Comments on: Six-right, Six-left, Six-right … Voila!

By: Kip W

Kip W — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:50:40 +0000

A doorway into another dimension; a dimension of sight and sound; the dimension which is NOT The Twilight Zone.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:07:30 +0000

And a baby’s arm, holding an apple….

Lined up with a Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, and a solid gold Kama Sutra coffeepot?

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:17:05 +0000

A recipe for delicious Kentucky-style fried chicken, involving a blend of various herbs and spices, possibly numbering eleven

Hey, I’m smoking that…

By: Lawnguylander

Lawnguylander — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:57:50 +0000

The collected works of DeSelby, MacCruiskeen?

The brother is in there too.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:00:17 +0000

Cardenio

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:30:39 +0000

Hope.

By: lolrus

lolrus — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:40:48 +0000

Mah bukkit.

By: Mr. X

Mr. X — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:40:31 +0000

Captain America’s shield

Captain America, alive

Kryptonite butt plug

Excalibur, thrust into the heart of a Medusa-calcified Albert Einstein

Jim Morrison

Hitler’s missing testicle

The issue of Playboy featuring Marilyn Lange, against which no woman who has ever lived may compare, pages Scotchgarded

The cryogenically-preserved Khan Noonien Singh

Small black crystal, composition unknown, purpose unknown, powers unknown

Half a package of peanut butter-cheese crackers

The elevator to the chambers underneath the Naval Observatory, where dead Nixon lies dreaming

and…

a card table for our Friday night AD&D group. Dick’s such a fucking rule lawyer, I tell you what.

By: ironicname

ironicname — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:39:27 +0000

An inflatable Richard Nixon
A battery operated pump
Baby oil (rendered from real babies)
A Puncture repair kit
Tyler Durden

By: realchesherkat

realchesherkat — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:35:38 +0000

An elvish sword of great antiquity

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:04:07 +0000

• A difficult pancake

By: D. Aristophanes

D. Aristophanes — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:39:51 +0000

- The collected works of DeSelby, MacCruiskeen?

By: Policeman MacCruiskeen

Policeman MacCruiskeen — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:10:03 +0000

An intricately-carved sea chest with ornate brass hinges.
A bicycle.

By: Mehitabel the Abyssinian

Mehitabel the Abyssinian — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:33:14 +0000

I has a safe
But i forgots tha combination

By: Smgumby

Smgumby — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:49:52 +0000

The shotgun pellets pulled out of that lawyers face…

Dick Cheney’s original heart…

By: boil

boil — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:45:46 +0000

Godot

By: Snorghagen

Snorghagen — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:30:21 +0000

A large stack of freeze-dried Republicans, ready for rehydration come election-time

Cheney’s personal stash of high-grade skunk weed

A mummified monkey’s paw with the power to grant its owner three wishes

Three slumbering vampire maidens, and an empty casket layered with earth from an undisclosed location

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:41:41 +0000

• Puppets made from real pups
• A small child-size sled
• The uncensored Book of Revelations
• A 78 of “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles”
• Bubbles the chimp

By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:39:45 +0000

The Ace of Spades

By: D. Aristophanes

D. Aristophanes — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:35:33 +0000

Hey, now. I contributed proudly to teh non-funnay. :(

Teh apologetic version of D.A.