Hmm, that would explain why office is so empty.

To be more precise, at exactly 12am load times dramtically improve and at 5 am the go back to the slog.

I’m at work so I have time to track these minutia.

I think it’s time to quit maligning hamsters. We could do better

Back to work, you!

At least we’re accumulating a stockpile of band names.

Please move to a host who knows what they are doing – I’m missing my Sadly, No! fixes.

Not likely. It’s utter shite here in sunny Scandinavia, as well. I vote for bigger, gayer, less dead hamsters.

Fnar fnar fnar. But then you’ve got to spend centuries worth of geek-hours thread-safing the buggers. Why not just go for huge, mutant hamsters, the kind that can kick down the door of the local egg tart shop, break the fingers of three or four heavies, and convince the local triad boss to make things run smoothly.

Well, that’s how it works in Hong Kong.

It’s a series of boobs!

Tangled up boobs!

The only solution is to ditch the whole “King For 4 Years” nonsense and move to a mature democratic system. Only then will your servers serve as they should.

You’ll thank me for it later.

Part of that urban myth was that licking these toads could produce a halucinatory state similar to that brought on by mushrooms. It’s the same species that inspired Mojo Nixon to name one of his bands “Mojo Nixon and the Toad Liquors”.

Your Toad Trivia du Jour.

I seen it.

Maybe you should offer Alberto “Little Fredo” Gonsalez a job on the server treadmills. I hear he’s got his resume out all over town, and you’d save the expense of buying a larger wheel…