Comments on: They don’t call it WorldNutDaily for nothin’!

By: Brie

Brie — Fri, 22 Oct 2004 01:03:16 +0000

In my opinion, Kerry is an accomplished man–and he has my vote!

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 27 May 2004 14:41:16 +0000

The Heinz fortune is held in trust for the Heinz heirs and anyone who has ever had to deal with even a modest inheritance can tell you that the more that is nailed down and carved in granite the better.

Kerry has apparently always looks for wives and not mistresses, but then he has never been a Republican business executive who needed a “trophy”.

His family wasn’t poor and most of his property sits on lots that are worth enough to finance a very nice lifestyle.

By: freq flag

freq flag — Thu, 27 May 2004 14:00:47 +0000

You pathetic fuels! You’ve obviously forgotten Noonan’s Law (aka the Ultimate Mandate for the personal lives of Democrats): “Is it irresponsible to speculate? It’d be irresponsible not to!”

By: Steve M.

Steve M. — Thu, 27 May 2004 12:14:57 +0000

Shmuley and Jacko.

By: Miss Authoritiva

Miss Authoritiva — Thu, 27 May 2004 07:44:14 +0000

Hmmm. John Kerry managed to marry upward not once but twice, each time to extremely intelligent and attractive women whose options were virtually limitless. Sounds like Sen. Kerry can be a very attentive guy, if you know what I mean. And attention to detail is very, very important in this world — even in the US presidency, if you know what I mean.

By: cooper

cooper — Thu, 27 May 2004 07:25:43 +0000

It’s also worth noting that our first president married into his money. I suppose he wasn’t really the kind of person we should look for in a president either.

By: centerfielddj

centerfielddj — Thu, 27 May 2004 05:41:00 +0000

Sounds like the rabbi prefers tinfoil atop his head….

By: SocraticSilence

SocraticSilence — Thu, 27 May 2004 05:24:42 +0000

Never has the use of the term chutzpah seemed more appropriate.

By: julia

julia — Thu, 27 May 2004 03:09:39 +0000

I just don’t know how he managed to scrape along on his own personal wealth before his wife got there in the midst of his Senate career.

By: Robert McClelland

Robert McClelland — Wed, 26 May 2004 23:46:43 +0000

John Kerry: All he ever did was graduate from Yale, volunteer to go to Vietnam, receive a Silver Star, Bronze Star, and three awards of the Purple Heart, graduate from Boston College Law School, public prosecutor, lieutenant-governor, and Senator.

I never realized what a complete failure Kerry was. I mean he clearly wasn’t good enough to receive a Gold Star and had to settle for lousy Silver and Bronze ones. And what’s up with graduating from Boston College–couldn’t he get into Haaaaavaaaahd? Lieutentant-governor–obviously not good enough for General-governor.

Thanks for pointing this out. Even though I’m not American, Kerry definitely won’t be getting my vote now.

By: George Johnston

George Johnston — Wed, 26 May 2004 23:40:54 +0000

So does this mean that the rabbi won’t be giving John Kerry communion?

By: Discordia

Discordia — Wed, 26 May 2004 22:08:18 +0000

Boteach was also a close friend of washed-out spoonbender Uri Geller. I understand that Boteach, Geller, and Jackson had a plan to bring world peace by driving around Israel in a cadillac covered with Uri’s bent spoons. Yeah.

By: john d'oh

john d'oh — Wed, 26 May 2004 19:21:25 +0000

a quick search of the internet revealed that Rabbi Shmuley Boteach is a former advisor to Michael Jackson….yes, that Michael Jackson.

’nuff said

By: Pete M.

Pete M. — Wed, 26 May 2004 19:00:25 +0000

That article’s a crack up. I like the part where he lists many of the modern presidents and tells how much harder they had to work than Kerry. Here are my two favorite examples:

“Richard Nixon famously raised himself from extremely humble beginnings and a fundamentally anti-social predisposition.”

That was his hard work? Overcoming an anti-social predisposition?

“George Bush Sr. worked countless government positions ? like CIA director, U.N. ambassador, U.S. representative in China, and eight years as vice president before he became president.”

He then goes on to contrast that with the unfit Kerry – unfit because he married a wife who could take care of his financial needs while he focused on his political career.

This guy’s a piece of work.