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Wingnut Conspiracy Theory Of The Day
There was an objectionable user diary at Daily Kos that was quickly deleted.
It is therefore certain that the diary revealed the true and hidden beliefs of Markos Moulitsas and his readers, which, as the diary proves, are shockingly objectionable, and had to be disappeared in a
Ace of Spades says Blaa!
LGF says Howl-gargle-gargle!
Newsbusters says Mooo!
Bonus points to Ace, dear Ace, for sneering at the Kos diarist for perhaps believing an unspecified conspiracy theory possibly relating to the JFK assassination — thus demonstrating (not at all defensively) that he, Ace, is a feet-on-the-ground kind of guy who doesn’t fall for any of that wacky conspiracy stuff.
Update: Circa last Saturday, Ace didn’t know how to do a basic Google search, and suspected a leftist conspiracy to erase him from Google.
Shortly after, chastened by readers, he came back all like, ‘Um, well, my bad: I guess you’re supposed to put quotes around the searchy-thingies.’ Nota bene: This is a right-wing blog that gets over 22,000 visits a day.
[Hanx! His Grace]
Xel said,
July 23, 2007 at 16:15
Soooooooo.
Queenie apparently criticizes DKos for a diary that showed up because in this diary someone implied that military guys are unproportionally violent, yet only referred to some examples that invariably exist in all groups. Which is kinda dumb.
Soooooooo.
He uses ONE of DKos’s diaries to tarnish the whole fucking place, on the grounds that IT tarnished the military on the grounds of a few cherry-picked examples!
Something tells me that Queenie would have howled if DKos hadn’t removed the diary anyway. Most of his kin would behave identically, I predict.
I am an 18-year old virgin, not very read on reasoning, philosophy, argumentation or stuff like that. I have procrastination issues and lack a job. Yet I was able to see through the argument of a grown man. That says a lot about the murky, echo-chamber part of the libertarianism/objectivism/anti-left/anti-PC movement that Queenie belongs to, and what it does to people’s faculties.
BChurch said,
July 23, 2007 at 16:18
Newsbusters link goes to Ace
Gavin M. said,
July 23, 2007 at 16:22
Thanks! Fixed now.
Legalize said,
July 23, 2007 at 16:36
Wait. I think the overhead projector deserves to be heard on this issue.
J— said,
July 23, 2007 at 16:55
Ace:
You gotta like that dangling modifier in the second sentence.
Doodle Bean said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:03
Whoooo!! Special effects!!!!
The minor wingnuts are just trying to jump on the Fox bandwagon in hating Kis.
Sad little boys doing their best to suck up to the bully of the moment. at least we get some laughs out of it!
Doodle Bean said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:03
Whoooo!! Special effects!!!!
The minor wingnuts are just trying to jump on the Fox bandwagon of hating Kos. Sad little boys doing their best to suck up to the bully of the moment. at least we get some laughs out of it!
Doodle Bean said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:04
How’d that happen?
Gavin M. said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:06
How’d what happen?
Gavin M. said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:06
Oh, now it’s happening to me too.
Gavin M. said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:07
Cripes, now it’s gone.
Double comments, you mean? Or was I just imagining that?
DeadlyShoe said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:14
i looked at aceofspades and newsbusters and none of them exactly delved deeply into why they found this outrageous. probably because applying even a little thought to it would reveal how silly they were being.
t4toby said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:15
These people really don’t have a life, do they? I didn’t think that the piece in wuestion was that denigrating. It is a fact that horrible things happen in war. Identifying and dealing worth these issues is the only way to actually, like, fix them. Also, how many diaries get posted each day on Daily Kos? Cripes!
The childishness of the right wankosphere is infuriating.
t4toby said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:16
Damn instant preview! Now I don’t have an excuse for wuestions and stuff.
Simba B. said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:18
Dangling modifiers are the least of Ace’s problems.
Legalize said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:25
“i looked at aceofspades and newsbusters and none of them exactly delved deeply into why they found this outrageous. probably because applying even a little thought to it would reveal how silly they were being.”
That pretty much tends to be the case, especially with the Liztards at LGF. Every panty-wetting thread by Chuckles re Kos results in a litany of Liztards howling about how horrible, anti-semetic, anti-American, SCARY, dangerous, blah blah blah liberals are – because of one cherry-picked post by some guy.
You will NEVER get specifics from these kuckle-draggers. Don’t even bother asking.
Legalize said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:32
“knucke-draggers” rather. Although, I suppose there might be a “kuckle” dragger in the mix too.
His Grace said,
July 23, 2007 at 17:58
Considering that Ace was a mere days ago falsely accusing google of conspiring against him due to his inability to understand the complexities of using quotes with searching, I think that this is beyond projection. I mean, he was mumbling about how he might be “paranoid” for thinking such a thing and having found himself wrong you’d think there might be a little self reflection. But nah, it is true that there exists a secret alliance between the EmmEssEmm and the terrorists to—well, I’m not sure what exactly ’cause that’s never explained—but that is just being patriotic. But if Daily Kos doesn’t censor the diary, it exposes all liberal’s secret (but not really) hatred for the troops. But if they do, it clearly represents dishonourable intentions because that’s what we all think of the soldiers, we just don’t have the guts to say it.
mikey said,
July 23, 2007 at 18:05
It’s perfectly Rovian. Identify a representative of your enemy, attack and smear. Repeat until your tilted description becomes received wisdom. Once it is a “well known fact” the regular press can pick it up and run with it.
The infuriating thing is we know how to fight them. We know that we need to spill much ink and bytes in our counterattack. We know we have to hit back hard, shout louder and take equivalently uncompromising positions, and we need to create some conventional wisdom of our own. But we don’t.
Oh sure, here in left blogistan we rail against the irrationality and ultimate unfairness of it all, and really, that’s all we can do. Because the Rovian smear machine has already created a set of conventional wisdom that liberal bloggers are unserious people who hate america. They have the press (except McClatchy, how’d that happen), the tv and talk radio. They know they are only vulnerable to the bloggers, so discrediting the bloggers is their primary mission. And if we let them get away with it, it will be that much more difficult to counter their cries of fear and hatred…
mikey
clb72 said,
July 23, 2007 at 18:09
I’ll bet psychologists can confirm a link between authoritarian personality and poor reading comprehension skills.
Legalize said,
July 23, 2007 at 18:36
From the LGF thread:
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#61 Maximu§ 7/22/2007 7:07:13 pm PDT
So the little Kos kids are worried about us “killing Machines” huh?
The better be worried, all of us active and inactive soldiers that served in combat MOS’s are trained in light weapons, reconnaissance, concealment and camouflage, calling indirect fire, escape, and evasion,
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Irony RIP
mikey said,
July 23, 2007 at 19:45
That just makes me cringe in embarrassment. Just what personal/emotional deficit are these assclowns compensating for?
mikey
ron said,
July 23, 2007 at 19:55
wow, this is the same wingnutosphere that recently tried to turn one crazy person’s attempted murder of a serviceman home from war into a way to slime the entire “anti-war movement”. of course they were once again wrong about everything.
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http://www.philly.com/inquirer/home_top_stories/20070718_Airmans_shooting__Antiwar_passion_.html
But the Internet furor stirred by the shooting has been unmistakable. The incident quickly became a cause celebre, fanned by a host of conservative and military bloggers across the country as well as national columnist Michelle Malkin, who claimed that Schrieken had been targeted by an antiwar zealot.
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Burlington County and Willingboro authorities said yesterday they may never reveal the text of the Marren notes, but that its content did not support the picture presented by bloggers.
Investigators point out that the 22-year-old Schrieken did not know the gunman, was not in uniform at the time of the incident, and would not have been an obvious target for someone trying to kill a soldier.
They also said the text of Marren’s notes was indicative of someone with mental-health problems. And they added that toxicology reports, showing whether Marren was under the influence of drugs, would not be available for weeks.
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“A random act of insanity? Not so fast,” said Malkin, who has been a guest host on Bill O’Reilly’s popular Fox News cable TV show, The Factor. “There’s more to the story.”
Malkin cited a reader’s post on the Little Green Footballs weblog, where the mother of a friend of Schrieken’s described what she knew.
“Turns out the guy left a couple of suicide notes stating how much he hated the military and he wanted to go out making a statement, so he chose to make his statement on Independence Day trying to kill a soldier . . . He’s been to Iraq and Afghanistan on our behalf and then gets shot in his own driveway here in the U.S. by an anti-war, anti-American lunatic.”
Yesterday, Smith, the spokesman for the Burlington County Prosecutor’s Office, described Marren’s final words as “rambling. There was no mention of the military, the war in Iraq or the victim being a soldier.
Teh Sammich said,
July 23, 2007 at 20:30
Citing LGF on a real live Teevee network (even Fox) has to be grounds for a prima facie libel case, no?
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
July 23, 2007 at 20:33
National embarassment Michelle Malkin…
There, that’s better, isn’t it?
Legalize said,
July 23, 2007 at 20:36
“Citing LGF on a real live Teevee network (even Fox) has to be grounds for a prima facie libel case, no?”
Yup. Libel per se. No need to show damages or malice, because from LGF, both are rightfully presumed.
t4toby said,
July 23, 2007 at 21:17
Damn, you guys are smart. What happened to teh funny?
Humor may be the only weapon we have left…
Gavin M. said,
July 23, 2007 at 22:03
Um, GI Joe heads and Abominable Snowmen?
This is Monday, btw. It’s not easy to be funny on Monday.
Righteous Bubba said,
July 23, 2007 at 22:27
Blink tags are inherently funny.
mikey said,
July 23, 2007 at 22:51
After a cheesesteak sandwich and a couple Sam Adams, I find I’m somewhat flatulent. Handled correctly, that can be hilarious…
mikey
D. Sidhe said,
July 23, 2007 at 22:59
I just don’t understand why they don’t talk more about all the good things Kos is doing!
Sudden abrupt change of ironic altitude. My ears just popped.
Kos Kids Koverup: KILLITARY « Blogs 4 Brownback said,
July 23, 2007 at 23:02
[...] 3: Predictably, the leftist weirdos at Sadly, Kos have nothing intelligent to say. Excerpt: Ace of Spades says Blaa! LGF says Howl-gargle-gargle! [...]
RCP said,
July 23, 2007 at 23:13
Stupid Ace tricks:
Ace posted something about a misspelled campaign sign at a Hillary Clinton speech. Predictable Bwa-ha-ha-ing about Hillary being the “Smartest Woman in America” follows.
Ironically, Ace misspells the word purple in the title two posts back. Despite being on the front page in HUGE BOLD LETTERS for several hours, only one of Ace’s crack team of commenters pick up on this. It’s still misspelled.
They’re so unaware of what they do, I’m surprised they don’t run into walls.
Robert Green said,
July 24, 2007 at 0:31
They’re so unaware of what they do that they run into walls and continue on, unaware that they’ve run into a wall. each new wall creates a new awareness hole, leading to the ultimate–a total awareness vacuum. at which point, theoretically, they should cease to exist. or write a new blog post.
Anne Laurie said,
July 24, 2007 at 0:53
Just what personal/emotional deficit are these assclowns compensating for?
All of them. And they have quite the fine collection, too — took them years to locate and polish up some of those gems of ignorance, belligerence, and terror-of-playdoh-and-bacon.
M. Bouffant said,
July 24, 2007 at 1:29
No insane irrational hate from the commentariat @ Ace.mu.nu (?) or LGF, of course.
Gavin M.: The yellow “disappeared” doesn’t work so well @ that size on a white background, though I do applaud the general effort to lively things up a bit.
Jrod said,
July 24, 2007 at 1:43
It IS spelled puple! That’s the only possible explanation.
No insane irrational hate from the commentariat @ Ace.mu.nu (?) or LGF, of course.
No kidding, they’re late for the party! Did you remember to track-back, Gavin?
Teh Sammich said,
July 24, 2007 at 1:51
SOYLENT GREEN IS PUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!ELEVENTY-LEVEN1!
Instabuggrit said,
July 24, 2007 at 2:52
Does this blink code work for anyone?
Looks good in preview, anyway.
mikey said,
July 24, 2007 at 3:05
No blinking text in comments. It’s utterly fascist, but the proprieters kind of lean that way, on orders from Kos…
mikey
Simba B. said,
July 24, 2007 at 3:21
Blink tags can be disabled in about:config in Firefox. Evidently there was some kind of revolt back in the day when Netscape introduced them and the configuration option has been there ever since…
mikey said,
July 24, 2007 at 3:32
Ohh, Simba m’man. I just don’t know. The greasemonkey script that converts scum to delicious pie has an element of seduction to it, but to simply disable blink tags in about:config smacks of rape. I’m just not sure we should mess with the natural environment of the intert00bz like that.
Bbbrrrrrr. Now I’m cold. Hold me…
mikey
Some Guy said,
July 24, 2007 at 6:32
If this doesn’t call for a Ace Logo Upgrade Update, nothing will.
larkspur said,
July 25, 2007 at 5:12
Oh, I weary of Ace-Cadet and his “searchy-thingies”, his puple prose, and his pathetic 67% kill ratio (“…[h]aving killed two people and wounded a third, I think…” ). It really makes you want to ask the hard wuestions, foremost among such questions being: does he really think his screeds are ready for pubic viewing?
Wish him into the cornfield, Anthony. kthxbai, ace.