Comments on: How silly can you get?

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:55:05 +0000

I was told there would be hookers in this thread?

And waffles!

By: Ex-Fed

Ex-Fed — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:42:23 +0000

Is the transcript up anywhere yet?

By: LACJ

LACJ — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:13:10 +0000

hehe I have been waiting for the patented SadNo bust-inna thread move to cause some insurmountable rift in the fabric of space-time. Only thing is I thought it would be Gav what started it.

By: ec1009

ec1009 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:05:48 +0000

and then I read the next post. . . a day late and a dollar short.

By: ec1009

ec1009 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:59:46 +0000

OH COME ON NOW YOU! This is obviously not perjury. It is plagerism. Gonzo is only doing a Marx brothers schtick to bring some levity to the proceedings. It is from “A night at the Opera.” Look it up up Moonbats. Liberals have no sense of humor.

By: MrWonderful

MrWonderful — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:56:48 +0000

So, when it says “Sadly, No!” it means Seb?

Dude! You’re, like, the Founding Father, and shit.

OKAY!!!

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:06:54 +0000

The fact is that Wikipedia is wrong about Eugène Ionesco dying in 1994. In fact he changed his name to Alberto Gonzales.
I am only commenting in this thread because it has a picture taking the piss out of ballet.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:02:44 +0000

I believe the term “Choader” was coined for exactly the kind of person that is Alberto Gonzales.

By: Roket

Roket — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:56:56 +0000

“…but I also went back and clarified it with the reporter.” THE reporter? He must be referring to Robert D. Novak™©®.

By: Ripley

Ripley — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:29:22 +0000

I’ll bet if you were sitting near him in the chamber, you could probably hear the brain cells banging into each other.

In his defense, it must be tough to live Life knowing that the only person who supports you is George Bush. And that only because he’s trying to cover his own ass. Cold comfort, indeed…

ITMFA !!

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:21:45 +0000

Undoubtedly, “Rub their noses in it ! ” was passed along to the Attorney General.

It’s like the “mafioso” who knows he owns the judge…

By: Cutler John

Cutler John — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:37:48 +0000

That’s what Michael Palin should have told John Cleese.
“It’s stone fucking DEAD!”
“Well, I can look into that and get back to you…”

By: RodeoBob

RodeoBob — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:09:36 +0000

When did our political process devolve into a Monte Python sketch?

That is some serious pathology going on there.

AG: “The world is flat!”

CS: “No it isn’t! See, we’ve got maps, globes, and satellite photos showing the world is round.”

AG: “The world is round. I’ve always held that belief.”

CS: “No you didn’t. Just five minutes ago you said it was flat!”

AG: “I did misspeak, but I clarified it with one of the people listening.”

CS: “Not with me you bloodly well didn’t! Who did you talk to?”

AG: “I didn’t actually talk to anyone who had heard me speak. I had some people speak to some other people about the matter.”

CS: “What bloody people! Who? Where? Who did they talk to, and what did they say?”

AG: “I’m sorry, but I can’t speculate about conversations I wasn’t present for. As a professional attorney, it wouldn’t be proper.”

Sweet crap on a stick, you really can’t improve on the original; try as I might, I can’t make this any more absurd than it already is.

By: tb

tb — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:03:31 +0000

What a little turd.

By: Marita

Marita — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:57:17 +0000

Well, I’m here MIkey. That should tell you everything you need to know. I hope…

By: mikey

mikey — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:55:20 +0000

Sure hope I guessed right commenting on this thread. I like hanging with the cool kids. And I hate it when I have to eat with the nerds and dorks at the last table in the cafeteria…

mikey

By: a different brad

a different brad — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:52:32 +0000

….
I was told there would be hookers in this thread?

By: mikey

mikey — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:46:15 +0000

You..You SHOT that man

No I didn’t. He tripped.

I saw you. You shot him.

It was self defense.

You shot him in the back.

It was preemptive self defense.

It was straight up assault.

No way. Clear cut self defense.

You’re a cold blooded killer.

No I’m not. I gave him first aid.

You…what?

First aid. You know. Medical assistance.

After you shot him.

Of course. He didn’t need first aid BEFORE I shot him. In self defense.

What did you do?

When?

When you gave him first aid. What did you do.

Well, I didn’t actually give him first aid. I left the area.

You left the area.

Well yeah. I shot the guy. I’m gonna stand around afterward?

Who gave him first aid?

The Paramedics, I guess.

You guess? What did they do?

I don’t know. Stopped the bleeding?

You don’t know.

Hey, I’m not a paramedic. How would I know?

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:24:48 +0000

Boys, boys. There’s plenty of pure, juicy Alberto dumbness to go around. Sharing is caring.

By: Jake H.

Jake H. — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:21:17 +0000

Seb, you look like a total dumbass trying to compete with Brad’s picture-enhanced post. Go find a silly picture and add it to your post and pretend it was there the whole time. I won’t tell anyone.