But that isn’t to say he isn’t a sexy kind of guy. In â€œPathophysiology of Male Homosexuality,” a white paper Doc Holsinger penned in 1991, he writes:
The logical complementarity of the human sexes has been so recognized in our culture that it has entered our vocabulary in the form of naming various pipe fittings either the male pipe fitting or the female pipe fitting depending upon which one interlocks within the other. When the complementarity of the sexes is breached, injuries and disease may occur as noted above. Therefore, based on the simplest known anatomy and physiology, when dealing with the complementarity of the human sexes, one can simply say, Res ipsa loquitur – the thing speaks for itself!
Which … did he just say what I think he said? “When the complementarity of the sexes is breached, injuries and disease may occur …” ?!?
So if my dick’s not in a pussy … what? I’ll break my collarbone and get leprosy or something?
That’s my kinda sawbones! Ladies, help a feller avoid injuries and disease, willya? I got the tubing, you got the flange … what say we form a union to provide a simple nut transition, allowing easy release at any time?