Comments on: You Must Be An OVEN Mitt, Because I Am HOT 4 U!

By: Nenya

Nenya — Mon, 07 May 2007 09:07:08 +0000

Also, has no one mentioned yet that John Edwards is himself pretty hot? Or has everyone forgotten his various fangirls from the ’04 election?

Just sayin’.

By: cowalker

cowalker — Sun, 06 May 2007 05:47:10 +0000

A little wake up call for the politicos:

Women will find that a candidate who understands womenâ€™s issues IS a cutie patootie! There is the sensitive, supportive and dependable guy we’ve all been looking for!

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Sun, 06 May 2007 04:30:26 +0000

Marq: You mean the one named “Tagg?” Second “g” so as not to interfere w/ the copyright of that goop that teens who watch too much ESPN spray on themselves.
Wordyeti: ‘Fraid most of the homos & hipsters have been run out of Silverlake by gentrification. Most of the gherkin jerkin’ going on there now concerns property values.
As to Mormons, let’s just remember that Mittens’s grandpappy or great-grandpappy had to flee to Mexico in order to keep his harem. Those LDSers are nothing but sex machines, that’s why they needed harems in the first place. (Oh, and because the only way they can keep their cult expanding is to breed as many as possible & hope the indoctrination sticks to as many as possible.) The sex-haters among them are just the losers who got aced out of having a harem.
SEX-MACHINE MITTENS IN ’08!!!

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Sun, 06 May 2007 04:14:05 +0000

g: The answer is: BOTH!

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Sat, 05 May 2007 22:27:49 +0000

Whenever *I* see Mitt Romney, I consider the possibility of never touching myself again. I’m the anti-KJLopez, that way. And believe me, it’s not just the lacquer in his hair and the emptiness in his eyes… his personality is every bit as repulsive as his presentation.

By: RobW

RobW — Sat, 05 May 2007 21:02:27 +0000

Is it that the Republican candidates (I donâ€™t recall ANY Democratic candidates doing such speculation) are simply Imperialists that believe the US should go displace the governance of Sovereign Nations, or is it that itâ€™s an unspoken given that the Iraqi government is a puppet of the Bush Administration and we can make them do whatever the fuck we want to?

These are not mutually exclusive.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 05 May 2007 13:24:39 +0000

I feel so unclean, but it had to be said.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 05 May 2007 12:55:55 +0000

Mitt…
Romney..?!?

[baaaarrrrrff!!1!]

His college-aged sons are kinda hot, though.

By: wordyeti

wordyeti — Sat, 05 May 2007 08:46:51 +0000

When I see Governor Goodhair, I question my sexualityâ€¦

with waterboards, vicious dogs, and electrodes.

Let’s see, I’ve got Mikey and various others all touching themselves and torture. Shee-it, it’s like a Silverlake “Dungeon Party” with Cheney and Alberto G. all jerkin the gherkin while watching the suppressed videos from Abu Ghraib.

The thought that millions of American wimmins will find a repressed sex-hating Mormon “HAWT” enough to overlook, well, just about everything else about his neo-Medieval mindset is yet another reason to find sweet solace in shots of Stoli…

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Sat, 05 May 2007 04:20:59 +0000

Considering that they’ve tried a used car salesman, an actor, and finally a cheerleader, a manikin seems a logical progression.

By: g

Sat, 05 May 2007 03:25:07 +0000

The reason I brought this up is I just hear Tommy Thompson on Maher, and he brought out his talking point about this again.

By: g

Sat, 05 May 2007 03:24:25 +0000

Hey, yo, hate to go OT here, but re: the debates –

One of the things I noticed was that several of the Republican candidates expanded on how they would, if elected, change the structure of the IRAQI government, split it up in to several parts, divvy up the oil revenue, etc….. and it struck me that WHAT THE FUCK?????

Home come no one is saying, “Well, excuse me, sir, isn’t Iraq a sovereign nation now that they’ve had those marvelous elections and created their constitution and their legislature is….er…taking a well-deserved recess?? Why are we speculating on rewriting the Constitution of a Sovereign Nation that is our Strong Ally in the Global War on Terror?”

Is it that the Republican candidates (I don’t recall ANY Democratic candidates doing such speculation) are simply Imperialists that believe the US should go displace the governance of Sovereign Nations, or is it that it’s an unspoken given that the Iraqi government is a puppet of the Bush Administration and we can make them do whatever the fuck we want to?

By: EdsAppliance

EdsAppliance — Sat, 05 May 2007 03:01:02 +0000

When I see Governor Goodhair, I question my sexualityâ€¦

with waterboards, vicious dogs, and electrodes.

By: Doodle Bean

Doodle Bean — Sat, 05 May 2007 02:05:21 +0000

Just remember that Mitt is his middle name. The grandeur and gravitas of his first name, Willard, will loft him to victory along with the sighs and giggles of every female in the country. That's how it worked in Massachusetts, anyway. We didn't call him "Mittens the Adorable Gubernatorial Kitten" for nothing, you know!

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 05 May 2007 01:39:44 +0000

Ah hell, honestly? I’ll take most any excuse to touch myself…

mikey

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Sat, 05 May 2007 00:00:52 +0000

Scoffing at the notion that women will vote for a candidate who understands womenâ€™s issues rather than one who is a cutie patootie,

Am I the only one old enough to remember the “women will vote for the Bush/Quayle ticket because Quayle looks like Robert Redford”?

Yeah, even before I was a raging feminazi, I was offended by the idiocy of that statement.

By: AkaDad

AkaDad — Fri, 04 May 2007 23:10:56 +0000

When I think about DocAmazing I question Mitt’s sexuality, then I touch myself…

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Fri, 04 May 2007 20:15:30 +0000

Mitt look slike the kind of guy who will be President when there is a massive effort to grow clones for organ harvest, a la “The Clonus Horror”.

Just the right level of smarm, believable Just Folks looks, and religious self-righteousness.

By: DocAmazing

DocAmazing — Fri, 04 May 2007 19:35:56 +0000

When I think about Mitt, I touch myself…

By: Oregon Guy

Oregon Guy — Fri, 04 May 2007 18:34:55 +0000

Hey, just try walking through the local mall while performing cunnilingus on Kathryn Jean Lopez and see what kinds of reactions you get!