From Conservapedia, the ‘trustworthy encyclopedia’ in which evolution is just a theory and George W. Bush’s presidency is an American triumph:
This will be a contest with the purpose of exponentially increasing the number of well written articles. There will be several categories. Each category will have a judge who will review nominations and grant prizes.
We are pleased to add that Conservapedia is (oh baby!!!) now accepting new user accounts.
Any worthy or suitably bizarre additions or articles that we will be posted here, with open voting as to the ones which most improve the Conservapedia experience.
Conservapedia is administering the following awards:
The Moses Award
For significant contribution to articles on the Holy Bible
The Gipper Award
For significant contribution to U.S Government articles
For noteworthy contribution to U.S Government articles
The Clay Pin
For contribution to U.S Government articles
To the extent that new account registrations stay open (hurry!) we’ll be giving the following:
The Naked Apostle Award
For Biblically-related articles, after the mysterious streaker who runs through Gethsemane in Mark 14:51-52.
The Harding Award
For U.S. Government articles, dually named after the second most corrupt and incompetent Republican president in American history, exempting Reagan as an animate cabbage, and the winner of the 1994 US Figure Skating Championships, Ladies Division.
The Noonan Medal
For any and all other topics, in commemoration of the brain-pretzeling work of Mark Noonan at Blogs For Bush. (The prize will be a used review copy of Caucus of Corruption, Mark’s new book. We’re not quite done with it yet.)
The Clay Pin
For Prosampiquitous Merit, after former Padres pitcher Clay Hensley — nearly the phonetic converse of ‘Henry Clay.’
Contestants are advised to follow all relevant Conservapedia site rules, and to cut and paste the following link for details: