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By: Serenade | PoliticsMuch.com

Serenade | PoliticsMuch.com — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:17:16 +0000

[...] you’re ev’ry wingnut in the world to me You’re my fantasy, the cure for my Bush Derangement Disease Girl, you’re ev’ry wingnut in the world to me [...]

By: Sadly, No! » Serenade

Sadly, No! » Serenade — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:05:07 +0000

[...] you’re ev’ry wingnut in the world to me You’re my fantasy, the cure for my Bush Derangement Disease Girl, you’re ev’ry wingnut in the world to me [...]

By: Sadly, No! » Smoove B Hamilton

Sadly, No! » Smoove B Hamilton — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:09:58 +0000

[...] As a patriot here in the heartland who appreciates the wisdom of the Founding Fathers, I have no choice but to use some of Hamilton’s phrases on Marie Jon’. [...]

By: Sadly, No! » As True As All That

Sadly, No! » As True As All That — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:01:03 +0000

[...] more gay abortions,” and spend more time with his live-in companions, wingnut vixens Marie Jon‘ and Amanda Carpenter and identity politics fanatic Ann Bartow, “if [he] can stop Ann [...]

By: brian

brian — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:54:49 +0000

She makes a couple of valid points, but she writes badly.

By: howard

howard — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:47:19 +0000

“We will read together from a congregation-approved Jack Chick tract. ” Hilarious! But why not watch the film? Check out http://www.316now.com for a series of short films based on actual Jack Chick tracts. That way you don’t have to turn on the lights and ruin the mood!

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:51:43 +0000

“Terrorism is not spawned from Christianity…. ”

Three words, MJ’: Irish. Republican. Army.

Marie may be “an practicing Christian” from one of the offshoots that don’t consider Catholics part of their club. On the other hand, Reverend Paisley’s Ulster Defence Force boyos have impeccable Xtian credentials (i.e., they hate every sensual thing, from sex to dancing to I think chocolates & garlic, as well as every other Xtian less humorless, I mean rigorous, than themselves).

By: Sophist, FCD

Sophist, FCD — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:05:40 +0000

But she can’t seem to figure out that bit about “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. There is no other Commandment greater than this.”

The problem with that quote is that, deep down in places they don’t talk about at parties, many fundie wingnuts don’t love themselves all that much.

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:04:54 +0000

Marie is. . . a nurse

Mmmmmm, nurse outfit. “Sponge bath, Mr. P.A.T.?”

By: RubDMC

RubDMC — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:51:37 +0000

“…she takes it really well”

In which orifice?

By: HTML Mencken

HTML Mencken — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:22:53 +0000

I know she’s a wingnut, y’all, but she’s also a really sweet person. I know, I know — I never allow for this with other wingnuts, and rightly so, I think. So I’m being inconsistent here. Ok. You figure it out. I’m just saying, considering how often we at S,N! have teased her, she takes it really well.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:55:44 +0000

Tig(ger): I think Mr. Sacred Sperm is trying to get away from her, judging from its tail. Probably doesn’t want any of its genetic material to mix w/ any of hers.

By: ff

ff — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:39:30 +0000

“Marie is an practicing Christian”

You’d think after all that practice she’s have gotten it right. But she can’t seem to figure out that bit about “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. There is no other Commandment greater than this.” In fariness, that trips up a lot of conservatives.

By: stryx

stryx — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:09:06 +0000

Damn, all these comments and not one Dwyck shoutout.

…I drop jewels like paraphernalia

I mean, you just have to know Marie J gets freaky to the Gangstarr.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:31:34 +0000

Why is that poor woman being attacked by an enormous spermatozoon? Though in going for her head, it has targeted her least utilized and most superfluous appendage.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:49:54 +0000

OK, Just a bit more from her bio:
“Marie is an practicing Christian, a nurse, a student, and a patriot. Many of Marie’s articles are a reflection of her great admiration for those serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.”
She’s an practicing christian, but a patriot. (Hope she gets the xtian thing right soon, how long has she been practicing?) And if she’s a fucking nurse why doesn’t she join up & really help our glorious, legs & arms shot-off losers on the other side of the world? Might help pay off some of those student loans.
Last: My guess? She’s a home health care worker, not really a nurse. The agency has her on call for wretched 90-yr. old crackers who just absolutely will not have a “Nigra” or “Meskin” wiping their asses for them, anti-discrimination laws be damned.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:36:43 +0000

Lookit MJ’s webpage (& it is one page) “Drawing Close.” Here’s the © line: “©2005 All Rights Reserved. Any Duplication is Prohibitive by Law. Site Powered by Fiveshock Design”
Apparently hasn’t updated it for a couple of years. Perhaps the cost is “prohibitive.”

And on Renew America there’s an ad for Mark Fuhrman’s book about Terri Schiavo. Yep, the bozo who’s as responsible as anyone for letting O. J. off (well, besides the entire SoCal justice system, police & sheriff’s dep’ts., etc. that effed w/ black people for so long no juror could believe them, but Fuhrman’s bullshit personified it) seems to have written a book about the Terri Schiavo case. Can’t wait to read that one.
I just wish they offered comments, so we could spend days correcting MJ’s grammar. (Not to mention everything else that needs correction there.) And, MJ claims to be a nurse. Licensed Practical? Maybe. Licensed Vocational? Not too likely. Registered? No way.

By: lesley

lesley — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:16:48 +0000

Waddya know... eely is an adjective.

By: lesley

lesley — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:12:21 +0000

hey……..shadup…I liked the sound of it. eeeeeeeely eeeeeeeeely.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:19:59 +0000

…her skin will be eely…

Now this right here? This is a GREAT new game. Take an animal, turn him into an adjective and use it to describe an attribute of someone.

Lessee…

“You know, dear, you’re looking a tad batish tonight”.

“She sounds kind of seagully to me”.

“Yeah, maybe, but he’s just a little too spidery for me”.

“I’m going to stay home tonight. I feel a little doggy”.

mikey