Comments on: Straight Talk, Express Lane http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: FuzzFinger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-207024 FuzzFinger Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:13:33 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-207024 I would like to humbly offer a correction. The correct phrasing goes like this: "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining". That from "The Outlaw Josie Wales". And if that's wrong, then I wasn't born. I would like to humbly offer a correction. The correct phrasing goes like this:

“Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining”.

That from “The Outlaw Josie Wales”. And if that’s wrong, then I wasn’t born.

]]> By: Qetesh the Abyssinian http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-207023 Qetesh the Abyssinian Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:02:22 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-207023 <i>Americans will have to confront both the soaring cost of entitlements and the need to remain committed in the war on terror</i> Shorter: Fuck you poor folks, I've got a hardon for some really big guns, y'know what I mean? Americans will have to confront both the soaring cost of entitlements and the need to remain committed in the war on terror

Shorter: Fuck you poor folks, I’ve got a hardon for some really big guns, y’know what I mean?

]]> By: M. Bouffant http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-207007 M. Bouffant Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:31:16 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-207007 <i>28 "36C." Niiiiiiiiiice. Posted by: Bart at June 04, 2007 03:58 PM (qywjz)</i> Entire response by an Ace commenter to the earlier commenter bragging about his wife's implants. They have just about enough brain power over there to run an entire wheel in a gerbil cage. (Not if one of the gerbils gets on the wheel, however.) On Topic: The last person who looked like F. T. to be elected pres. was Ike, and Ike will remain the last person that bald & ugly to be elected. I'm also inclined to believe that people are sick & tired of <strike>redneck/cracker/hick/peckerwood/Confederate</strike> Southern accents & slow (or no, in the case of GWB) talkers in the White House. (I know I sure as hell am.) "Niiiiiiiiiice." 28
“36C.”

Niiiiiiiiiice.

Posted by: Bart at June 04, 2007 03:58 PM (qywjz)

Entire response by an Ace commenter to the earlier commenter bragging about his wife’s implants. They have just about enough brain power over there to run an entire wheel in a gerbil cage. (Not if one of the gerbils gets on the wheel, however.)

On Topic: The last person who looked like F. T. to be elected pres. was Ike, and Ike will remain the last person that bald & ugly to be elected. I’m also inclined to believe that people are sick & tired of redneck/cracker/hick/peckerwood/Confederate Southern accents & slow (or no, in the case of GWB) talkers in the White House. (I know I sure as hell am.)
“Niiiiiiiiiice.”

]]> By: merlallen http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-207002 merlallen Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:59:20 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-207002 If Hollywood Fred is elected he is going to "do things", really. If Hollywood Fred is elected he is going to “do things”, really.

]]> By: Some Guy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206936 Some Guy Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:34:41 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206936 "Herr Doktor Bimler said, June 5, 2007 at 6:01 “Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.â€? How about if I steal your watch and charge high fees to tell you the time? I’m training to become a consultant." All the while saying, "Well, if you'd would just buy a watch, like a responsible person, I wouldn't have to do this." “Herr Doktor Bimler said,
June 5, 2007 at 6:01

“Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.�
How about if I steal your watch and charge high fees to tell you the time? I’m training to become a consultant.”

All the while saying, “Well, if you’d would just buy a watch, like a responsible person, I wouldn’t have to do this.”

]]> By: Righteous Bubba http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206930 Righteous Bubba Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:40:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206930 <i>The soaring costs of entitlements?</i> That means no more no-bids for Halliburton, right? The soaring costs of entitlements?

That means no more no-bids for Halliburton, right?

]]> By: ace http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206925 ace Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:29:38 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206925 Don't dildo my ass and call me Peggy. Don’t dildo my ass and call me Peggy.

]]> By: Djur http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206923 Djur Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:23:04 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206923 The soaring costs of <a href="http://www.warresisters.org/piechart.htm" rel="nofollow">entitlements</a>? I see that DA Bonehead Q. Fucknuts here is trying extra hard to be Reagan II. Why can't Jack McCoy kick his ass? The soaring costs of entitlements? I see that DA Bonehead Q. Fucknuts here is trying extra hard to be Reagan II. Why can’t Jack McCoy kick his ass?

]]> By: a different brad http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206920 a different brad Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:19:55 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206920 It really does hurt my brain to think about the fact Thompson represents people who hate 'Hollywood types' while demonstrating how easily that group is manipulated by very basic, often poor, acting. I hope Fred and Newt both run. In a free for all I think Newt would win out of sheer murderous brilliance. Then even Hillary could win. With Newt's past, and her past, damn. I know it's scary, but with the bs Rove has set up it'll take a damn massacre for the Dems to win in 08 without a long, bloody fight, I fear. It really does hurt my brain to think about the fact Thompson represents people who hate ‘Hollywood types’ while demonstrating how easily that group is manipulated by very basic, often poor, acting.
I hope Fred and Newt both run. In a free for all I think Newt would win out of sheer murderous brilliance.
Then even Hillary could win. With Newt’s past, and her past, damn.
I know it’s scary, but with the bs Rove has set up it’ll take a damn massacre for the Dems to win in 08 without a long, bloody fight, I fear.

]]> By: Doc Washboard http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206916 Doc Washboard Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:12:11 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206916 <I>Iraq in a rear view mirror ? Not for the goddamned Iraqis and the goddamned U.S. Marine Corps. This is their own, personal, private never-ending screening of Hell in Sensurround.</I> Traitor! TRAIIITOOOORRRRR! Don't you know that when you even suggest that our troops are not having a dandy time, it's just like you're putting a gun in the hands of one of bin Laden's innumerable seconds-in-command, pointing it at an American soldier and <I>pulling the trigger</I>? People <I>died</I> because you expressed that thought. Our troops are demoralized. The enemy is emboldened. Not because they are, in fact, in a screwed-up hell of the Preznit's making, but because you brought it to everyone's attention. Iraq in a rear view mirror ? Not for the goddamned Iraqis and the goddamned U.S. Marine Corps. This is their own, personal, private never-ending screening of Hell in Sensurround.

Traitor! TRAIIITOOOORRRRR! Don’t you know that when you even suggest that our troops are not having a dandy time, it’s just like you’re putting a gun in the hands of one of bin Laden’s innumerable seconds-in-command, pointing it at an American soldier and pulling the trigger?

People died because you expressed that thought. Our troops are demoralized. The enemy is emboldened. Not because they are, in fact, in a screwed-up hell of the Preznit’s making, but because you brought it to everyone’s attention.

]]> By: Herr Doktor Bimler http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206912 Herr Doktor Bimler Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:01:46 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206912 “Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.� How about if I steal your watch and charge high fees to tell you the time? I'm training to become a consultant. “Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.�
How about if I steal your watch and charge high fees to tell you the time? I’m training to become a consultant.

]]> By: Anne Laurie http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206908 Anne Laurie Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:56:25 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206908 Jabba the Thompson! He's got the family eyes, gleaming wetly with self-satisfaction, not to mention the flat froglike smirk. Of course his Hutt cousins would rather we didn't bring up the connection, but if he's going to blort out "honesty" like the above he's just gonna keep embarrassing even the galactic slave-traders... Jabba the Thompson! He’s got the family eyes, gleaming wetly with self-satisfaction, not to mention the flat froglike smirk. Of course his Hutt cousins would rather we didn’t bring up the connection, but if he’s going to blort out “honesty” like the above he’s just gonna keep embarrassing even the galactic slave-traders…

]]> By: Doug Watts http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206905 Doug Watts Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:42:03 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206905 Iraq in a rear view mirror ? Not for the goddamned Iraqis and the goddamned U.S. Marine Corps. This is their own, personal, private never-ending screening of Hell in Sensurround. On what newly discovered neutron star do these people exist and how did they escape the gravitational field of one teaspoon of star = 1 million tons to come here and ruin our beautiful little third stone with their tapeworm like moronicitude ? Iraq in a rear view mirror ? Not for the goddamned Iraqis and the goddamned U.S. Marine Corps. This is their own, personal, private never-ending screening of Hell in Sensurround. On what newly discovered neutron star do these people exist and how did they escape the gravitational field of one teaspoon of star = 1 million tons to come here and ruin our beautiful little third stone with their tapeworm like moronicitude ?

]]> By: a different brad http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206903 a different brad Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:39:44 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206903 Don't pour whiskey on my cousin's goiter and tell me to jump down, deep fry the varmints, chop the kale, and tell me I'm my mother's uncle, neither. Don’t pour whiskey on my cousin’s goiter and tell me to jump down, deep fry the varmints, chop the kale, and tell me I’m my mother’s uncle, neither.

]]> By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206893 ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:10:34 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206893 Nothing says straight talk like an ace commentater bragging <a href="http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=228878#c1308276" rel="nofollow">'bout his wife's implants</a>. Nothing says straight talk like an ace commentater bragging ’bout his wife’s implants.

]]> By: TRex http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206877 TRex Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:36:08 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/6134.html#comment-206877 Whoooo-hoooo!! I'm here first! You can all kiss my Jurassic ass!! I am KING!! MWAAAAA-HAAAAAAA-HAAAAAA!! *cough* Ahem. Whoooo-hoooo!! I’m here first! You can all kiss my Jurassic ass!!

I am KING!! MWAAAAA-HAAAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!

*cough*

Ahem.

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