Sweet Jesus, is this the same Lord Spatula who got pwned by Reverend Mykeru? Google it; it’s one of the most hilarious flamewars in the history of the intertubes. You should see pictures of this moron; he’s exactly what you would expect.

4)Themselves or their family members who have affairs with their family members or Themselves.

For family values-related hilarity you should check out one of lord spatula’s father’s day posts:

http://spatulacitybbs.net/archives/2006/06/happy_fathers_d.html

In a nutshell, after refusing to pay his ex-wife child support, lord spatula *chose* to terminate his parental rights to avoid being forced to pay. Most people would be ashamed of that, but this spatula guy brags about it…EVERY FATHER’S DAY on his blog.

and what is the tag line: “Jack Bauer of the Blogospere” (before FOX let CAIR write the script) all about? I dont know what would be sadder, if he believes that shit, or he put it in for a joke?

The things they probably have in common:

1)Themselves or their family members who have affairs with married people

2) Themselves or their family members who have children out of wedlock

3) themselves or their family members who have relationships with people of different ethnicities than themselves.

I prefer to pick on harmless dipshits like the Margolis twins and their readers. At least I don’t worry about driving one of their commentators over the edge and, in a fit of rage, committing the next Luby’s Massacre.

Negative. Stand hard. This is your fucking world as much as it is mine, misha’s, Bush’s, any goddam one’s.

Time to dig in your heels, unsnap your strongside rig and make a bit of a stand. Might I recommend something like this?

Sometimes the world doesn’t act right.

That doesn’t mean it wins.

That just means it’s your move…

mikey

Oops. Sorry.

It just doesn’t pay to be a woman, does it? Time to get myself to a nunnery.

Do you all think the behavior she exhibited, that clearly contributed to her death, was right?

You know, more people die of auto accidents in this country than by being murdered by their baby-daddies.

So, I ask you – do you think the behavior exhibited by people who die in car accidents, that clearly contributed to their deaths, was right?
When you drive you do not invite violence, though you may be SUBJECT to it anyway.

When you drive you do not invite violence, though you may be SUBJECT to it anyway.

Aw Fuck. Did someone already make my argument?

Because obviously the serious decision about whether or not an abortion is appropriate for your daughter, as opposed to your own sense of moral righteousness, is essentially just the same as deciding what sweets to buy.

The point is it’s better for post-pubescent girls to misbehave in private with their private parts than pollute isle 6 with preschool caterwauling.