Comments on: He’s writing about vaginas AGAIN???

By: ooioo

ooioo — Tue, 29 May 2007 19:04:28 +0000

Brad,

I hate to break it to you, but Ace specializes in bloviating about things he knows absolutely nothing about. So he’s unlikely to ever stop.

By: The Plain People of Ireland

The Plain People of Ireland — Tue, 29 May 2007 11:10:31 +0000

Very aspective language, Irish. Aspective an’ all.

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Tue, 29 May 2007 07:18:15 +0000

Ah, Pratchett. I admit to being recent inductee to the Pratchett books, so I didn’t pick up on this but I stand by my first statement: perfect Celtic sentence structure.

There’s actually a structure in Welsh that amounts to: “I am after having had been” (and no, that does not equate to “I was”, closer to “I had been” yet not exacty.) Or think of the lovely Irish “Ah, ’tis yourself”.

Isn’t language fun?!

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Tue, 29 May 2007 04:52:45 +0000

Lako, that was appallingly piss-funny. I salute you, as someone who can make me laugh till I choke.

And yes, Herr Doktor, my secret is out: my hero is indeed Granny Weatherwax.

By: mikey

mikey — Tue, 29 May 2007 00:25:08 +0000

Pretty much all you need to know about Beggin Strips. Don't blame me, blame Steve. Dood, don't eat that!! mikey

By: Kip W

Kip W — Mon, 28 May 2007 23:43:57 +0000

Has he even seen a vagina?

Never mind that. New evidence suggests that what he thought was bacon strips was actually “Beggin’ Strips,” a mock-bacon product made for dogs. It doesn’t actually fool the dogs, but it seems to have taken in at least one “ace” blogger.

ps: In the 50s, Batman had a dog, named “Ace, the Bat-Hound.” Just mentioning.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Mon, 28 May 2007 21:06:28 +0000

â€œI just canâ€™t be having with thisâ€? – That is good Celtic sentence structure if I ever saw it!
I am not sure whether an Abyssinian cat can be Celtic, even in an honorary way. It’s more that Qetesh reads a lot of Terry Pratchett.

By: RandomObserver

RandomObserver — Mon, 28 May 2007 20:56:25 +0000

Can Amanda Marcotte just sympathy fuck Ace already and get it over with?

By: g

Mon, 28 May 2007 19:52:39 +0000

A very enlightening thread. And you scared Kevin away just like that!

Seriously, I think things have changed since I entered into a state of staid monogamy. Bleaching anuses? Don’t even talk to me about WAXING them…er….it! I can’t even stand the idea of bikini waxing.

By: Lako

Lako — Mon, 28 May 2007 15:55:44 +0000

“Thatâ€™s thoroughly digusting. And cause to wonder what the fuck is going on in Japan.”

You’re on the internet and this is the first time this question has come up?
http://www.doitlater.com/pic.php?121

By: Lako

Lako — Mon, 28 May 2007 15:48:35 +0000

“I can envision a spouse telling a woman her vagina looked ugly or something”

Yeah here’s how that conversation goes:
“Well your lips are kind of unattractive”
“You still got that scrotum?”
“Good point”
The end.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Mon, 28 May 2007 15:44:28 +0000

Wait a second. WTF is pastrami salad anyway? Has anyone ever heard of this? It sounds suspiciously 1950′s.

I think I may have stumbled on to a truth about ace. He is a time traveller from 1953. It really explains a lot…

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Mon, 28 May 2007 14:41:20 +0000

“I just can’t be having with this” – That is good Celtic sentence structure if I ever saw it!

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Mon, 28 May 2007 08:46:11 +0000

I used to worry that lyric poetry was a dying literary form. If nothing else, I have learned from this thread that the simile is alive and well.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Mon, 28 May 2007 07:04:34 +0000

Aaaaaaaaand another thing: it sounds far too much like ginormous, which just brings us back to Dumbo flaps territory again.

I just can’t be having with this.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Mon, 28 May 2007 05:45:59 +0000

And while I’m here, what’s all this talk of ‘ginas? I mean, I know several young women of Italian extraction who’d take umbrage at your chosen nomenclature. Change it to Gino, and perhaps they’ll be mollified, but on the other hand you’d also be beaten up regularly, which might not be such a benefit.

Then, too, I’m just not prepared to own a body part that has such a ridiculous diminutive. I couldn’t hold up my head in polite society if I owned something called a ‘gina. People would talk.

What’s even worse than having such a coy pet name, though, is that I’d forget it at crucial moments. I haven’t been able to extract money from the cash machines for 3 weeks because I forgot my password, so how the hell am I to be expected to remember this? And it’s a contraction of three bloody syllables, too, which makes it even harder.

No, I’m sorry, I just can’t be having with it. If you persist with this folly, I’ll just have to trade mine in. Maybe for a whipper-snipper: they seem to be popular with the menfolk.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Mon, 28 May 2007 05:18:10 +0000

a different brad, that ain’t the worst of it. To avoid grossing out the assembled gentlefolk, I’ll say only this: Live. Action. Eels.

Excuse me while I generate a hairball to throw up.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Mon, 28 May 2007 03:19:56 +0000

Let’s call the whole thing off.

By: mas tarde

mas tarde — Mon, 28 May 2007 02:04:56 +0000

if i were gonna get all english grad student on it, i’d start at the beginning with ace calling the ‘gina a “pooter”.

out of the nearly *endless* selection of vagina euphemisms ace most readily associates the vagina with a word that has the word “poo” in it (!!!) and would seem to refer most properly to the anus, that which “poots” and “poos” by occupation.

when you say “vagina”, ace says “pooter”.

By: a different brad

a different brad — Mon, 28 May 2007 01:00:06 +0000

Thoroughly disgusting, too. So caught up in the tags I skrood up.