Comments on: Haiku of Townhall

By: bartcopfan

bartcopfan — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:58:11 +0000

Would-be top doc sez:
Donâ€™t stick stuff up my ass, fagzz!
My headâ€™s got first dibs!

ha ha!

Oh man, that’s funny….and plenty of good submissions in the comments as well!

By: Caveat

Caveat — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:22:04 +0000

My ancestors were foreign jerk-offs
It’s such a shame
They gave that up.

I have fantasized about myself
Because no one else
would bother

The horse unwilling
The reins not mine
The water shallow
My head soft

By: AshPlant

AshPlant — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:20:43 +0000

I don’t mind that my room has no door
But the absence of floor I deplore
Walking around
Without touching the ground
Is worrying me more and more

Not mine, but it reminds me of the insane people who feature on this site from time to time. People who are willing to ignore glaring flaws ect ect sic.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:46:36 +0000

Marie Jon”””’

I am wingnutest
Pulling words out of my arse,
“Appalling reagan”.

By: J. A. Baker

J. A. Baker — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 21:03:23 +0000

gah…preview screwed me over… let’s try that again:

David Limbaugh bleats:
Cherry Picking? Not us! But
libs do all season.

There once was a pundit, David Limbaugh,
Whose double standards could give you lockjaw
â€?Cherry-picking the Bible?
Only libs do it – no libel!â€?
Such blatant asshattery leaves me in awe.

By: J. A. Baker

J. A. Baker — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:59:07 +0000

Yes, but Christian conservatives don’t cherry pick the Bible for partisan political benefit. Christian conservatives don’t espouse radical secular values, and they aren’t at war with Christian principles.

David Limbaugh bleats:Cherry Picking? Not us! Butlibs do all season.

There once was a pundit, David LimbaughWhose double standards could give you lockjaw”Cherry-picking the Bible?Only libs do it – no libel!”Such blatant asshattery leaves me in awe.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:31:07 +0000

Spring becomes summer
pollen continues to fall
like W’s polls.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:15:03 +0000

Right wingers? Who cares.
Frothing lips a-quiver with
Rank insanity.

Thanky’ verr’ much.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:13:08 +0000

I could do something,
But bugger that for a lark,
I’d mess up my fur.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:11:37 +0000

I’m a lazy cat.
Work, alas, lies awaiting,
Forever it seems.

By: atheist

atheist — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:57:33 +0000

cold reagan slumbers,
sip peggy noonanâ€™s flower,
its just not the same.

SDAB, are you saying what I think you are saying? If so, that’s actually very good, but.. Eeeewwwwwwwww.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:22:03 +0000

There one was a weirdo named Steyn,
who got pissed up on Vodka & Lime,
Onto Hugh’s show he’d go,
Spoutin’ like’s on blow,
but in reality he is asinine

By: The Collector!

The Collector! — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:07:00 +0000

This is, well, this is not good:

A Randroid, devoid of class
Muslim babies her daily repast
Pam hits the tubes
For a new set of boobs
And a ride on John Bolton’s mustache

By: ignobility

ignobility — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:32:52 +0000

I am a dumbass
Spent too long fucking with blogs
Bathroom still dirty

By: Jâ€”

Jâ€” — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 23:39:56 +0000

Edit! ‘Cause I’m a dork like that and don’t like the double sure.

~~Gary’s sure to know~~ Gary always knows what the fact is

By: shane's dentist's attorney's bookie

shane's dentist's attorney's bookie — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 23:29:58 +0000

cold reagan slumbers,

sip peggy noonan’s flower,
its just not the same.

By: Armstrong Williams

Armstrong Williams — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 21:03:55 +0000

This thing you’re reading?
It’s my opinion, got it?
(They bought it. Cha-ching!)

By: Joe Biden

Joe Biden — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 20:53:27 +0000

A dead chrysanthemum
and yet – isn’t there still something
remaining in it?

He says a word,
and I say a word – autumn
is deepening.

The winds that blows -
ask them, which leaf on the tree
will be next to go.

A gold bug -
I hurl into the darkness
and feel the depth of night.

I wrote that all by myself.

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 20:10:32 +0000

I have a good friend named mortician
Smiling, as is his tradition
But with a Haiku, hardly art
He drove a stake through my heart
But I’ll still bang “Refresh”. It’s my mission

mikey

By: Jâ€”

Jâ€” — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 20:02:19 +0000

Gary’s sure to know what the fact is
thanks to Drudge and daily blast faxes.
Sure, it’s all a big lie,
half-truths in disguise,
but such is Republican praxis.