Comments on: If You Want A Picture Of The Future…

By: Satan luvvs Repugs

Satan luvvs Repugs — Thu, 17 May 2007 18:22:43 +0000

Damn,the caption is all wrong!

It should be:

“Jonah? Jonah Goldberg? Call me!” (wink)

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Thu, 17 May 2007 09:29:30 +0000

Hey now, this plan for Iraq sounds mighty good to me! We just need to try it here in the US first to make sure it’s tough enough.

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Wed, 16 May 2007 23:15:10 +0000

Holy Shit they are truly in love with the latest dodge,”Iraqis are to blame!”

By: Heydave

Heydave — Wed, 16 May 2007 21:45:38 +0000

What an introduction to the “thoughts” of someone I hadn’t read before.

Now I want to fuck him in the eye.

By: Barney

Barney — Wed, 16 May 2007 21:21:43 +0000

Let’s not overlook Max’s idea for a version of “Civil Operations for Rural Development Support” from Vietnam – responsible for ‘winning hearts and minds’ with a ‘pacification program’. Its stellar performance can be judged from the overwhelming support all Vietnamese showed for American troops after it started in May 1967. Its tactics included the Phoenix program – assassinating Viet Cong members. One problem with the Phoenix program was that South Vietnamese political groups would denounce their rivals as a way of eliminating them. Good thing no-one in Iraq would possibly want to use such tactics, isn’t it?

Is Max Boot trying to put Jon Swift out of business? He’ll have nowhere left to go with this one.

By: josephdietrich

josephdietrich — Wed, 16 May 2007 21:04:01 +0000

I second robert green; Boot is absolutely, completely, without question, retarded.

By: Retarded Donut

Retarded Donut — Wed, 16 May 2007 20:49:26 +0000

Does he have brother named Jack Boot? He should.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Wed, 16 May 2007 20:41:04 +0000

techniques that were in widespread use by American police until a generation ago
American police used power drills? I never realised, despite watching a vast number of Bogart movies.

By: DocAmazing

DocAmazing — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:41:27 +0000

You know, every day little Max looks more and more like his uncle Jack…

By: Legalize

Legalize — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:08:50 +0000

God damn, it just keeps getting stupider at LGF. Chuckles has a poll up, urging his knuckle-draggers to vote for their fave performance in last night’s hate rally – er, GOP “debate.” Evidently Ron Paul has earned a lot of votes. Read for yourself if you can stomach the abject idiocy and blanket delusions: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=25504_Ron_Paul_Supporters_Spamming_Our_Poll_Again#comments

By: MrWonderful

MrWonderful — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:37:38 +0000

Mister Pierce–

Better than fabu. Just don’t try to tell me that Max has a heart as big as a whale.

Hi-hidey-hidey-hi.

By: Legalize

Legalize — Wed, 16 May 2007 14:55:45 +0000

“Legalize, Iâ€™m so stealing the irony line.”

Enjoy it.

By: salty

salty — Wed, 16 May 2007 14:48:04 +0000

Every day that man sounds more and more like a genocidal megalomaniac with personality dissociative disorder. Total disregard for life outside his own.

By: Candy

Candy — Wed, 16 May 2007 13:49:37 +0000

That is one oh so fine wingnutty work! Max is one of those guys who you think can’t possibly mean what he says, he must surely be a parody, and then you realize, wow, he’s serious.

If I didn’t have S,N to make me laugh at these guys, I’d need strong drugs to deal with the despair…

“Das Boot”… I need to watch that again. Dat Boot understood the horror and confusion of war… Dis Boot, not so much. (said with movie Brooklynese accent)

Legalize, I’m so stealing the irony line.

By: Legalize

Legalize — Wed, 16 May 2007 13:00:15 +0000

“Germany. Japan. Turkey.”

Irony just jumped out of the window, landed in a dumpster, stripped naked, and began darting about in traffic. Not pretty.

By: Qetesh the Abyssinian

Qetesh the Abyssinian — Wed, 16 May 2007 10:10:48 +0000

I'm with you, Pascal's bookie. Max Boot always reminds me, rather jarringly, of Das Boot, although that was indubitably a much finer piece of work.

By: rea

rea — Wed, 16 May 2007 09:59:29 +0000

Shorter M. B.: the army will be the schoolhouse of the nation, so let’s teach the army to ignore the law . . .

By: Pascal's bookie

Pascal's bookie — Wed, 16 May 2007 09:11:09 +0000

I’ve always thought that “Max Boot” was clearly a pseudothingy fake name. A piss poor one at that, the kind of name the kid everyone hates gives to his AD&D half-orc fighter, which gets killed straight of the blocks every time by the other PC’s, which is the only reason the other players let no-mates play in the first place.

This article confirms it. Max Boot is ticky tack.

By: Dr BLT

Dr BLT — Wed, 16 May 2007 06:58:12 +0000

“Noâ€¦heâ€™s not like your Mom. Your Mom asked for advice from someone who knew what the buttons did.”

Happy moms don’t ask for advice.

Happy Mothers (post-Mother’s Day post-punk remix)
Dr BLT’s One Man Banned
words and music by Dr BLT (c) 2007
http://www.drblt.net/music/HappyMothersP.mp3

And a good mother wouldn’t have one of their children forced to cut and run from the battle just when things look like they’re about to turn around in Iraq.

Don’t worry, I’m not back. I just don’t want to be completely forgotten over here. I’m outa here. I don’t plan to return until at least 2009. No more song pimping or echoing of platitudinous right-wing talking points. You’ve all been spared.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Wed, 16 May 2007 06:29:28 +0000

Heâ€™s like my mom when confronted with a computer. This button? No, that didnâ€™t work. How about this one? Itâ€™s making a beep: should it beep? Itâ€™s beeping again. Let me try this one. No, Iâ€™ll get it, just give me a minute. Thereâ€™s that beep. How can I make it unbeep? or Nate the neoconservative