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*or are there two ‘n’s? I.e., Lennox? Naw, doesn’t look right, I think Lenox is right. Whatev’, it ain’t Hummel, for tacky’s sake!

Juan Cole is a respected, tenured professor Modern Middle East and South Asian History at the University of Michigan, is fluent in at least seven languages, has lived and worked extensively in the Middle East and has published extensively on the topics of culture, religion and politics.

Ace of Spades is a __________________________________ .

…crazed, dimwitted right-wing extremist with more issues than a Barnes & Noble magazine rack.

Also: “Gleen Grenwald”?

teh l4m3 said,
May 29, 2007 at 2:55

He’s my new imaginary boyfriend.

OK, excellent!
That means Glenn’s presumably hawt Brazilian boyfriend is (imaginarily) up for grabs.

.

…grab!
(now, where did I put that “Portuguese For Dum-Dums” book?)

Explosive putrid logorrhea?

What’s really cute about that, um…figurine, is that it quickly drew a crowd of 14-year-old boys.

“So, how much did we end up paying Halliburton for the food delays?�

On time delivery is included in the base price. Delays cost extra.

_______________________________________________________

So, how much would we have to pay Halliburton to not deliver at all?

You couldn’t afford it.

– courtesy Groucho and Chico Marx

Gross Moronitude?

Idiosis sychophantis?

Wingnut blogger?

On time delivery is included in the base price. Delays cost extra.

I have been minioning for years. I refuse to myrmidon, or cohort, because I am not a fighter.

Smacking wingnuts upside the head with Teh Green Walking Stick of Liberal Justice does not count as fighting. It is merely a necessary corrective to faulty education and/or parenting.

Also, HM Queen Elizabeth II has asked me to say that she is sodding tired of having to declare Sadly, No! threads Kevinned, and could he please STFU. Thenkew. *rote, exhausted royal wave* sotto voce: Dimwitted hippie-hating, pie-loving wanker.

And I am happy now.

Bwahahahahaha! This is the bestest comment EVAH!

“good guys”! “for once”!

Sheer brilliance! 24K comedy GOLD!

Nor on the web, apparently, where a troll can cut out the main point to address only a prefacing phrase.

Maybe he can link to Jism Nation next.

I stand by my pornogrifying — NONE OF IT IS FORGED!

But as far as I can tell, Kevin is one of the obssesive compulsive types, who is having a monologue inside his own mind, which he not only feels absolutely compelled to constantly respond too, but thinks it’s actually part of the external world too. In his mind, he’s actually being witty, intelligent, incisive and everyone around him is paying attention… And occasionally they do, in a sort “Oh my god, look… that guy is pissing in his own pants to try and get attention! Better watch where that puddle goes so we don’t step in it!” way… but being unbalanced, and currently in an one of his “I am the messiah!” upswings, he thinks this means you are noticing his genius.

There’s quite a few of these people online, infesting most major blogs and forums. After all, if you consider the widespread availability of the internet, the appallingly shoddy care coverage or even diagnosis of illness in society, and the self reinforcing qualities of time alone spent staring at only your own words reflected back at you, you are almost guaranteed to see someone with genuine problems eventually. He almost certainly doesn’t really care about hippies, it’s just this is what he’s fixated upon because it makes him feel really really smart for knowing this (And they don’t, a-hah-hah-hah) and because it’s a piss-trigger that makes people look at him (But really, they are really offended, so I have power over them! A-hah-hah-hah again!)

He’s probably been doing the same on other blogs too, and under multiple identities, because attention on one character is just never enough attention or control. Poor, poor “Kevin”. We should send him some Play Doh to make interesting shapes out of… perhaps little Play Doh figurines that he can order about or make false .pdf documents which contain actual facts inside… and then discredit those facts because, look! At the top! A badly modled Play Doh figurine!

Just don’t get any of your Play Doh inside my bacon, Kevin. I don’t like that shit.

I’m kinda new here. This is one of those inside “S,N!” jokes, right?

Dear Gleen Grenwald,

Please forgeev my Ace, he is good boy, always geev me kiss on cheek when I tuck him in hees bed fore good night. It all my fault for I let heem play weeth computer in basement but no supervise much. He feenesh six grade promote to meedle school this yeer. Please not be too hard my Ace. I promiss watch heem more close now on, take away computer.

Sinceerely,

Ace Mom

In this case, it was pretty reasonable, since it’s rare that the US govt uses hommels as their letterhead. But other than that, I’ve questioned so, so many things the WaPo, NYT, it’s LAT surrogate, and the Boston Globe have said. Why is that?
…but I hope you are concerned that so MANY of us question them, especially in the middle east.”

There must be a medical term for this.

Dipshitius Snowballerium is what I would call it if I were handing out Medical Terms.