glass of wine and a sammich. Why? Because readers paid her $200 to eat an egg-salad sammich on-camera. Cannibalism, really.

I would pay $200 to watch Pam eat pork cracklins. Poorhouse averted!