I still maintain that Pammy should just take her shirt off, show us the areolic scars and clear the whole thing up.

Wait, what were we talking about?

How’s this for an entertaining (un PC) night?

The Kvetching Yentas, with Pam Geller, Debbie Schlussel, Laura Schlesinger, and Special Guest Michael Medved

(Opening act) The Shrieking Shicksas (to balance the un PC) with Ann Coulter, Michele Malkin, Laura Ingraham, Peggy Noonan, Kathleen Parker, and whoever it is that writes the Anchoress.

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14. Schlemazel

The poor dumb putz a Schlemiell is always spilling soup on.

Wouldn’t this fit better?

7. Chaleria

A derogatory term which best refers to a female business associate or a mother-in-law. The closest English equivalent is “bitch”.

I agree – how about “Bargain-Counter Coulter”?

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You mean tehshrieking harpy just sent a bunch of wingnuts over, don’t you, Hon. Dr. St. Rev. Bradley S. Rocket, Esq, PhD, MD?

Another thing I didn’t consider, since we know that Pammykins and Ms. Sluicel are both well read in the classical Western Canon (it does contain books by American authors now, doesn’t it?), in Melville’s Moby Dick, Ismael (Ismail), the Pequod’s only survivor, is saved by clinging to Queequeg’s coffin which was fabricated by the ship’s carpenter, probably using an adz (mistake by non-carpenters for an axe.) Cho was drowning in the overwhelming waves of bullying generated by the Great White Masses ( as Ismael was drowning in the turbulance of the passing of Moby Dick, the great white whale) and was looking for something to cling to. Ismail Ax obviously refers to Ishmael… Adz, an attempt to create the coffin to cling to in the deluge. This time, however, it was just a coffin.

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Given the cultural need for honor and respect, and the presence of many AK-47s among the Pashtun and Cuchie groups, the confrontation quickly escalated into a violent scene. Who said what or did what during these tense moments is unclear, but when the dust settled empty bullet casings littered the streets, hostages had been taken by both sides, and a small Pashtun boy lay dead, struck by an errant bullet.

(By the way, if you don’t read The Sandbox — Doonesbury’s collection of blog entries from forces on the ground in Afghanistan and Iraq and some of their families — you are missing a lot of terrific insight into the wars and the people fighting them.)

One of them says something like “If you’re being compared to Fred Phelps, you’re scoring points.” To which I responded “Well, either that or you have become a monomaniacal, hate-filled bag of bile.”

you can be damn sure he wanted to be remembered as Ismail Ax.
Who the fuck cares if the wee fuck wanted to be remembered as Ishmael? Maybe he went around saying “I am John Doe�. He could have called himself Ozymandias, King of Kings for all I care. He no longer has a say in the matter.

Plus there’s the fact that if that’s what he wanted, then Pammy is playing right along with him. Why does Pammy support psychotic killers?

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