Your column would still be crappy, though.

Yay! Dark ‘n’ Stormies (Black Seal and ginger beer) all round!

I should warn you in advance that this drink once caused me to get stuck in a lounge chair at a beach party.

Yes, there are photos. No, you can’t see them.

PS I base all my political and esthetic choices on the ravings of a right-wing cultural illiterate who is Teh Stupidest Woman in America until Mona Charen ‘writes’ another column.

Who wrote this, Mary Poppins?

I prefer this civil & decent lyric from Merry Olde England-Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up.
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up.

Cheers.

Merry Olde England indeed, which brought the world such gems as Pretty Vacant (you have to hear it sung to get the intended effect) and God Save The Queen (“she ain’t no human being”).

Ah, civility and decency. What ho, chaps?

The fun thing about the rum/whathaveyou was that, while sipping on them, flipping between Ace Combat 5 and Law and Order (great show, really depressing) I didn’t really feel anything until I got up to get the Dublin Mudslide ice cream. Heh, balance and focus goes wooshy giggle.

I’m thinking mojitos on Sunday. Ass load of sugar, ass load of mint… and there’s some rum and lime in there… somewhere… Should be fun!

They have over 35 Bacardi-branded drinks, and hundreds of straight up “rum” drinks.

(Flying blind with 2 links and no preview button. Wheeee!)

Yes, because the Arabic/Islamic world didn’t give us anything like say… preserving the intellectual heritage of Ancient Greece during the Middle Ages when all the stupid Christian monks wanted to do was to scratch out the writings of Pythagoras and pen their insipid homilies.

My two favorite rum concoctions:

1) “Butt Pirate”: 1 part butterscotch schnapps, 1 part rum (originally Capt. Morgan’s spiced rum, hence the “pirate” name). Good chilled, warm, or hot–how many drinks can make that claim?

2) “Midnight at Elbe Trail”: 4 parts chocolate shake (any will do, but on the Trail, it’s Jack in the Box), 1 part rum

Of course, the low-carb option is Diet Dr. Pepper and Bacardi Limon (or straight Bacardi with a twist of lemon). The Bacardi covers up the artificial sweetener pretty nicely.

mikey

However, both are animals trying to do people things. Doesn’t that make them, like… sins against god, or something? For defiling the natural order of the universe? Which should require both sides to hate them equally, right?

This may be a debate larger then for us mere mortals to understand.

Oh, and for those who care, tonight’s Bacardi experiment shall be rum and Coke, and a rum and Sprite. I’m more exciting about the later, but we’ll see.

And it’s a holiday in Cambodia
Where you’ll do what you’re told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul

Paul Potts!

Depends. Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Oh, there goes that subjective morality again.

Yeah. No hate-spewing religious fundamentalist nuts in America.

Which side of good and evil are the skateboarding bulldog and piano-playing cat on?