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Maybe you really shouldn’t go there
America’s Worst Mother (used without permission of TBOGG) figures the day has come to make fun of other women’s looks (along with super gal pal Danielle Crittenden:)
My friend Danielle thinks if women are going to lie about their ages, they ought to round them up. No surgery needed: One white lie and you’ll will always look younger than you “are.”
Meghan and Danielle: 
Hal said,
May 23, 2004 at 17:11
She has that “Just been raised from the dead” classic look about her. I wonder how she got rid of the green?
Bill S said,
May 23, 2004 at 17:48
She washed it off with a skin-care new product-”Obnoxy 10″.
Bill S said,
May 23, 2004 at 17:49
new skin-care product.
damn typos. I ruined my own joke.
Uncle Mike said,
May 23, 2004 at 19:28
Another anorexic white woman with blonde hair and an Adam’s apple bigger than mine.
What a world, what a world…
Frederick said,
May 23, 2004 at 20:59
Hard to believe Megsie just turned 40 (and I think that picture of her may be a few years old). She looks like shit. Some of us look a lot better as we approach 44 (I got carded a few days before my 38th birthday).
Frederick said,
May 23, 2004 at 21:05
In fairness, though, it?s all that sex with stingrays (scroll down) that keeps me looking so young.
Pete M. said,
May 23, 2004 at 21:47
Frederick, man, you take spring break to a whole new level!
Frederick said,
May 23, 2004 at 23:41
They call it “bestiality” because it’s the best kind of sex you can have! I see BeatBushBlog is getting a lot of hits from Sadly, No! readers eager to see some hot man-on-stingray action.
Sadly, No! said,
May 23, 2004 at 23:47
getting a lot of hits from Sadly, No! readers eager to see some hot man-on-stingray action
Our readers are a scary bunch.
Frederick said,
May 23, 2004 at 23:59
I wonder about the motivation of whoever first posted that picture of Meghan on the Internet. I know Meghan’s no Heidi Klum or Alexandra Kerry, but it’s hard to believe they couldn’t come up with a better picture of her than that (red eyes and all).
Harry said,
May 24, 2004 at 14:42
The man on stingray action was good.
Chris said,
May 24, 2004 at 18:46
Frederick,
Of course they couldn’t get rid of the red eyes. It’s a common trait among mind controlled zombies like Meghan. And Danielle just looks like a crazy harpy.
teddwinggo said,
May 24, 2004 at 20:09
ya know, middle-aged housewives with four maniac brats shouldn’t mix booze with their pills. looks like she’s ready to die.