I really needed the laughs!

Damn jaded San Franciscan (g).

Man, the performance artists up there must really earn their exhibit fees… down in LA, we gotta make do with whatever madness Paris Hilton comes up with.

Yeah, yeah, whatevs. Another friday night. Couldn’t we do something DIFFERENT tonight? Sheesh…

mikey

In Utah, it seems that everything ends up being about religion. I sure as fuck don’t miss it- other than my family who still live there- poor bastards.

Keep up the gud woork :)

What’s remarkable is that if you had to imagine what a person named “Enid Greene� looked like, what you came up with would be identical to Enid Greene.

Cf. “Delores Umbridge”.

I’ve found so many people like to smile a lot
Smile a lot ‘cos they’re havin’ so much fun,
Even when they know they’re not.
They’ll wear some tiny little hat and they’ll feel good.
They’ll feel good ‘cos a hat is silly
And silly means that their time is good.

Not only will we all be dead, but also, someone — aliens, I guess, or zombies — will be performing partial-birth abortions on our deceased corpses, and none of our festering, moldering cadavers will be Republicans! Yes, you thought the “we’ll all be dead� part was the nadir, but IT GETS WORSE FROM THERE!

I say we kill him! (Yeahhhh!)
I say we hang him then we kill him! (Yeahhhh!)
I say we stomp him! (Yehh!)
Then we Tattoo him! (Yeah!)
Then we hang him! (Yeah!)
And then we kill him! (Yeahhhh!)
(tiny voice) I say we let him go! (Noooooooo!)

DON’T LET OTHERS DECIDE FOR YOU!

HELP PRO-SECOND AMENDMENT CANDIDATES-CONTACT YOUR EVC TODAY!

Listed below is the contact information for your congressional district’s Election Volunteer Coordinator (EVC). (While the contact information listed below is by congressional district, your EVC will be working to provide volunteers to pro-gun campaigns in this year’s state elections.) Your EVC is an NRA member who acts as the liaison between NRA members & gun owners in your district and various pro-freedom campaigns. The main goal of an EVC is to provide these campaigns with dedicated, educated volunteers to assist with phone banks, literature drops, precinct walks, voter registration, Election Day activities, and other campaign volunteer activities.

Politicians, the media elite, and the gun ban lobby will look at the results of this year’s elections and try to pick up any trends they may be able to exploit next year. If gun owners don’t actively work and vote for pro-gun candidates, our opponents will attempt to portray this year’s elections as proof positive that candidates who support the Second Amendment can’t win in 2007. By contacting and working with your EVC you can ensure this does not happen!

The EVC for Utah’s third congressional district is Don Larsen.

Was it missed deliveries? Maybe a leak in the warehouse roof? Did his secretary drop an important call? Just what kind of mischief did you visit upon him?

Ouch. (Actual students all day. Yet another reason to be part of the hotbed of Marxists and welfare that is the professoriate in this country today. We only indoctrinate students about 2-3 hours a day, leaving us plenty of time to search up new lies on the Web.)

Some Guy,

Wow. So, for ~1600 years, god did dick-all with his favorite-est country EVAR!!

You’ve obviously been brainwashed by actually doing your readings in some flaming liberal’s classroom that didn’t allow equal time for equally valid theories. First, the Jews were God’s chosen people. Then one of their tribe–extra-special chosen–wandered off to Atlantis and then the Americas and became Indians. Americans. American Indians. Whatever the hec* you PC Nazis call them today. And God let these chosen prepare the Western Hemisphere for the coming of the Christians. And when the Jews betrayed their very extra-special status by not believing in Jesus, Christians became his true race of beloveds. That’s why America wasn’t God’s favorite right away, though he knew in the future it would be, of course.

And when the Christians came across the ocean and met the Jew-Indians, the continent was ready. Sometimes you can’t just whip up things in 6 days. (Unless you–being God–just want to.) There are plans and stuff. Prophecies and stuff. And the Jew-Indians who had so faithfully prepared the ground then obliged by dying in waves of God’s teeniest, tiniest handiwork: his beautiful flu and small pox and measles microbes.

This gets my vote for Quote Of The Week.

They may not need them, but as Messers Limbaugh, Condit, Haggard, Duhbya et al exeplify, they sure do WANT them…

Now me, after reading this madness, I NEED some drugs.

Actually, the whole “Satan wears a poncho and works as a dishwasher at Denny’s” meme is one that puts me in mind of what one of my writers came up with years ago, when talking about the webfilms of Mumbleboy – he described wrapping your head in industrial-thickness aluminum foil, smashing a Tascam and Atari 5200 system boards and gluing them to your torso, sitting in a bathtub full of Everclear, moistening your fingers with liquid LSD and jamming them into light sockets. The hallucinations that play on your eyelids during the ambulance ride to the hospital will be like the visions of “reality” that these dweebs suffer under…

Y’know, if Satan is really a Marxist Latino terr’rist immigrant, that would explain why the gardeners on my block fire up the leaf blowers at 7 a.m. on a Saturday. Still, Satan does a pretty good job getting rid of the crabgrass over at the Hanrahan’s front lawn. Must be the brimstone or sumthin’.

“If the Democrats take over the country, we will be dead, and we will have abortion and partial-birth abortion and the Republican Party will go into extinction,� he said.

Not only will we all be dead, but also, someone — aliens, I guess, or zombies — will be performing partial-birth abortions on our deceased corpses, and none of our festering, moldering cadavers will be Republicans! Yes, you thought the “we’ll all be dead” part was the nadir, but IT GETS WORSE FROM THERE!

What’s the deal with making little girls masturbate with crosses anyway? Perv.

And failing that, I am about the occasional possession, but really that’s more for kicks than anything.

Illegal immigration? What-evah!

Luis Cipher