Comments on: Young Republican Head Blows Leadership Bid

By: Zen bonobo

Zen bonobo — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:54:04 +0000

Well. Clark County is on the edge of the Indiana Knobs. My gay neighbors say this sort of activity perpetrated by random pickle sniffers and Republican knob gobblers is giving legitimate queers a bad name.

Can’t something be done. Look at that suit.

By: josephdietrich

josephdietrich — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:21:08 +0000

This has been yet another edition of Authoritarians and the Men Who Crave Them. Be sure to tune in next week!

By: Sadly, No! » Police Blotter

Sadly, No! » Police Blotter — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:46:31 +0000

[...] whew,” Republicans are saying, “I thought it was another gay sex crime. People were starting to think there was something psychologically wrong with us.” The [...]

By: disgusted

disgusted — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:29:55 +0000

Why is it the chickenhawks are the perpetritors of most homosexual acts, extras maritial liasons,sado-masichist parties and out and out cowardice and they still try to blame the Dems’ the Left the Progressives, or am I asking the wrong question, should it be a statement that they are following their Gutless Spineless Cowardly Leadership.

By: Jeff Gannon

Jeff Gannon — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:49:31 +0000

Hmm, a pasty, white, fat young republican. Could be the next Karl Rove .

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:51:03 +0000

He will go down in the anals of GOP.infamy.heh,heh.Couldn’t resist.

By: RobW

RobW — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:48:31 +0000

Sleeping men at that… I’m guessing he just doesn’t quite get the same thrill with a partner whose actually conscious and willing. This is his second time at this particular type of assault.

Per the CV posted on the dKos thread: he was the rush chairman for his fraternity, i.e. the guy responsible for making sure all the incoming freshmen are properly humiliated and paddled…

Seriously – are there ANY straight Republicans at all?

Well, there’s this guy… http://www.cleveland.com/news/plaindealer/index.ssf?/base/cuyahoga/1185352776235720.xml&coll=2

By: Mona

Mona — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:23:53 +0000

Oh for Christ sake’s people. Glenn Murphy is not gay. He just craves sex with men.

By: Legalize

Legalize — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:02:15 +0000

Wow, the whole no-gays-in-the-military thing makes perfect sense to me now. If all GOPers are gay, which obviously they are, the way to ensure that they’d never have to fight is by insisting that GAYS can not fight.

That’s fucking perfect

By: Mr. White

Mr. White — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:58:03 +0000

“I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.”

That’s a lot of dick.

By: mikey

mikey — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:57:12 +0000

Well, shit. Don’t remember anybody offering ME that option in ‘69. I would have been delighted to work on the presidential campaign instead of joining the army. Hell, I’da worked on NIXON’S campaign if it would have got me a “get out of an loc free” card…

mikey

By: Marion Barry

Marion Barry — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 19:30:56 +0000

Speaking of people in uniform…

I wonder if Mitt Romney makes his 5 sons wear camo when they campaign:

“My sons are all adults and they’ve made decisions about their careers and they’ve chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decision in that regard.”

He added: “One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president.”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070808/ap_on_el_pr/romney_iowa

By: Shaggy Dog

Shaggy Dog — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:49:12 +0000

One night Glenn Murphy found himself at a live sex show in Bangkok, where one of the acts was a young man named Douglas, whose specialty was that he was a contortionist who could “play his own flute”.

Murphy turned to the man sitting next to him and said, “Wow, I wish I could do that!”
To which the man replied, “Oh, you could. He friendly, Doug.”

Thankyewverymuch. You’ve been great.

By: Glenn Murphy's New Bunkmate

Glenn Murphy's New Bunkmate — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:21:33 +0000

Stocky Black Man -

As Gayandhi once said,

First, they fear us.

Then, they fellate us.

Then – we WIN!

By: Stocky Black Man

Stocky Black Man — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:08:40 +0000

Why do all these Republicans keep sucking my cock?

By: mikey

mikey — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:38:46 +0000

Murphy was later confronted with the charges by the victim’s sister according to the report. The sister says Murphy admitted to her that he performed the sex act on her brother.

Well, thank goodness for that. Otherwise it woulda sounded a little like the black knight on the bridge.

You were sucking my brothers dick.

No I wasn’t

Of COURSE you were.

Nope. I was, uhh, checking for ticks. Can’t be too careful, y’know.

You’re gay.

Am not. I just hate ticks.

He said you were pulling on your own dick while you were doing it.

Well, I had to make sure I didn’t get the ticks on me, right?

mikey

By: Mau-Mau Chang's Proofreader

Mau-Mau Chang's Proofreader — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:38:24 +0000

Though the committee notes that could say he was…

You’re fired, Quality Boy.

By: The Consultants

The Consultants — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:32:21 +0000

Gavon,

Pursuant to our ISO 14001 quality review, the analogy techs pointed out that Murphy was not so much the “mouthpiece” as the “skin flautist,” or perhaps “skin d’souzaphonist”. Though the committee notes that could say he was a “piece of mouth” in a manner of speaking, even though the “ass” in the original phrase wasn’t meant to be entirely literal in common usage, so we think that’s out of spec. But we do agree that Murphy is a defective product and should be recalled.

If you have questions, please call our offices. Thank you.

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By: Gidney N. Cloyd

Gidney N. Cloyd — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:03:05 +0000

In the great tradition of Augusto Pinochet, the YRs have disappeared Glenn from wikipoedia. Next you know, all mention of Alberto will be gone too.
E.g.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Republicans

The GOP: a party in denial.

By: Kip W

Kip W — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:55:36 +0000

The big tent is looking more like a log cabin every day.

And now we sing

How many times must a Gop kneel down
Before he is no longer straight?
Yes, and how many times must a Gop whore around
Before his side gives him the gate?
And how many times must a Gop lie with men
Before he admits he has sinned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.