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Alberto Gonzales summarized
Really, you can’t sum it up any better than this exchange:
GONZALES: I clarified my statement two days later with the reporter.
SCHUMER: What did you say to the reporter?
GONZALES: I did not speak directly to the reporter.
SCHUMER: Oh, wait a second — you did not.
(LAUGHTER)
OK. What did your spokesperson say to the reporter?
GONZALES: I don’t know. But I told the spokesperson to go back and clarify my statement…
Seb adds: For a better take on this, please see my post.
Smiling Mortician said,
July 24, 2007 at 23:28
Hey, I heard Seb’s paying people to comment on his post and ignore yours. Just thought you’d wanna know.
Righteous Bubba said,
July 24, 2007 at 23:37
I got free doughnuts over at Seb’s post. The girls are cuter there too.
Mr. E. Meat said,
July 24, 2007 at 23:44
Is it just me, or is Seb taller?
a different brad said,
July 24, 2007 at 23:49
Fake Debbie Schlussel is pouting because you don’t want to be friends with her like all the other fake girls, bradrocket.
Fake tears from a fake woman. I hope you’re happy.
His Grace said,
July 24, 2007 at 23:53
Look, I think that the point that everyone can agree on is that Alberto Gonzales should be impeached for high wankery and criminal idiocy.
John Moltz said,
July 25, 2007 at 1:34
I heard the quoted passage – which will surely go down as one of the great moments in American history – on the radio this morning. The only consolation to my own sense of loss over my child-like belief that, while not perfect, this is the greatest country ever is that the crowd in the chamber was just as aghast as I was.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
July 25, 2007 at 2:32
Is this the cool impeach AGAG thread?
Dorothy said,
July 25, 2007 at 2:51
Thank gods I wasn’t listening to this BS on my car radio. That little exchange there would have created an black hole of stupidity in front of the nearest telephone pole and irresistibly pulled my car into it at great velocity.
I almost drove off the road when Condi was testifying to the 9111 Commission. The offending quote?
We weren’t given a plan [to handle Bin Laden]–it was just a list of action items!
I have trouble typing that line without throwing my computer into the wall.
D. Sidhe said,
July 25, 2007 at 3:02
Seb adds: For a better take on this, please see my post.
Oh, now, that’s just uncalled for. You know your mom loves both of you boys equally, no need to compete.
Henry Holland said,
July 25, 2007 at 5:08
Seb adds
Ooooohhhh, a rare Seb sighting. Please write here more, Seb, please? Please? /pleading, gushing fanboyism
objectivelypro- said,
July 25, 2007 at 5:31
Abbott and Costello?
Yup.
It could also be a Marx Bros. setpiece with Groucho as the senator and Chico as AGAG.
HorsesAss.Org» Blog Archive » This Week in Bullshit said,
July 31, 2007 at 14:24
[...] Gonzales lies to Congress and while it’s nice that the good folks at Sadly No! are calling Bullshit, what might actually get something done is Inslee’s impeachment [...]