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The Curious Incident of the Dog Chicken in the Night-Time
Life imitates Seinfeld a book we read:
Authorities in Palo Alto are searching for a person “with problemsâ€? after a school’s pet chicken was discovered stoned to death over the weekend, the San Jose Mercury News reported. [...] “The person who did this has problems,” [Police Sgt. Sandra] Brown told The San Jose Mercury News.
Guess they ran out of Paris Hilton news.
t4toby said,
June 13, 2007 at 0:07
Can I put ‘Stoned to Death’ as the way I’d like to go?
Kathleen said,
June 13, 2007 at 0:12
at least it will be easy to find the culprit!
mikey said,
June 13, 2007 at 0:24
Damn, my shoulder really hurts today. My rotator cuff seems to be…
What? Oh….
Ummm
I have an alibi!!
Dood, you ever SEEN me throw?
mikey
norbizness said,
June 13, 2007 at 0:27
Maybe it said “Jehovah.” (gets pelted with rocks)
Lesley said,
June 13, 2007 at 0:28
We may be looking at a future president. After all, George W. blew up frogs for sport when he was a [disturbed] youngster.
les said,
June 13, 2007 at 0:46
Why do they assume it wasn’t the chicken’s problem?
Karl Rove II said,
June 13, 2007 at 0:53
That’s what ya get for working on Sunday…
tigrismus said,
June 13, 2007 at 2:45
Hey, that’s real news. Not like that politics slop.
Robert Waldmann said,
June 13, 2007 at 3:45
“The curious incident of the dog in the night time” is one awesome book http://tinyurl.com/35gf74
gjdodger said,
June 13, 2007 at 4:13
I just have five things to say:
JUST
IN
VER
LAN
DER
Seitz said,
June 13, 2007 at 4:16
Mr. Bawkbagawk?
Leviticus 20:16 said,
June 13, 2007 at 5:06
The chicken probably had it coming.
alphie said,
June 13, 2007 at 6:11
Obviously the chicken violated some tenet of the “religion of peace.”
Thank god Fox is out their tracking the threat when others won’t.
Mike Nilsen said,
June 13, 2007 at 16:20
Running out of Paris Hilton news never stopped them from reporting on her before.