Comments on: Well, What’d You Ask Me For, Then? Sheesh.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:57:31 +0000

Teh Bat Boy idn’t vary gud wit enguish, id it?

By: Twisted_Colour

Twisted_Colour — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:09:53 +0000

Here’s cheers to the Filipina,
and her left eye so unsyncable.

By: Ed Drone

Ed Drone — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:42:23 +0000

Rewrite time: The last stanza reads better this way:

But ‘despicable?’ Please, her fans are so trickable,
And examples of boobery so easily pickable.
Despise me? Not prize me?
Please, let me apprise thee –
Michelle Malkin’s a fool, not cool school, like a mule,
And her cohorts are worse, as a rule — THAT’s despicable!

By: Ed Drone

Ed Drone — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:37:33 +0000

“I swear this Leon Trotskyâ€™s icepickable.”

Actually:

Leon Trotsky was totally iceaxable*,
And Michelle’s saving fortunes that should be quite taxable.
Of course, she herself is not quite so facts-able,
But I just ignore her, which makes me relaxable.

But ‘despicable?’ Please, her fans are so trickable,
And examples of boobery so easily pickable.
Despise me? Not prize me?
Please, let me apprise thee –
Michelle Malkin’s a fool, not cool school, as a rule,
And her cohorts are worse than a mule — THAT’s despicable!

* The murder weapon was an ice ax, not an icepick.

By: Jâ€”

Jâ€” — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:33:44 +0000

"Despicable" A reading by Daffy Duck

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:43:25 +0000

Go up against a Filipino in a poetry contest?

Inconceivable!

By: Thers

Thers — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:18:28 +0000

But are my Netflix returnable?

By: jcricket

jcricket — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:01:10 +0000

Okay. Not out of line. What WAS I thinking????

By: jcricket

jcricket — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:59:52 +0000

Wikipedia says that Chiun was also played by Roddy McDowell in an ill fated TV project. Now, if the same person who played Cornelius of Planet of The Apes fame also plays Chiun, then the homo label is Waaayyyy out of line……..maybe???

By: Roket

Roket — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:35:09 +0000

This is all very unacceptable.
Quite possibly unpredictable.
Thereâ€™s no denying Kevinâ€™s unconscionable.
Think Iâ€™ll go get a Constable.

Weeee. This is fun.

By: RamÃ³n Mercader

RamÃ³n Mercader — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:19:15 +0000

Although really, it was Chiun who was the true bad-ass there.

That’s why he got played by Joel Grey. JOEL GREY.

By: kingubu

kingubu — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:14:38 +0000

OK, I’m outta here before the odes to Louis L’Amour start.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:07:52 +0000

Although really, it was Chiun who was the true bad-ass there.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:06:38 +0000

Remo Williams was NOT a “total homo,” Mikey, despite his unusually thin wrists.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:41:26 +0000

Oh christ, Ell Pee, Teh Destroyer was a total homo….

mikey

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:33:16 +0000

Oh! Wait! Maybe it’s more of a riddle?

“despicable” :: “dechinkable” Or even maybe “deragheadable”

That would explain why she didn’t like your answer.

I knew those Myst games would pay off some day! Ya gotta think outside the box, man!

By: Leonard Pierce

Leonard Pierce — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:32:57 +0000

Link fixed.

Also, I was always more of a Destroyer fan.

By: RamÃ³n Mercader

RamÃ³n Mercader — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:30:47 +0000

I swear this Leon Trotsky’s icepickable.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:27:58 +0000

Wait! It’s Leonard Pierce being too quickable! Malformed URL.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:27:12 +0000

Maybe she should learn basic English skills if she’s having trouble with suffixes.
http://www.morewords.com/ends-with/able/