Comments on: DEAR ANTI IDIOTARIAN ROTTWEILER DO YOU LIKE ME? ___ Y ___ N http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Grouchy’s Liberaltopia™ » This Is The Little Danish Pastry? http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-224403 Grouchy’s Liberaltopia™ » This Is The Little Danish Pastry? Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:37:36 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-224403 [...] What a little tart! [...] [...] What a little tart! [...]

]]> By: HairlessMonkeyDK http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-222153 HairlessMonkeyDK Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:32:59 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-222153 Enough with the GOATEE, MAKE WITH THE GOATSE! Or better yet, mix 'em together and youv'e got a gaping asshole with a goatee... In other words: A naked Emporer mercilessly violating his "nice doggie". Enough with the GOATEE,
MAKE WITH THE GOATSE!

Or better yet, mix ‘em together
and youv’e got a gaping asshole with a goatee…
In other words: A naked Emporer mercilessly violating his “nice doggie”.

]]> By: Qetesh the Abyssinian http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-222025 Qetesh the Abyssinian Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:17:54 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-222025 comsympinko, I concur. Some of the sexiest blokes I know are plentifully endowed with goatee loveliness, and similarly reticent on the hair front. And goatees make practical sense, too: means a bloke can avoid shaving all the fiddly bits, and still have some natty shaved cheeks. I'm all for appropriate laziness. As a cat, it's what I live for. comsympinko, I concur. Some of the sexiest blokes I know are plentifully endowed with goatee loveliness, and similarly reticent on the hair front.

And goatees make practical sense, too: means a bloke can avoid shaving all the fiddly bits, and still have some natty shaved cheeks.

I’m all for appropriate laziness. As a cat, it’s what I live for.

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221979 Marq Thu, 28 Jun 2007 07:30:16 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221979 <blockquote><i>If he thinks he’s a dog, does that mean he’s going to sniff all the other dogs’ asses?</i></blockquote> No. It just means that Mitt Romney schleps him about internationally strapped to the SUV roof in a a carry-crate.

If he thinks he’s a dog, does that mean he’s going to sniff all the other dogs’ asses?

No.
It just means that Mitt Romney schleps him about internationally strapped to the SUV roof in a a carry-crate.

]]> By: Tehanu http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221958 Tehanu Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:57:33 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221958 comsympinko : I'm still giggling. aw, poor baby! Give yourself a hug. comsympinko : I’m still giggling. aw, poor baby! Give yourself a hug.

]]> By: Reba http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221808 Reba Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:27:56 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221808 <i>I’d hate to see what’s in this guy’s basement.</i> Actual conversation between two friends of mine: Girl: "I'm not going out with that dude! He looks like he could have a trunk full of dead hookers." Boy: "Nah, that guy looks like he has a trunk full of <b>pyjamas</b> made from dead hookers. So you probably shouldn't date him." I think maybe they were talking about Misha... so you've been forewarned, Mr. L. P. Don't go making one of those poor life choices.... I’d hate to see what’s in this guy’s basement.

Actual conversation between two friends of mine:

Girl: “I’m not going out with that dude! He looks like he could have a trunk full of dead hookers.”

Boy: “Nah, that guy looks like he has a trunk full of pyjamas made from dead hookers. So you probably shouldn’t date him.”

I think maybe they were talking about Misha… so you’ve been forewarned, Mr. L. P. Don’t go making one of those poor life choices….

]]> By: J. A. Baker http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221656 J. A. Baker Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:17:27 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221656 <blockquote>Because after accusing D. of talking to himself to drive up the post count, a bunch of his friends came over to our table at the cafeteria and started throwing mashed potatoes at us until the post count was 170!</blockquote> Umm, yeah. After reading comments like this: <blockquote>As a proud and loyal <strong>feces-flinging</strong> chimp</blockquote> are you <em>really</em> sure that what they were flinging at you was <em>actually</em> mashed potatoes?

Because after accusing D. of talking to himself to drive up the post count, a bunch of his friends came over to our table at the cafeteria and started throwing mashed potatoes at us until the post count was 170!

Umm, yeah. After reading comments like this:

As a proud and loyal feces-flinging chimp

are you really sure that what they were flinging at you was actually mashed potatoes?

]]> By: Five of Diamonds http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221636 Five of Diamonds Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:45:38 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221636 "It doesn’t require “ninja skills” or “dark ops training”, it doesn’t require much of anything at all, just a few readily available tools (or no tools at all) and the intent to commit murder. That, and your intended victim being less able to defend himself than you are at killing him, which only takes a minimum of advance planning since you will, most of the time, have the element of surprise working in your favor." Well, we're safe in assuming he didn't learn hand-to-hand in the Marines. “It doesn’t require “ninja skills” or “dark ops training”, it doesn’t require much of anything at all, just a few readily available tools (or no tools at all) and the intent to commit murder. That, and your intended victim being less able to defend himself than you are at killing him, which only takes a minimum of advance planning since you will, most of the time, have the element of surprise working in your favor.”

Well, we’re safe in assuming he didn’t learn hand-to-hand in the Marines.

]]> By: comsympinko http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221622 comsympinko Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:15:10 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221622 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy on the goatee bashing, people! Just becuase some deranged lunatic nutbag fucktard chooses to wear a ratty goat that's really stupid looking on him doesn't mean there aren't red-blooded non-deranged lunatic nutbag fucktards out there who might be a little sensitive about their own beautiful, luxurious facial hair. Especially those of us who did not choose facial hair but had it thrust upon us due to baldness at 22 and an enormous head that looks like Frosty the Snowman's without a little added color to break up the vast expanse of whiteness. Not that I'm bitter. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Easy on the goatee bashing, people!

Just becuase some deranged lunatic nutbag fucktard chooses to wear a ratty goat that’s really stupid looking on him doesn’t mean there aren’t red-blooded non-deranged lunatic nutbag fucktards out there who might be a little sensitive about their own beautiful, luxurious facial hair.

Especially those of us who did not choose facial hair but had it thrust upon us due to baldness at 22 and an enormous head that looks like Frosty the Snowman’s without a little added color to break up the vast expanse of whiteness.

Not that I’m bitter.

]]> By: Linnaeus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221607 Linnaeus Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:41:44 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221607 Karl Rove II: Funny, that exact sequence came to my mind as well. Karl Rove II: Funny, that exact sequence came to my mind as well.

]]> By: Pinko Punko http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221602 Pinko Punko Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:28:59 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221602 Misha should realize you don't bring a feather duster to a mop fight. Misha should realize you don’t bring a feather duster to a mop fight.

]]> By: a different brad http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221584 a different brad Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:59:09 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221584 Ok, sure. What's your point? As I said earlier, I live in what some would call "the ghetto", and have never been harassed by any of the large groups of drunk non-whites I encounter. N, truth be told, if you act like someone is a threat and they're just a citizen like you, out enjoying the night, they have a right to be offended, and maybe even say something along the lines of, "i'm not gonna mug you, cracker asshole". Ok, sure. What’s your point? As I said earlier, I live in what some would call “the ghetto”, and have never been harassed by any of the large groups of drunk non-whites I encounter.
N, truth be told, if you act like someone is a threat and they’re just a citizen like you, out enjoying the night, they have a right to be offended, and maybe even say something along the lines of, “i’m not gonna mug you, cracker asshole”.

]]> By: Fade http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221570 Fade Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:35:57 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221570 "And, ummmmm, demonstrating that you’re afraid is a much better way to get trouble started then just ignoring them. Common sense tells me acting like someone’s a scary bad threat because they’re enjoying the evening and non-white might insult them." Well, hate to prick your bubble, but if they harass you because you cross the street, insulted or not- they aren't good people. “And, ummmmm, demonstrating that you’re afraid is a much better way to get trouble started then just ignoring them. Common sense tells me acting like someone’s a scary bad threat because they’re enjoying the evening and non-white might insult them.”

Well, hate to prick your bubble, but if they harass you because you cross the street, insulted or not- they aren’t good people.

]]> By: DUDACKATTACK!!! http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221569 DUDACKATTACK!!! Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:30:09 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221569 <i>"I personally wouldn’t get involved with Misha, but if you do, I recommend that you use protection"</i> As in the prophylactic kind or the "that's whut the 2nd uhmendmint is fer" kind? Seems kinda win-win either way. Misha's visage couldn't strike fear in the hearts of a mathletics team nor get him laid on a bet. “I personally wouldn’t get involved with Misha, but if you do, I recommend that you use protection”

As in the prophylactic kind or the “that’s whut the 2nd uhmendmint is fer” kind?
Seems kinda win-win either way. Misha’s visage couldn’t strike fear in the hearts of a mathletics team nor get him laid on a bet.

]]> By: Fade http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221554 Fade Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:12:55 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221554 "You see, Jillian, humans are assholes." This is the WHOLE reason for right wing nuts like this. They ARE assholes. They accept it, and then believe that Everyone is an asshole just like them. And since they have no self-respect, they don't respect anyone else either. So killing mass groups of other people is okay in their asshole minds, because- hey they are just assholes like me. They know what a piece of shit they themselves are and just believe that everyone must be equally worthless. And those of us who actually AREN'T assholes have to suffer for these monumental pricks. “You see, Jillian, humans are assholes.”

This is the WHOLE reason for right wing nuts like this. They ARE assholes. They accept it, and then believe that Everyone is an asshole just like them. And since they have no self-respect, they don’t respect anyone else either. So killing mass groups of other people is okay in their asshole minds, because- hey they are just assholes like me.

They know what a piece of shit they themselves are and just believe that everyone must be equally worthless.

And those of us who actually AREN’T assholes have to suffer for these monumental pricks.

]]> By: Kathleen http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221532 Kathleen Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:33:09 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221532 you should be focusing on your studies Mr Pierce and not wasting school time with these junior high romances!! you don't want to make a poor life choice and then get murdered, do you?! you should be focusing on your studies Mr Pierce and not wasting school time with these junior high romances!! you don’t want to make a poor life choice and then get murdered, do you?!

]]> By: a different brad http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221528 a different brad Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:23:21 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221528 sex= sez, this time. sex= sez, this time.

]]> By: a different brad http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221527 a different brad Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:22:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221527 This all is turning into one giant moebius strip. misha 'reader' cheryl sex "Here’s another instance: Say I’m walking down a dark street in NYC late one evening. A group of men of indeterminate nationality are approaching from the opposite direction. They are loud, appear drunk. Should I cross over to the other side of the street? After all, that would be judgmental of me to think they would cause any trouble, and, of course, I would not want to offend them. And after all, I do have the right to walk down that street. But, chances are, they would cause a problem for me. I cross over. That’s reality. Common sense must prevail, people." She forgot to mention Bible study, tho. And, ummmmm, demonstrating that you're afraid is a much better way to get trouble started then just ignoring them. Common sense tells me acting like someone's a scary bad threat because they're enjoying the evening and non-white might insult them. This all is turning into one giant moebius strip.
misha ‘reader’ cheryl sex
“Here’s another instance: Say I’m walking down a dark street in NYC late one evening. A group of men of indeterminate nationality are approaching from the opposite direction. They are loud, appear drunk. Should I cross over to the other side of the street? After all, that would be judgmental of me to think they would cause any trouble, and, of course, I would not want to offend them. And after all, I do have the right to walk down that street. But, chances are, they would cause a problem for me. I cross over. That’s reality. Common sense must prevail, people.”
She forgot to mention Bible study, tho.
And, ummmmm, demonstrating that you’re afraid is a much better way to get trouble started then just ignoring them. Common sense tells me acting like someone’s a scary bad threat because they’re enjoying the evening and non-white might insult them.

]]> By: Martin Wisse http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221487 Martin Wisse Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:24:46 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221487 Specialist G: that beard of his is called a <i>talking cunt</i> in Dutch, because it looks a little bit like... Specialist G: that beard of his is called a talking cunt in Dutch, because it looks a little bit like…

]]> By: Karl Rove II http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221485 Karl Rove II Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:23:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6319.html#comment-221485 "I’d hate to see what’s in this guy’s basement." Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. [to his dog, Precious] Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! Catherine Martin: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket. Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please! Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket. Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my... Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the fucking lotion in the basket! “I’d hate to see what’s in this guy’s basement.”

Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

Catherine Martin: Mister… my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you’re askin’ for, they pay it.

Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

[to his dog, Precious]
Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won’t it? It will get the hose!

Catherine Martin: Okay… okay… okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won’t – I won’t press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman… I guess you already know that.

Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket.

Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!

Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.

Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my…

Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

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