Comments on: Rocket Launchers, Aisle Four!

By: Kip W

Kip W — Sun, 13 May 2007 21:51:07 +0000

There was a comment from someone who said he thought life was more important than stuff, and he wouldn’t kill somebody who tried to rob him.

Response: 9/11 changed everything. They used to feel that way about hijackers before they flew the planes into buildings.

So. You need to shoot a mugger. Otherwise, he’ll climb on your back and make you run into a building, killing thousands.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Fri, 04 May 2007 19:24:56 +0000

Where is this woman going to carry her gun, except for in her purse?

En utero, right next to the sammich.

Careful. you don’t want to get any bacon or play-do in the barrel.

By: Jâ€”

Jâ€” — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:27:47 +0000

There is a town in NE Alabama called Arab.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Fri, 04 May 2007 16:00:12 +0000

ATF agent Larry Alt testified that investigators who searched Boboâ€™s home found two rooms loaded with guns and possible explosives components, including fireworks, ball bearings, primers, mouse traps, light bulbs and fertilizer.

Someone get Debbie Anschlussel on this… The name “Michael Wayne Bobo” may very well be a Muslim name!

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 04 May 2007 04:32:31 +0000

So you’re a foolÃ©d minion?

Okay, I don’t expect anybody to stretch that far.

By: AkaDad

AkaDad — Fri, 04 May 2007 04:12:02 +0000

Just because Iâ€™m a minion of Satan, it doesnâ€™t make me a bad guyâ€¦.

Satan made me post that in the wrong thread…

By: Marq

Marq — Fri, 04 May 2007 04:03:40 +0000

Let's not get too carried away mocking CY's admittedly lacking appearance, shall we? I just got an updated driver's license today, and, as usual, my glowering demeanor gives me a resemblance to your stereotypical serial killer. Sadly, if I smile, the similarity only gets worse.

By: AkaDad

AkaDad — Fri, 04 May 2007 03:58:06 +0000

Just because I’m a minion of Satan, it doesn’t make me a bad guy….

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 04 May 2007 03:11:08 +0000

I think mikey's talking about the manziere, bro.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 04 May 2007 02:30:05 +0000

Wha’d I say?

mikey

By: RubDMC

RubDMC — Fri, 04 May 2007 02:04:42 +0000

“I got excited by this whole bra holster thing…”

That’s a bro holster thing, Mikey.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:31:17 +0000

I think C-Yank should just rely on the old fashoned way of keeping it in his pants pocket.

I’m sure he won’t have any problems with discharge in his pants if you know what I mean and I think you do.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:43:34 +0000

Y’know, having struggled with all those small-of-the-back pancake holsters, hi rise hip holsters, cross draw inside-the-pants holsters, all manner of shoulder rigs and the alternatives such as the fanny pack holsters, the man purse holsters and the briefcase rigs, I got excited by this whole bra holster thing. But I’m trying to put it on, and it’s got all these straps and adjustments and it really doesn’t seem to fit right and my .38 snubby keeps falling out and they don’t have online help and, aw shit, lookit this now. ARRGGHH….

mikey

By: mantis

mantis — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:28:45 +0000

An American inventor has designed the worldâ€™s first â€” and so far only â€” combined brassiere and RPG/bazooka-holder/jetski/bandolier/desk-organizer/tank. It also has room for a pepper spray.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:22:35 +0000

But where are you going to carry that RPG? A fat lotta good it’ll do you if it was in that purse what has just been snatched.

By: Dr Zen

Dr Zen — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:17:03 +0000

You know, that Ace is one fucking great salesboy. I went out to buy a whistle and came back with this here RPG. No goshdarn Jeehaddy is going to snatch my fucking purse.

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 03 May 2007 23:32:12 +0000

Offered for your consideration.

Perhaps Dexter has met the Yank-Job in the past?

It would be irresponsible not to speculate…

mikey

By: Thers

Thers — Thu, 03 May 2007 23:20:15 +0000

I would make a “Shop Smart! Shop S-MART!” joke, but “smart” seems inappropriate here, somehow.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Thu, 03 May 2007 23:16:31 +0000

An American inventor has designed the worldâ€™s first — and so far only — combined brassiere and gun holster.

Anyone want to hear my idea for a re-make of Gunfight at the O.K. Corral?

By: g

Thu, 03 May 2007 22:32:44 +0000

I would think it would be a problem with a tight sweater. It would really detract from one’s sleek silhouette.