1. We are not convinced it ever happened.
2. If it did, it’s a really stupid, rude display but not illegal or even really immoral.
3. We are more interested in how wiggity wack the very idea makes certain conservatives act.

That’s why moron.

OK. Now refer to point #2.

[crickets]

And then Ann Coulter said, “Bitch, we own this town so get out of our way!”. And The Statue of Liberty was like, “I don’t know you.” So then Michelle Malkin whipped out her knife and tried to stab The Statue of Liberty. But The Statue of Liberty was too quick for her- grabbed her hand and Malkin couldn’t twist out of The Statue’s grasp. But at the same time, Ann Coulter grabbed The Statue’s hair and pulled really hard- pulled some of it out. The Statue was overcome by the pain, and so let go of Malkin’s knife.

Then Malkin dropped the knife and kicked The Statue of Liberty in the gut. The Statue of Liberty doubled over. Coulter jumped on The Statue’s back, but The Statue jerked herself forward and Coulter just fell off, knocking her head on the pavement. But while that was going on, Malkin put on her brass knuckles and hit The Statue on the side of her head. The Statue was knocked whoozy by that. Malkin kept hitting her with the brass knuckles while she was reeling from the pain. The Statue fell on the ground.

Malkin kept hitting The Statue about the neck and face. Coulter got up finally and kicked her a few times. Then they said something like, “That’s right bitch! Don’t fuck with the NeoCon Sisters!”. The Statue isn’t sure because she was half-unconscious. They left the Statue like that. The Statue of Liberty had to go to the hospital, and she lost two teeth, and her entire neck and face was bruised black, and she had two black eyes and a swollen ear! She’s afraid to go out in public now!

I haven’t heard any conservatives speak out about the way that Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin beat up The Statue of Liberty- beat her about the neck and face! So what gives? You don’t care about assault and battery? Against one of our national monuments?!? You have a very flawed moral compass, Psycheout, if you don’t care about an innocent statue getting beat within an inch of her life!

I mean, what is The Statue of Liberty supposed to do? Should she go out again? But what if Coulter and Malkin get her again? She won’t tell her family who did it to her. (But her brother knows, he’s trying to get her to tell so he can sue. But the case may not stand up in court because The Statue has no witnesses.)

And where are the defenders of our national monuments, I ask, when The Statue of Liberty was getting her clock cleaned by Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter? Don’t they care about an innocent national monument who was only trying to mind her own business?

If Republicans start calling on all whites in America to soundly repudiate every white supermacists’ rally or every German in America to soundly repuditate ‘neo-nazis rallies’ then you might have a point.

Hasn’t happened in the past don’t see it happening in the future.

And RZ, I cannot explain why Giuliani and Romney are the frontrunners. Perhaps if the media would explain their past attacks on innocent unicorns the tide would turn.

1) Set a flag on fire (use a North Korean or Cuban one)

2) Take a dump on it

3) Then write back and talk about the experience- ie, was it even possible for you to do?

I heard about some conservatives raping unicorns. Is Psycheout going to come out against unicorn rape?

Absolutely. I condemn this practice in the strongest possible terms.

I heard about some conservatives raping unicorns. Is Psycheout going to come out against unicorn rape?

Now, please take a moment to look the word “opinion” up in the dictionary. We’ll wait while you do this.

Little secret here…..the usual factchecking standards of journalism do not apply on the opinion pages. So it is not possible to place any degree of certainty on anything stated therein.

It’s amazing how often the things we think are certain to be true turn out to be unsubstantiated rumor.

And Fred Phelps is a Democrat, Doc. He’s yours, not mine. He was an al-Gore supporter.

If it had happened, we’d be seeing photos 24/7. Do you think La Malkin would let an opportunity like that pass her by? LGF? The Rottweiler bunch? No photos to see. No event to take photos of.

As long as your in the mood for collective guilt, are you going to apologize for the Rev. Fred Phelps or for Ann Coulter?

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

I guess we should ask conservatives to apologize or make a statement whenever a terrorist kills people. You see, because the terrorists are the “conservatives” in the Middle East. Wouldn’t that be fun?

But I don’t think there’s very many flag defenders in Portland, Oregon. So your scenario, while funny, would have to be completely fictional. You saw the video of the burning flag and burning soldier effigy, did you not? There were no counter-protests. Everybody seemed to be gawking and enjoying the disgusting show.

How about South Korean cinema though? The Quiet Family — quite a flick, eh? ;-)

You’ve got a very flawed moral compass, my friend.

If it did happen it doesn’t sicken you? It doesn’t make you disappointed in your fellow American who participated in such a disgusting spectacle?

If so…wow. Don’t you believe that anything is worthy of respect? Sadly not, I suppose.

Carry on.

I think it would be terrible if women had witnessed this disgusting act. Because if there’s anything women who care for young children are unused to, it’s cleaning up shit.

Oh, wait.

Yuh-xactly. And of course women don’t shit themselves, so it’s quite a shock for them to see someone do it: “Ohmigod, so that‘s what they meant?!?

�Build a bone fire. Build a bone fire. Put the soldiers on the top. Put the Fascists in the middle and we’ll burn the F’in lot�

That’s bonfire, not bone fire. And when I, as a wee lassie at school, used to sing this with my chums, we put the teachers on the top, and the headmaster in the middle. It has an ancient provenance, you see. I don’t imagine that any of us actually wanted to toast teachers (except a couple of my more ‘free-range’ friends, maybe).

“Bye, bye GI. In Iraq you’re gonna die�

Don’t know the tune, so it’s hard for me to say from whence it comes.

It didn’t sound like “they were implying that going to Iraq was a waste of one’s youthful life.� It sounded like they were celebrating the death of American soldiers. It’s hard to read that any other way.

You don’t burn an effigy to say “gee, what a waste of our soldiers.� You construct an effigy and destroy it in fire to symbolize your hate of the object in question.

And, y’know, doesn’t it strike even you as faintly odd, just a smidgeon out of whack, that bearded hippy peaceniks who march and chant and wave placards to stop a war would have so much violence and hate? Doesn’t one normally find the violent, hate-filled ones in favour of war? We bearded hippy peaceniks chant foolish slogans about everyone being some mother’s son, and bemoan the tragic waste of human life, and generally showing our soft and fuzzy side, so who’s doin’ the hating? Tain’t us, kiddo.

Let me ask you this: when you were a kid, and someone did something in class but wouldn’t own up, and the teacher kept you all in after school, was that fair? Everyone being punished for the actions of one kid? I’d say no, it’s not fair. So would the rest of my peacenik buddies. Do the crime, do the time, fine, but don’t apply the time to them, their families, all the people in their street, and everyone wearing jeans.

Can you see what I’m getting at? I’ll give you some time to think about it.

It seems pretty cut and dried to me.

That’s probably because you’re an ignoramus.

And literally crapping on a burning flag? Words fail me.

I imagine they failed the dude who lowered his delicate rectal area over a burning piece of cloth. Hence the ‘singeing hair’ comment in the first post, WHICH NO-ONE SEEMS TO HAVE NOTICED, I DON’T KNOW WHY I BOTHER, I’LL BE IN THE LOUNGE WITH MY VODKA IF YOU NEED ME.

Here’s a tip: are there photographs? Hmmm. No pics, even though there were undoubtedly thousands of cameras there, with all the proud defenders of sacred stuff taking pics of themselves. Hmmm. Likely?

What happened then? Given the huge turnout of sacred-stuff-defenders, did they all really stand around watching this theoretical guy drop his pants, lower his arse, and proceed to crap on their holy, sacred, defend-at-all-costs, flag? Some of those guys are mean, I mean, mean. If any single one of them had seen such a flag-defiling, don’t you think he’d had shouted in horror and attacked? And the shout drawing the attention of others, who drew others, and so on? Man, they guy would be compressed like cheese slices within a second and a half, with about fifty stauch flag-defenders piled on him trying to remove his teeth.

And why, oh why, oh why, crap on a burning flag? Why not just one or the other? Why risk his sensitive ring area to crap on a burning flag? Would you do it? Man, the guy’s gotta be sitting at home, a cold compress clutched to his red arsehole, shrieking that he’s giving up politics for good.

No, psycheout, I really think this was made up by someone trying to give the hippy peaceniks a bad name. Don’t you?