So it’s now B.C., A.D. and 9/11?

I wish. One of them is a Justice on the Missouri Supreme Court.

No, really.

I love that logic. It’s unassailable. The thing is, though, that not all killers in this country are aliens. You keep out the aliens and you can stop some killings. All killers are, however, people who were not aborted, but you don’t find these same people who are railing at the aliens calling for more abortions, do you? Clearly they’re just not serious about stopping the killing.

The Limbaughs of the world are right: if those dastardly non-Churchillians had their way, there would still be “al-Qaeda terrorist training camps in a part of Iraq not under Saddam’s control” — and the U.S. would still be relegated to holding up photos of it at the U.N.

So I’ve been told. I’ve never seen it. Like I said, Ace is very protective of it. He keeps in it his pants.

That being said, that’s why our laws should be based on the book of Leviticus (and remember, folks, no more of that football; see, e.g., Lev. 11:6-8). After all, no one could possibly have guessed that murder is a bad idea if Gawd Himself hadn’t spelled it out in longhand for Moses….

Cheers,

[as cogently illuminated by National Review Online’s Andrew McCarthy: “a Saddam Hussein, emboldened from having faced down the United States and its sanctions, loaded with money, arming with WMDs, and coddling jihadists.�]

Did that guy really write these two sentences with only one paragraph seperating them? Really? Wow. Just, Wow.

I think teh stupid might be hereditary, eh, Mr Limbaugh?

Right after bitching about all the “free publicity” Cho was getting (and claiming that as his motivation), and carping specifically about people showing the Cho tape, he bravely pledged to not show the tape “anymore”, right before he went ahead and showed the tape again. He continued to holler and work himself into a minor apoloplectic state, spitting out “dirtbag” as many times as his little Kiefer-Sutherland-lookalike head could manage, taking pains to keep anything nonsimpletonian and substantial out of his commentary, before loudly going on to the “coarsening of our culture”.

I blame the lady who sucked me into this food-court mess with her quiet, imploring “Try the chicken?”

*It’s a Shuffle. Not only does it play the tracks randomly, but it turns itself on and off randomly as well.

The right contains all sorts of contrasts. It is, after all, the big-tent party! You can be pro-life OR anti-abortion; you can say that blacks and Latinos shouldn’t vote, or that they should only vote for Republicans; you can focus on bringing more Christians into government, or on keeping more Muslims out of it; you can advocate for poor people pulling themselves up by their bootstraps, or you can advocate for just ignoring poor people altogether; and you can believe that taxes, safety regulations and government oversight should be drastically reduced, or that they should be eliminated altogether. It’s all about inclusion!

But I also don’t contradict myself.

Seriously, though, that’s what you libs just don’t “get”–that the right contains multitudes, and freely expresses a wide divergence of opinion. Some of them think Jesus was God, for example. Others think that He was Jesus. Some think it was wise to “go into” Iraq. Others, in sharp contrast, think it was smart to “invade” Iraq.

Whereas the left marches in lockstep behind their one Leader (some guy with the improbable, and hateful, name of Daily Kos, apparently).

I finally found out what it is.

There’s a bird attacking his own reflection in one of my basement windows. Over and over he dashes at the glass, slamming his head into it, trying to attack the enemy bird he sees there. Again and again, bap! bap! bap-bap! bap!

He’s literally beating the shit out of himself; the windowsill beneath the pane is covered with bird droppings.

I have to go down there and put paper on the window to save the little bird-brain from himself.

Is that a good analogy for the Town Hallies?