Comments on: Police Blotter

By: gunner

gunner — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:51:28 +0000

If arrested and convicted, Michael Oshry faces the maximum sentence possible – he’ll be forced to remarry Pamela.

By: Pim's Ghost

Pim's Ghost — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 23:40:25 +0000

Wow, I was wondering when this story would get picked on the blogs…..ahhh well, I like the Photoshop at any rate. And yes, I AM enough like Monk to still not be able to handle the “new” song.

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In Which The Schadenfreude Reaches Epic Proportions « Mercury Rising ?? — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:05:12 +0000

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By: Brian O'Connell

Brian O'Connell — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:18:17 +0000

I was first introduced to Ms. Oshry by my good freinds at sadlyno, or maybe worldo’crap. I can’t say that this has improved my meager existance on this plane. While laughter is hearty, every time I see Ms. Oshry I think of “five to the head” or “cap to the head” some ugly thing off a vlog that truly showed the depravity of this creature. (I’m not sure of the exact quote, but I sure remember the finger thing). So she has always offended me.

I usually don’t read through a comments log this long, but rules are made to be broken! This time I made an exception. I don’t watch much T.V., but I do read alot, so didn’t recognize the gentleman stading with Ms. Oshry. And it wasn’t until halfway down that I was tipped to Tony Shoub. And then I laughed and laughed and laughed. Now I’m going to go look at that picture again and laugh some more. Thanx.

Peace & Love, boc

By: lawnguylander

lawnguylander — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:20:50 +0000

I would like to know who the evil fuck is that impersonated Pammy here. Not that you impersonated her, that you mentioned NuBest Salon. You bastard. I don’t ever want to read about NuBest salon at teh Sadly again. Fuck you. Think Susquehanna Hat Company.

By: Ricky Larch

Ricky Larch — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:12:55 +0000

I looked at his photo again… there’s just something more going on there. Then it hit me…
It’s his santorum sponge.

By: Ricky Larch

Ricky Larch — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:49:14 +0000

Don’t worry, Dan Someone,

It’s that receding hairline slicked back slightly poufy look in combination with the goatee.

It makes him look like he got caught diving face first into “chocolate doughnut heaven” and hasn’t wiped yet.

And the beady eyes… those beady little hungry eyes.

By: News Nag

News Nag — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:20:50 +0000

Dennis Miller sports that same exact facial hair, and they all long and/or pretend to be as big a jerk (-off) as Miller. Besides, it disguises their dreaded gayness like mustaches did in the 80s, while at the same time it advertises their dreaded gayness to fellow facial hair wearers who have broken the code.

By: Stuart Eugene Thiel

Stuart Eugene Thiel — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:34:55 +0000

Car Scam: I thought this happened in North Dakota. I saw the movie.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:53:57 +0000

I gotta jump in here in defense of the goatee. I will admit that I have a dog in this hunt, as this particular style has graced my face for several years now. There is nothing inherently conservative or wingnutty about the goatee, and I resent the implicit association with rape-prone Young Republicans simply by virtue of sporting the same facial accoutrement.

By the way, my personal goatee — which is about 57% grey these days — is just a compromise between the full beard I used to have and the flabby naked face I would show if I removed the thing entirely. Of course it’s intended to make me appear marginally younger, because fuck it, I’m vain.

So it’s an overworked, overused look. But I am comforted that it doesn’t look nearly as stupid as the lower lip caterpillars that the hep cats seem to be wearing these days.

By: mdhåtter

mdhåtter — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:40:59 +0000

i preferred the dhimmi line.

By: Pam @ Atlas Shrugs

Pam @ Atlas Shrugs — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:03:13 +0000

O.MOY.GAWD.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAvin! Whadday think yuh doin, stealing moy schtick, yuh FRICKin’ moonbat! Getchuh ass toduh Foive Towns and Oy’ll have John Bolton kick it from heuh tuh duh Miracle Moyle and back! Oy’ll buy yuh a haircut at nuBest along duh way. Yuy moonbats don’ know shit about hayuh! OMOYGAWD!

By: Ted

Ted — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:05:50 +0000

“Flory replied to Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Judge Peter Corrigan’s question, “Are you indeed guilty?”

“”Sure – yeah,” Flory said.”

CLASSY!

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News Round Up at Three Bulls! — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:11:12 +0000

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By: News Round Up at Three Bulls!

News Round Up at Three Bulls! — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:11:11 +0000

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By: Kevin Hayden

Kevin Hayden — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:02:55 +0000

Yeah, men, I can hear you screaming in protest from here, but 14-year-old boys have no standards, and we have every reason to believe that most of Pamela’s supporters (also Malkin’s and Coulter’s) are typing with one hand.

As a straight man over the age of 30, I’m quite capable of recognizing that gazongas, naturally perky or polymer-enhanced, require attachment to a sentient being to provoke amorous interest. Ardor for Pammy, Annie and Shelley would be akin to being attracted to dung beetles enhanced by lady lumps. Puh-leaze.

I’d rather take my chances with a flat black widow. Less poisonous.

By: Paddy Mac

Paddy Mac — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:11:04 +0000

“Yeah, men, I can hear you screaming in protest from here, but 14-year-old boys have no standards, and we have every reason to believe that most of Pamela’s supporters (also Malkin’s and Coulter’s) are typing with one hand.”

We men won’t say anything. The boys, on the other hand…er, their free hand… oh, never mind…

By: Bushwa Z

Bushwa Z — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:21:25 +0000

‘Why do they all have this exact facial hair?’ – to make their mouth look more like a vagina?

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:15:16 +0000

The Wingnut Welfare Wurlitzer can pay her to teach abstinence courses at redstate middle schools. She’s a living demonstration of why straight guys should never let the little head think for the big head, because if you stare at those towers of medical silicone for too long you may end up paying alimony to someone internationally known for making an… annoyance… of herself on the intertoobs. Much safer to confine yourself to surfing vlogs with the assistance of Mrs. Rosey Palm…

I’m just wondering if the criminal investigation will tie the source of Ms. Ostry’s alimony to illegal immigrants. Maffiya or Chinese gangs would be best, but the last bunch of large-scale car smugglers I remember getting MSM facetime here in the Northeast were Brazillians using Columbians as foot soldiers. It’s too much to hope that Muslims should be involved, even if Dubai is supposed to be one of the world’s great centers for this kind of organized automotive re-homing, right?

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:17:43 +0000

Those are boobs? I thought they were like Roomba bumpers

Hey, no one ever said they couldn’t multi-task. There’s even some evidence to suggest that they’re prehensile….

mikey