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Lately the Sadly WordPress has been less understanding of weird characters though. Like Kevin.

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Lately the Sadly WordPress has been less understanding of weird characters though. Like Kevin.

Just a word to the wise from a citizen of Massachusetts.

What a jerk.

Well done on showing that Goodness, Mitt…

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It’s & trade ; no spaces.

I use a löökup table for åll that stüff.

I think I’d rather our goal be to employ American workers.

Bain Capitol, under Willard Romney’s figurehead “stewardship”, was very much in favor of outsourcing whatever jobs couldn’t be eliminated at the corporations it purchased. Part of Mitt’s fat paychecks were for standing in front of various boards of directors to announce guilelessly that, sure, Bain had promised the newly-vulture-capitalized company’s workers wouldn’t be fired, but those promises were now inoperative, because conditions-capitalism-wall-street-quarterly-earnings-yadda-yadda (shorter: “It’s our company now, and we’ll break it up for parts if we feel like it, suckers!”) The rest of those paychecks were for standing up in front of his fellow Mormon elders and assuring them that any tithes invested in Bain would be spent only for the purest sources of American Goodness(tm) — or at least that they’d make a very competitive ROI, whichever seemed more important at the time.

Willard “Mitt” Romney is the empty suit’s empty suit. And the scariest thing is, he really believes that’s what qualifies him to be President — goddess save us all!

But… but… it’ll be *CLEAN* seawater!

Ok, no it won’t. It’ll be filthy.

But, it’ll be *MORALLY* pure!

And that’s just the Giuliani campaign. Wait’ll they graduate to the Republican full frontal.

Psycheout: You say that as though anyone cares what you’ll be doing. Yes, I understand you’re a “parody troll.” It is an understatement to say that you say that as though anyone cares.

But wait! How much would you pay if the Brownback’s running mate were Rick Santorum?

I’d love it if Brownback were the nominee. Really.

This preview feature is really neat. It’s like I’m typing two comments at once!

We need to show the world how good and free we are by – doubling gitmo, torturing people, undermining our own constitution, killing more and more people, etc etc. Great plan!

We tried that. It didn’t work. God what a fucking moron. I liked “Good vs. Evil” when it was a TV show, not an all-encompassing policy.

I’d like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I’d like to end six million lives
Like Nazi Germany …

Oh, the Sweet Goodness™!11one!

If, perhaps, the U.S. government would fucking cool it and *stop* meddling in the affairs of other countries for no other reason than they can, if they backed off from manipulating Islamic countries, supporting whatever short-term, self-serving splinter group is certain to bite them in the ass, and killing thousands and displacing thousands more, maybe that “Great Satan” mark would drop off.

Maybe, who knows, we’d become “the Fair-to-Middling Satan”, and they’d begin making their own decisions in the world, good or bad.