Comments on: There goes the neighborhood

By: Klein's tiny left nut

Klein's tiny left nut — Thu, 31 May 2007 01:00:00 +0000

I didn’t view my presence in the bed as a secret in anyway.

– Mr. Snuffles

P.S. Give my regards to that nice Mr. Derbyshire. I think he actually pronounces it Darby-sheer. At least that’s what he seemed to be telling my owner. It’s “your the master, Mr. Darby-Sheer” – get it right you little pencil holding heathen.

By: atheist

atheist — Wed, 30 May 2007 19:29:18 +0000

Larry:

Thanks dude. I will check that out, and the one about Dowd’s colossal vagina.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Wed, 30 May 2007 05:47:00 +0000

Now weâ€™ll get 13 year olds trolling here. I mean, female ones this time.

Shush. We don’t want the homeschoolers showing up again, just when we’ve been relatively pie-free since the server switch.

By: Larry

Larry — Wed, 30 May 2007 00:21:30 +0000

atheist asked:

“Do you have any harder evidence that that is what happened?”

Sorry to further hijack this very nice teenagers-dating-bloggers story, but atheist, check out the Rude Pundit’s recent blog entries (no, not the one about Maureen Dowd’s colossal vagina).

By: solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short

solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short — Wed, 30 May 2007 00:06:24 +0000

“This is like a bad Shakespearian monkâ€™s plan.”

See, this is what bugs me about the internet–you can’t swing a cat without hitting a “Measure for Measure” reference. The guy wrote other plays, you know!

By: Patkin

Patkin — Tue, 29 May 2007 20:30:13 +0000

Maybe Gary can get a date.

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Tue, 29 May 2007 20:27:56 +0000

It's worse than you think. Real 17 year old girls don't read Seventeen. Little middle school girls who want to be teenagers read Seventeen. Now we'll get 13 year olds trolling here. I mean, female ones this time.

By: Vic

Vic — Tue, 29 May 2007 20:20:47 +0000

Bloggers enjoy “a battle of wits” and the best way to get them to like you is to express a viewpoint different from their own?
Someone call that guy from “Numb3rs”, because this has to be some sort of secret code.

By: Patkin

Patkin — Tue, 29 May 2007 20:11:27 +0000

Seventeen is where writers of Highlights go to die.

By: Candy

Candy — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:48:25 +0000

Yep, mikey, Gavin and Ace of Space, just totally, like, the same, ’cause they’re both bloggers!

You know, even when I was 13 I wasn’t stupid enough to believe or care about anything appearing in Seventeen.

By: mikey

mikey — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:35:51 +0000

What is this with “bloggers”? There’s like 100 million bloggers. How can they be considered in any way to have anything in common? They are a complete cross section of the population. The only thing they have in common is that they use the intert00bz to write stuff and most hope that others will read it. That certainly makes them a monolithic bloc, don’t it?

mikey

By: Freshly Squeezed Cynic

Freshly Squeezed Cynic — Tue, 29 May 2007 15:30:16 +0000

whatâ€™s wrong with a nubile 17 year old who still secretly keeps some of her plush toys in her bedroom

Secretly? Hell, there are women in their twenties that I’ve dated who still keep Mr. Snuffles on their bed and proudly display him to all concerned.

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Tue, 29 May 2007 15:16:09 +0000

Next month in Seventeen:

How to pick up gamer geeks–it’s not as hard as you think!
Step 1: Say “hello”.
Step 2: Wait six months before filing the restraining order.

Sheesh.

By: Lawnguylander

Lawnguylander — Tue, 29 May 2007 15:05:23 +0000

Seepesate, if you’re a freak so am I. I’m just a little bit younger than you and divorced a few years now. Virtually every married guy who wants to know what it’s like to be single again asks me a question along the lines of “how much fun is it to be banging 20-somethings?” Most are smart enough not to ask in earshot of their wives but not all. They’re shocked when I tell them I wouldn’t know anymore because I like women my own age or a little older. Experience in life is teh hot. Youthful naivete is not.

By: yank in london

yank in london — Tue, 29 May 2007 14:52:52 +0000

Hey I’m a blogger dude and seventeen is plenty legal over here!

By: seepeesate

seepeesate — Tue, 29 May 2007 14:52:41 +0000

You know, I’ll admit that I’m a young whippersnapper — only 42 — but I’ve sorta noticed that women who are roughly my own age, at whatever age I was, tend to be the ones I find teh hotnis. Hell, I’ve even started noticing that a bit of the dreaded “middle-age spread” has a certain charm to it.

Does that make me a freak? Is being a borderline pedophile the norm now?

By: Legalize

Legalize — Tue, 29 May 2007 14:46:37 +0000

Drat! I’ve been wasting all this time smoking cigarettes and playing teh rock and/or roll music to get teh ladees.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Tue, 29 May 2007 13:50:28 +0000

And to Seventeen: please stop trying to ruin young womenâ€™s lives.

They can’t. It’s in their mission statement.

Rats! Now I see that the prescient Col. Klink got there before me.

By: Dorothy Male

Dorothy Male — Tue, 29 May 2007 13:49:54 +0000

Great. I’ll use this article to lure Steyn down the yellow brick road to a certain kind of watering hole that allows me to pour in his drink a little vial of green liquit marked “roofies.”

By: atheist

atheist — Tue, 29 May 2007 12:49:46 +0000

because LIeberman threatened to change party affiliation if they kept pushing.

He threatened to switch parties? Don’t these chumps understand that that is exactly what needs to happen? Lieberman needs to become a Republican, because that way he would be his normal value again. (Very small in other words.)

Do you have any harder evidence that that is what happened?