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Shorter Thomas Friedman




Posted at 23:27 by Travis G.

Dog Paddling in the Tigris

  • Perhaps this theory will be the one that brings peace and democracy to the Middle East.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

5 Comments »

  1. vermonster said,

    July 2, 2007 at 23:59

    He’s got column inches to fill!

  2. Righteous Bubba said,

    July 3, 2007 at 5:45

    Give us inches and feed us well.

  3. M. Bouffant said,

    July 3, 2007 at 7:59

    Sadly, perhaps not.

  4. not that pablo said,

    July 3, 2007 at 15:26

    I couldn’t bring myself to read it, but is his new theory affirmed by a streetcorner falafel vendor, using a clunky Friedmanesque metaphor?

  5. "Oh Stewardess, I Speak 'Nut" said,

    July 3, 2007 at 17:27

    I counted ten uses of the word “we”, starting with the idiotic claim that we “are dog-paddling in the Tigris.” Who exactly is this mysterious “we”?

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