Uncivil cunts.

Bingo, you win today’s star prize: a some-expenses-paid trip to the Middle Eastern war zone of your choice.

Of course just a tie won’t diminish a mass murder, though. You need the right nobby parents and preferably a nepotistic position in gubmint to diminish a mass murder. Remember, the peasants commit crimes, the nobility have peccadillos.

And if I might be permitted a whiny rant of mine own, one of the reasons that we on the previously-mostly-civilised-and-civil-port-side-of-politics get so fucking irate is that we’ve been fucking well deprived of any other fucking options by those bastard weevils on the ratsarse right.

Really, if every time one opens one’s mouth one is shouted down with childish taunting (including accusations of treachery and sympathy for turr’rists); if one continually reads stories of little old ladies getting off the bus at a protest march and running smack into a black van that takes them off to Ye Olde Cavitye Searche Hostelry; if the fucking dick-sucking, limp-wristed, bend-me-over-and-call-me-Mavis media whores obediently echo these pathetic accusations; then, I believe, one has .

Jesus fucking christ on a stick, people, do they really expect us to continue to take what they’re offering? Shittyarseholebuggeryfuck, they complain about a little rough language, but sodding condone the slaughter of innocents, and that’s supposed to be civil?

The likes of Jimmy Wales want a blogger code of conduct because they want to act like cunts and have no one call them one. Maybe a better approach would be to just not be one.

Absolutely fucking right, my son. Being a cunt is quite civil, but being called on it is not.

Fucknuts like Henninger have proven that they don’t deserve it, not from us.

If I have to choose between puckered assholes like him and Halle Berry saying ‘fuck’ on teh Daily Show last night, I know which side I’m going to come down on…. and it won’t be with the pursed-lip moral scolds.

Vic, my dictionary lists:
political correctness: a rope used to trip your critics when you get caught saying something fucking stupid. (e.g., “The crucifixion of Don Imus is just political correctness run amok.”; from Ancient Toddler, “wah”, meaning “to be disciplined, particularly for teasing or tormenting someone else”)

civility: a club used to beat your critics when you get caught saying or doing something fucking stupid. (e.g., “How can we give any weight to the critics of Don Imus when they lack even the most basic civility.”; from Middle Toddler “mom-mi”, meaning “to distract, primarily by whining” )

Hope this helps.

What a truly wankerific fucking idiot. He expects us to coo to him while he and the other asshats bend us over and fuck us. He wants to bring back the fucking gilded age where the peasants knew their place.

Bingo. It should also be noted that “they” are becoming increasingly afraid. They know that, in general and as with individual confrontation, harsh language usually a direct precursor to physical confrontation. Wealthy, high-society wingnuts are scared shitless because they know where the mounting outrage, expressed by average folk who would normally not engage in such rhetoric, will ultimately lead. When common folk such as my 80 year old grandmother, who never once cursed in front of me for any reason, calls President Bush a “lying asshole”… well the writing is on the wall.

The truth of the matter is that once BushCo and all of its sycophantic enablers are dealt with (marginalized or otherwise) the harsh language will, for the most part, disappear. They are the reason for it in the first place.

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Otherwise, yeah….. :)

Hey, now!

Whenever any of you fuckers refer to me as ‘Gentlewoman,’ you had better fucking mean it, if you fucking know what’s good for you. None of that fucking ‘dripping with irony’ crap, either, assholes.

And HTML, you forgot to say that Daniel Henninger can fuck himself sideways with a fucking chainsaw, which is the proper, fucking, commonly-accepted and completely fucking civil phrase.

I mean, just because Teh Right is bending the Constitution over and roughly inserting a non-greased broom handle into its rectum, is that any reason to use terms like “fucking our civil rights up the ass”?

And just because the major policy advisers are recommending programs and tactics that are only comprehensible to recreational drug users from another planet who also suffer from severe brain damage from their spaceship crash, does that give Teh Left the right to describe them as “clueless fucktards on acid”?

It’s just uncivil.

This is offensive to cock gobblers, fuckfaces, scumbags, asshelmets, dickhead (c’mon, if you had a dick for a head, would you want someone making fun of you?), lopsided cumbubbles, wanktards, puke faces, shit eaters, and, mostly, monstertwats.

I don’t know how you can live with yourself, Mr. HTML. You decide to pick upon the lowest of the low. Any ‘Decent’ human being…

Nah, Fuck It. Bring on the celery.