Mar
22

“Hey, Who Stole The Vicodin?”




Posted at 21:27 by Gavin M.

(Ooh yeah! All right!)

Were Pammin’…
I wanna Pam it with you.
Were Pammin’, Pammin’…
And I hope you like Pammin’, too.

‘Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
Pammin’ ’til the Pam is through.

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Above: The cruel rays of dawn


Bonus yikes: The following Pam Atlas moment is submitted without comment:
 

Hooters:Tah-Tahrrific

Hooha to Hooters! Thanks fellas for standing up. I’ve never dined there but I sure will now. hat tip TRK

Hooters To Open Restaurants In Israel

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Hooters, the restaurant chain known for its tasty wings and scantily clad servers, is heading to Israel. Atlanta-based Hooters of America Inc. said in a statement that it has reached a franchise deal with Ilana and Ofer Ahiraz to open the first Hooters restaurant this year in Israel, with several more locations in Israel to follow.

Update: Oh, who am I kidding.

So next thing, Ofer Ahiraz gets on the phone and says, “No, no! You dolts! I said I wanted to open the first Hooters where the boobs are real…”

Thankew, try the soup.

124 Comments »

  1. steve ex-expat said,

    March 22, 2007 at 21:32

    I can only watch the fake Pam. This one makes me want to jump off a bridge.

  2. NobodySpecial said,

    March 22, 2007 at 21:41

    Hint for the comedian: That’s not a conservative, that’s a nutbag. A very intoxicated nutbag.

  3. Pamalicious said,

    March 22, 2007 at 21:47

    How you durrin’?

  4. A Brontosaurus said,

    March 22, 2007 at 21:59

    I hope Israelis like buffalo wings with the feathers still attached.

    Their fries are pretty good, tho.

  5. Atlas Juggs Scares Me said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:00

    My eyes!

    My eyes!

    Ze goggles, zey do nuhtink!

  6. yossarian said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:02

    ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH

  7. steve_e said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:03

    Pam’s going emo on us. She’s got the bathroom confessional, black clothes and heavy eye shadow. It’s all there.

    But emo kids are usually filled with self-loathing, not murderous rage.

  8. judeanpeoplesfront said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:07

    could you work in some vomit on her hair, and “teabag me!” on her face?

  9. J— said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:08

    Sorry, Carmella Hayersprai. Can’t touch this.

  10. Thom said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:09

    Uh, is it just me or does Pam hav a bit of a hard-on in that photo? Or is that someone playing Pam? With a bit of a hard-on? I’m confused.

  11. CarolSoprano said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:10

    I have a couple of cousins like that down on Long Island (not only in looks but also in political leaning) … that place is a cesspool, I tell ya! Accent and everything – as soon as I was old enough I got the f*ck out of that hellhole and moved upstate. She is like a car wreck – it’s utterly gruesome but you just can’t turn your eyes away.

  12. bpower said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:13

    I managed to watch the first 30 seconds. Anyone top that?

  13. Rod Stewart said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:18

    The morning sun when it’s in your face
    Really shows your age…

    Oh Pammie, I wish I
    had never seen your face…

  14. Seanly said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:18

    I hope Israelis like buffalo wings with the feathers still attached.

    Their fries are pretty good, tho.

    That sums up there food pretty good. Here’s a short version of every conversation I’ve heard about any Hooters:
    “Yea, the girls are cute, but they ain’t worth that overpriced, bad food.”

    Also, it’s hard to go there when you know that the waitress is only being flirtatious to get you to not only tip well but also so you buy more of their crappy food. Not that I mind cute & flirtatious waitresses…

  15. Ginger Yellow said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:22

    Hey, Gavrocket Bradpants Mencken, why don’t you just go ahead and rename the site Sadly, DDoS?

  16. Ortho_Bob said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:25

    Sorry to go all obscure and BBC but I see the deep influence of Absolutely‘s Frank Hovis on Pam’s latest piece:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=3IYnWTmxkBM

  17. Gerald Fnord said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:26

    So there is a sliver of hope for mankind after all. If there’s one thing that might provide common ground for Israelis, Palestinians, Sunnis, Shia, Kurds, Iraqis, Iranians, Saudis etc., to come together in a spirit of peace and brotherhood, it’s the opportunity to consume inedible food and watered-down beer while ogling scantily-clad sorority chicks with big fake boobs.

  18. mikey said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:45

    Not gonna do it. Won’t watch pam. And I think we can bury this server, it’s officially KIA…

    mikey

  19. Doodle Bean said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:47

    And Pammy marches relentlessly onward along the plastic surgery path forged by Michael Jackson!

    Nah, Pammy, nobody can tell you’ve had yet another ‘procedure’. You look great!

  20. noen said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:54

    You guys gotta do something about the DDoS attacks. Is there legal action pending?

    I read an article on, I think it was NewsForge, that compared Drupal with WordPress. They seemed to like Drupal a little better even if wordpress was easier to configure. Maybe think about that as a option down the line.

    BTW, here in middle America, we call it Targét too. Were down like that. And we have better class than to do a video from a toilét.

  21. El Cid said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:58

    Wow, that actually made me feel sort of sad for her. That was just really, really sad.

  22. DAS said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:58

    So will these Hooters be kosher? Will the waitresses follow the dictates of Shniu (modesty)?

    Yeah … and what’s the deal with kosher butchers not being able to properly remove the feathers from chicken wings?

  23. John Bolton said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:58

    I, for one, look forward to receiving Pam’s excellent service when I attend the grand opening of the Tel Aviv Hooter’s

  24. cucuracha said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:59

    Dontcha wisha girlfren was hot like meeeeee

  25. DAS said,

    March 22, 2007 at 22:59

    I left off the final consonant on Shnius/Shniut, that way I’d be neutral with respect to Hebrew dialect … yeah … that’s why I did that. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

  26. t4toby said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:00

    The real question is: when Coulter, Malkin and Atlas go at it, who is who’s bitch?

  27. Lawnguylander said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:00

    as soon as I was old enough I got the f*ck out of that hellhole and moved upstate

    I was going to trash upstate NY with mock indignance but the mock part doesn’t always translate well into text, I’m learning, so instead I’ll just say that Chuck D more than cancels out Pammy. If however you want to clarify your comments and limit your disdain to the south shore where pammy lives and people do actually talk like her then I will jump on the pile with both feet.

  28. t4toby said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:02

    “I managed to watch the first 30 seconds. Anyone top that?”

    Oh, hells, no. I got 20 seconds…

  29. noen said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:03

    She’s a vapid, self absorbed socialite. Or as we middle Americans say, an upper class ho.

    I did watch it all, I’ll never forgive myself.

  30. Douglas Watts said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:05

    Who has a clock right behind their toilet ?

  31. Duros62 said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:18

    Oh. muy. Guawd.
    Ya, watched the whole thing. Don’t drink and vlog, kids. It’s bad, m’kay?

  32. Doc Johnson said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:22

    ^^Apparently someone whose “trains” must run on time? That would be my guess.

    I wonder what it would be like for Pam to, at some point, have a moment of clarity. Imagine, if you will, she forgets the Xanax and martini breakfast and lunch one day, and suddenly it dawns on her that she’s forgotten a lot of the shit she’s said on her vid-blog. She goes back and looks… and… Aw forget it, she’d still think she was right. There is no light in a black hole. I just wish I couldn’t hear her scream.

  33. billy pilgrim said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:22

    The morning sun when it’s in your face
    Really shows your rage…

    fixed.

    mikey, what you need is a greasemonkey script that replaces Pam Atlas videos with pictures of fields of flowers, or mountains, something calming…

  34. Frederick said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:25

    OMG, Pammy is a tranny!!!11!

  35. Karatist Preacher said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:26

    Oh my.

  36. mikey said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:38

    mikey, what you need is a greasemonkey script that replaces Pam Atlas videos with pictures of fields of flowers, or mountains, something calming…

    Or even better, just replaces the sound track with random Rage Against the Machine cuts. That would be cool…

    mikey

  37. MCP said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:46

    I refuse to watch that video on the grounds that it might make me nauseous. I think that’s in the Fifth Amendment or something.

  38. Thlayli said,

    March 22, 2007 at 23:56

    Or even better, just replaces the sound track with random Rage Against the Machine cuts.

    Or “My Pal Foot Foot”.

  39. the dryyyyyyy cracker said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:07

    Please tell me they’re going to call it “Jooters.”

  40. Leonard Pierce said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:16

    The transcript is up over at my place for those of you who are manly enough to hang on every word. Rembember, this is a service I provide for free, because I hate myself.

  41. trifecta said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:16

    I vomited a little in my throat watching that video.

  42. Snowwy said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:28

    I know I’m gonna get stoned to death for this…

    Pam breaks my heart. She could be a beautiful woman. She has just the kind of looks that make me lose all judgement.

    If only she weren’t animated by such hate. Her twisted, sick, ugly spirit shows through, marring her. Every time I hear her rants, it’s like someone threw shit on the Mona Lisa.

    Such a waste. Such a waste.

  43. His Grace said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:30

    “I managed to watch the first 30 seconds. Anyone top that?�

    Oh, hells, no. I got 20 seconds…

    I managed, with a couple cases of whiskey, to get through the whole thing. Hilariously disturbing. Please say its the alcohol which causes her to act that way. Because I don’t want to see that sober.

  44. Snowwy said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:30

    Hey! I had a real tearjerker of a comment and the *(^%)()%&*()*(%)*(&^*() spam filter ATE IT!? Grrrr.

    Oh well, it’ll save me being ridiculed.

  45. CarolSoprano said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:30

    “If however you want to clarify your comments and limit your disdain to the south shore where pammy lives and people do actually talk like her then I will jump on the pile with both feet.”

    Well, you may be right … one of my cousins lives in Massapequa, although the other lives in Hempstead (kind of mid-Island, Nassau County for those who don’t know) and she is definitely a Pammy clone. But I’ll give this one to you – the South Shore is particularly cess-poolish and utterly provincial – there are people out there who have probably never been off the island!

    And, just to be clear, I live in New Paltz (Woodstock-lite), so you can see exactly where my sensibilities lie. ; – )

  46. billy pilgrim said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:35

    Just READING Leonard’s transcript took years off my life. No way I’m watching it.

  47. Leonard Pierce said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:44

    Aw, Snowwy, don’t be like that! She’s not animated JUST by hate. She’s also animated by Xanax, egotism, loose endorphins, Tetra-Paks of Kendall-Jackson, Percodan, jealous, and a small demon from the Eighth Circle of Hell.

  48. Jillian said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:49

    This brings up a serious question that I do not think has yet been posed:

    Has that woman, ever once in her life, composed a string of words for publication in anything other than a state of total intoxication?

  49. Jillian said,

    March 23, 2007 at 0:54

    And as far as the Israeli Hooters goes….

    Check out what the fashionable Orthodox Jewish woman is wearing this season.

    Very, er, hijab of them, isn’t it?

  50. Gavin M. said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:06

    Check out what the fashionable Orthodox Jewish woman is wearing this season.

    Woo woo! You can see part of her hair!

  51. tb said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:07

    Still out of her fuckin’ mind. The guy with the camera must’ve thought he was going to get a bj when he agreed to do this. I imagine he experienced the first flickers of the disappointment to come right about the time Pam started making fun of the host’s shower curtain. When she starts in about the ‘jihad’ it’s like anti-Viagra- his erection is totally gone. He seems to realize the joke’s on him and starts playing around with the camera. Fucking painful.

  52. t4toby said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:07

    Props to Leonard. Reading it was easier than dealing with her horrible visage!

  53. mikey said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:08

    I can just see god sniggering up on his cloud in heaven. “I know! I won’t let ‘em eat pork! Let’s see if the fuckers can get with that program! Hee hee. Ok, ok, ok, I know. I’ll tell ‘em they have to DRESS a certain way. Huh huh, this is gonna be good. Or I know – how bout this? I make a list of people they’re supposed to hate. Then let’s see how long it takes them to notice that for every single tribe I told them to hate, I told another tribe to hate THEM!! Nah, little fuckers are way to dumb to ever notice that”…

    mikey

  54. a cranny mint said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:10

    I wanna know what the deal was with that monstrosity on her finger.

  55. Rachel said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:12

    I was thinking about the “comedian” who tried to pick her up — I wonder what his magic moment of realization was like.

  56. Gathering of Eagles said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:12

    I watched teh whole thing!

    Where is Paul Wolfowitz, indeed!

    And why is he “fighting corruption” here, when he could be fighting it over there?

    - Gathering of Eagles

  57. Jeff said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:15

    I’ve told y’all that she’s super rich before, right? She married one of the suppliers of yellow cabs to NYC. Classy.

  58. Jillian said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:16

    Woo woo! You can see part of her hair!

    AHA! I knew you were all about leering at a woman’s private parts. Now we know why the feminists hate you so.

  59. teh l4m3 said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:34

    Meh. Hooters? I’d rather see Tel Aviv open a Raisins.

  60. tigrismus said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:40

    Oh well, it’ll save me being ridiculed.

    *points* Tee hee hee!

  61. gunner said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:45

    “I managed to watch the first 30 seconds. Anyone top that?”

    Yep, I watched the whole thing. The key is to turn the sound off and pop a couple of dramamine to offset the camerawork.

    I don’t know about you, but I think that clock really stole the video. I hope it isn’t just a one-time guest appearance.

  62. watertiger said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:50

    HOLY FUCK.

    Sorry, I’m just . . . speechless.

    For now.

  63. Karl Rove II said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:52

    “Or even better, just replaces the sound track with random Rage Against the Machine cuts. That would be cool…”

    Waaaay cool…

    Pammy, dearest…mummy said to never do that again or else it’s the rubber suit and ball gag.

  64. Ann CuneiformHouse said,

    March 23, 2007 at 1:57

    I had a small amount of dry, powdery vomit while watching that. It was very dry. I had to mix it with saliva for it to form true vomit. That was my reaction

  65. NTodd said,

    March 23, 2007 at 2:06

    Looks like I picked the wrong decade to give up self-castration without painkillers.

  66. Parshoin said,

    March 23, 2007 at 2:07

    Check out what the fashionable Orthodox Jewish woman is wearing this season.

    Woo woo! You can see part of her hair!

    And vat lovely tsitskehs she has!

  67. klyde said,

    March 23, 2007 at 2:13

    That thing has man hands

  68. Candy said,

    March 23, 2007 at 2:28

    If anyone in her family cares about her children and pets, they should do some sort of intervention. She’s completely out of it…

  69. Candy said,

    March 23, 2007 at 2:31

    And my god, that camera work brought back memories or yarking beer after watching the Blair Witch Project…

    I lasted 30 seconds.

  70. Ginger Yellow said,

    March 23, 2007 at 3:12

    You people are weird. The shrieking harpy is like crack to me. My favourite bit is how she goes off on one when the comedian guy finds it weird that she asks totally out of the blue “So what about the global jihad?”

    And we started talking, and he’s all talking about all this, all that, and, he’s a comedian. Hello? Um…yeah, all that and a bag of chips. And he’s talking about how, you know, this and that…and I said, well, what about the global jihad? He said, “What?” I said, “The global jihad!” He said “Oh, you must be a conservative”. (Laughs) As if the jihad was a conservative issue! What is wrong with America?

    Uh, no Pammy. Randomly bringing up terrorism while being chatted up is a conservative issue. Actually it’s pretty much a Pamela Oshry issue. As a matter of fact, how cool would it have been if he’d said: “Oh, you must be the shrieking harpy.”

  71. Joe in SF said,

    March 23, 2007 at 3:23

    What’s really sad is that she has a grade-school age daughter whom from what I can tell she has custody of.

  72. His Grace said,

    March 23, 2007 at 3:23

    Now come on Ginger, who here hasn’t had a conversation using those words?

    I mean it’s everyday run of the mill for me.

    “Hey Frank!”
    “Hey Howie.”
    “Weather sure is cold today”
    “Yeah, tell me about it… But what about the global jihad?”

  73. Marq said,

    March 23, 2007 at 3:30

    I finally wander back in after that whole “Gathering Of Schmoes” kerfluffle, and what’s here to greet me?

    AGH!!

    OK. Right.
    There’s no way in hell.
    No.
    Way.
    In.
    Hell.

  74. billy pilgrim said,

    March 23, 2007 at 3:46

    Yea, marq, that’s how the Sadlies loves us. With lots of Pam!

    It’s a tough love, admittedly.

  75. Candy said,

    March 23, 2007 at 3:49

    Tough, and a little chewy. When that kind of love happens in your sleep, you can drown on it.

  76. Worst. President. Ever. said,

    March 23, 2007 at 3:51

    Pam’s all that, and two bags of silicone.

  77. mikey said,

    March 23, 2007 at 3:52

    Where Sadly goes, nothin grows….

    mikey

  78. Gathering of Eagles said,

    March 23, 2007 at 4:07

    Where it’s at!
    Pam’s got two funbags, full of silicone

    (I’ll have to defer to a talent like HTML Mencken to finish that project.)

  79. Nomi Malone said,

    March 23, 2007 at 4:16

    Maybe she’ll let me do her nails…

    Or I could just push her down the stairs.

  80. joeyess said,

    March 23, 2007 at 4:23

    Everytime I watch this wench I die just a little.

    Keep it up assholes. You can pay the mortgage for my wife when I’m gone.

  81. a different brad said,

    March 23, 2007 at 4:57

    I’m dismayed Pam had nothing to say about Bolton being on the Daily Show on tues. Maybe the whole getting school by Doris Goodwin Kearns the next day brought on an uncharacteristic bout of modesty…
    or maybe she didn’t hear about it.
    Odd, tho.

  82. Herr Doktor Bimler said,

    March 23, 2007 at 5:01

    “Scantily clad servers” takes on a new meaning when I’m waiting for the packets to turn up from S,N’s antiquated two-tin-cans-and-a-piece-of-string hardware.

  83. mikey said,

    March 23, 2007 at 5:03

    Hey Dok. Hold this packet while I run back to Berlin and get another one….

    mikey

  84. a different brad said,

    March 23, 2007 at 5:11

    As soon as I was old enough I got the fuck out of upstate NY and into the mix of it. Coincidentally, I went to college in Poughkeepsie n now live on Long Island, technically. Remember, Brooklyn is part of Long Island, before anyone goes badmouthin everything about it.
    And besides. As bad as Long Island is, I’d still pick Levittown over the South Jersey shore, where the 80s never died.

  85. Moronblogger said,

    March 23, 2007 at 5:12

    All that and a bag of chips? I wonder if he was wearing an 8-ball jacket.

  86. Righteous Bubba said,

    March 23, 2007 at 6:07

    You can pay the mortgage for my wife when I’m gone.

    You, sir, have a funny way of acquiring wives.

  87. Some Guy said,

    March 23, 2007 at 6:29

    My brain is so confused. From the neck down, that’s some fine cougar hotness. But even in “relaxed” mode, you can see the crazification and the hate in her face, her black soul twisting with every second that passes not spent on the destruction of others.

  88. Some Guy said,

    March 23, 2007 at 6:33

    Oh yeah, and no way in blue fuck am I watching that vid. Not unless someone MST3ks it.

  89. Hugely said,

    March 23, 2007 at 6:35

    You can pay the mortgage for my wife when I’m gone.

    You, sir, have a funny way of acquiring wives.

    this is why S,N! is great even with two cans and a string and all.

    FYI I gave up playing the harpy’s vids so I get to keep paying for my wifes mortgage a few years more

    two beers et sans preview – allons-y….

  90. islmfaoscist said,

    March 23, 2007 at 6:36

    Hooters, oy vey!

    Wouldn’t you like to get away?
    Sometimes you want to go
    Where everybody knows you’re 18A.

  91. Lesley said,

    March 23, 2007 at 6:43

    Too bad the clock on the wall isn’t a Cuckoo or a Kit Kat, with a fist springing out of it.

  92. PG said,

    March 23, 2007 at 7:00

    As bad as Long Island is, I’d still pick Levittown over the South Jersey shore, where the 80s never died.

    P*ss on you. I lost my virginity in Avalon, NJ in the year of our lord 1972. The South Jersy shore will always be holy to me. The libation of choice in that era was a Harvey Wallbanger – the lovely Ms. Oshry appears to be intimately acquainted with the gentleman. Let us hope her enduring relationship with Mr. W doesn’t prove as damaging to her liver as it has to her brain.

  93. PG said,

    March 23, 2007 at 7:05

    Come on. I closed the tag. Has anyone mentioned server problems?

  94. dj moonbat said,

    March 23, 2007 at 7:42

    That was the hottest internet video I’ve seen in YEARS!!

  95. MrSparkle said,

    March 23, 2007 at 8:53

    Shorter Pam:

    “Quickly, to the bathroom so I can tell everybody about how these brown people should be jailed on sight! Just don’t film in front of everyone, they might think I’m crazy!”

  96. Molly Ivors said,

    March 23, 2007 at 8:58

    Sorry, I’m just . . . speechless.

    For now.

    Heh.

  97. tb said,

    March 23, 2007 at 9:20

    Aieee I watched it again.

  98. Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian said,

    March 23, 2007 at 9:40

    tb, you succumbed to their evil designs, and now you’re damned. And doomed. And other words ending in ‘mmed’. I’ll write your epitaph, friend.

    Y’know, I go past this over and over again. I look at the picture of Pammy crouched there like, well, a harpy, I read the comments, I dare myself, and then I say “Naahhhhh”. No way am I watching that. The last one almost made me bite off my own tongue so I’d bleed to death (and drown, for added laffs) just to stop the pain.

    So, no way are you guys getting me to watch another horror show like that one. No way.

    I’m not in the least curious as to what bizarre excesses this woman can come up with next. Not this cat. No sirree.

  99. Herr Doktor Bimler said,

    March 23, 2007 at 11:10

    You can pay the mortgage for my wife when I’m gone.
    You, sir, have a funny way of acquiring wives.

    Like Bubba said. I’ll have no sympathy when the Wife Bubble bursts and people like you go bankrupt. The whole wife market is distorted by easy access to mortgages… pushing up interest rates… that kind of thing. And don’t get me started on the market distortions produced by developers concentrating on wives for the top end of the market — first and second wives for the super-rich — because that’s where the money is. As I say, no sympathy at all.

  100. Marion in Savannah said,

    March 23, 2007 at 13:19

    I was wondering why I couldn’t get Sadly, No! at lunchtime yesterday. The hospital’s firewall blocked it because it blocks all “sex” sites…. NOW it’s making sense!

  101. FewClothes Johnson said,

    March 23, 2007 at 13:46

    That wasn’t the fake Pam?

  102. Eric B. said,

    March 23, 2007 at 13:48

    I was thinking about the “comedian� who tried to pick her up — I wonder what his magic moment of realization was like.

    I see I’m not the only person who imagines that the conversation went down a bit differently, with him looking around and sliding away as she continues to angrily monologue about the global jihad.

    The other magic moment I’d be keen to see is d00d with the camera when he figures out what she meant by “vlogging in the bathroom.”

  103. tigrismus said,

    March 23, 2007 at 14:54

    “Scantily clad servers� takes on a new meaning when I’m waiting for the packets to turn up from S,N’s antiquated two-tin-cans-and-a-piece-of-string hardware.

    Hey, that’s FireString 800 and a fully hot-swappable RAID Sn-CAN system.

  104. Realist said,

    March 23, 2007 at 16:14

    Guess the Hooters management team has been following the news stories about all those horndogs in the Israeli government, huh?

  105. Hysterical Woman said,

    March 23, 2007 at 16:36

    Does “effective” mean horribly corrupt and incomptent?

  106. Hysterical Woman said,

    March 23, 2007 at 16:40

    Oh, and I watched the whole thing. I laughed when she yelled at her (also probably drunk) camera man. I’m sure when she asked him to go into the bathroom to film her, he was expecting something different.

  107. KiminColumbia said,

    March 23, 2007 at 16:51

    Who is this Pam person? I know I just learned what a concern troll was the other day, so I guess I’m a little behind the curve. Oh, the new and exciting world of blogs

  108. Duros62 said,

    March 23, 2007 at 20:14

    The guy with the camera must’ve thought he was going to get a bj when he agreed to do this.

    There doesn’t seem to be any evidence that he did not. That must be on the B reel.

  109. MCH said,

    March 23, 2007 at 20:43

    “Hey Frank!�
    “Hey Howie.�
    “Weather sure is cold today�
    “Yeah, tell me about it… But what about the global jihad?�

    That’s teh r0xx0r, for this will forever replace “How about that local sports team?”, while also serving as a handy-dandy wingnut detector. It’s a like a Swiss Army knife for your mind. Or something.

  110. Principal Blackman said,

    March 23, 2007 at 20:46

    The other magic moment I’d be keen to see is d00d with the camera when he figures out what she meant by “vlogging in the bathroom.�

    Seriously. If some drunken would-be cougar pulls me into a bathroom saying, “Bring your video camera–I wanna do something real quick,” I’m assuming I’m about to be getting my sex tape on.

  111. J— said,

    March 23, 2007 at 23:27

    Who is this Pam person?

    From her Lifeboat Foundation bio page (she’s a member of their Futurists and Human Trajectories advisory boards):

    Pamela “Atlas” Geller Oshry began her publishing career at The New York Daily News and subsequently took over operation of The New York Observer as Associate Publisher. She left The Observer after the birth of her fourth child but remained involved in various projects including American Associates, Ben Gurion University and being Senior Vice-President Strategic Planning and Performance Evaluation at The Brandeis School.

    After 9/11, Atlas had the veil of oblivion violently lifted from her consciousness and immersed herself in the education and understanding of geopolitics, Islam, terror, foreign affairs and imminent threats the mainstream media and the government wouldn’t cover or discuss.

    Her website, AtlasShrugs.com, winner of the “Best New Blog” 2005 Jewish & Israeli Blog Award and finalist in the 2005 Weblog Awards, is a counter terrorism site fighting the great fight, changing the world one word at a time. Leading authorities are regularly interviewed. She routinely confers with leading scholars on the Middle East, Islam, Eurabia, China and Russia. The objective of her website is to cover related but little reported events of great import. She provides an unblinking, glaring examination of global affairs and is a member of Pajamas Media.

  112. Ann Althouse, Collector's Edition said,

    March 23, 2007 at 23:55

    Reminds me of Martin Mull’s comments regarding his songwriting (paraphrasing):

    Someone asked me whether I wrote the words or music first, & I said ‘Yes’. … It’s not really stream of consciousness, more like puddle of consciousness. I have trouble with moving water.

    Puddle of Consciousness! Pretty well sums Pammy up, I think!

  113. mikey said,

    March 24, 2007 at 1:17

    We’ve always been at war with Eurabia…

    mikey

  114. Candy said,

    March 24, 2007 at 5:48

    I dated a guy named Larry who turned out to be kind of a prick, so we called him “Larry of the Labia”. Eurabia reminds me of that.

  115. Ann Persand said,

    March 24, 2007 at 7:39

    I’d buy her a pie. And in northern NJ pie means a pizza. But then she’d say, “This is great pie. Really great pie. I like the salami and sausage. That park we walked was nice too. Really nice. I liked feeding the boids. But what about the global jihad ?”

    Pammy needs a Food Channel show and a QVC show.

  116. Bloggofacist said,

    March 24, 2007 at 8:58

    Awww, come on. Its like watching a train wreck, in slow motion, over and over again. How can you not love it?

    and you just know the camera man was in on the joke “hey, wanna have some fun? take pammy in the bathroom for some vlog’ing. she’s totally trashed again. We’ve got a pool started on how long she’ll ramble, and how many time she’ll mention john bolton.”

  117. Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian said,

    March 24, 2007 at 13:36

    (she’s a member of their Futurists and Human Trajectories advisory boards):

    Ohhh, the human trajectory that she should be on…

    Pamela “Atlas� Geller Oshry began her publishing career at The New York Daily News and subsequently took over operation of The New York Observer as Associate Publisher.

    Jesus wept: you mean someone actually once paid this abomination? To write? The world’s in worse shape than I thought.

    She left The Observer after the birth of her fourth child but remained involved in various projects including American Associates, Ben Gurion University and being Senior Vice-President Strategic Planning and Performance Evaluation at The Brandeis School.

    Ah. Ben Gurion University. I see.

    After 9/11, Atlas had the veil of oblivion violently lifted from her consciousness

    ?!? WTF? Speaking as an erstwhile authority on veils, it’s well-nigh impossible to lift one violently. They drift, you see. They’re very floaty. They flutter, and do pretty things.

    If she wants something violently lifted, perhaps she should consider her face.

    and immersed herself in the education and understanding of geopolitics, Islam, terror,

    Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Education, ahahahaha! Understanding! Ahahahahaha! Ooh, nice one centurion, like it, like it.

    foreign affairs and imminent threats the mainstream media and the government wouldn’t cover or discuss.

    You mean your MSM and the Bush junta don’t mention turr’rism?

    Her website, AtlasShrugs.com, winner of the “Best New Blog� 2005 Jewish & Israeli Blog Award and finalist in the 2005 Weblog Awards, is a counter terrorism site fighting the great fight, changing the world one word at a time.

    Fucking Jesus, how many pharmaceuticals is this woman on?!? “Counter terrorism site”? I admit, she’s pretty damn terrifying. I imagine all those global jihadis currently lounging around in caves in Afghanistan/Pakistan/New Yawk must look at their screens in awe. “We might as well give up now, guys. This is the ultimate atrocity”.

    She routinely confers with leading scholars on the Middle East, Islam, Eurabia, China and Russia.

    Herself? Does she actually confer with leading scholars from the Middle East? I myself, of course, being from Eurabian stock, understand the difficulties she may be faced with, and I’d gladly offer her the benefit of my expertise.

    The objective of her website is to cover related but little reported events of great import.

    Blow jobs in bathrooms?

    She provides an unblinking, glaring examination of global affairs and is a member of Pajamas Media.

    Unblinking and glaring is right. So is psychotic. Terrifying. Dangerous to human life and sanity.

  118. J— said,

    March 24, 2007 at 14:09

    Thanks for the breakdown, Qetesh. That bio page text screams to be unpacked. It also includes links to some of her vlog entries, including this gem straight from the sidelines of her daughter’s soccer match. I think it’s one of her better performances. Her dog has a great cameo too.

  119. Worst. President. Ever. said,

    March 24, 2007 at 18:11

    Ever notice how you never see Pammy and

    Sugartits

    Link to ACLU in the same room at the same time?

    Coincidence? I think not!

  120. Worst. President. Ever. said,

    March 24, 2007 at 18:12

    Oops, fucked that link text up royally… but check the picture anyway.

  121. Hype-Jersey said,

    March 24, 2007 at 18:25

    When I saw the video, all I could think of is how insecure and unhappy this woman is – how self-possessed and terrified she comes across. I get the feeling that she was out in this party and was feeling left out because no one else at the party actually agrees with her (and they probably thought she was a whack job). So she retreated to the safety of the bathroom where she could be the star in her own video.

    If she had a conversation with a liberal at the party, why didn’t she have the courage to actually film that? If her arguments actually stood up to scrutiny, wouldn’t it be really great for her to crush the liberals once and for all by showing her snappy and logical retorts to “the liberals” at the party? What a self-possessed little chickenshit!

    And if I was at a party and someone was hogging the bathroom for that long just so she could do a glamor shot, I’d be pissed. There are probably 6 people standing in lines outside the door while she’s flipping her hair and having her little private bathrrom tantrum.

  122. Percy Bysshe Shelley said,

    March 25, 2007 at 5:29

    After 9/11, Atlas had the veil of oblivion violently lifted from her consciousnes

    Lift not the painted veil which those who live
    Call Life: though unreal shapes be pictured there,
    And it but mimic all we would believe
    With colours idly spread,–behind, lurk Fear
    And Hope, twin Destinies; who ever weave
    Their shadows, o’er the chasm, sightless and drear.
    I knew one who had lifted it–he sought,
    For his lost heart was tender, things to love,
    But found them not, alas! nor was there aught
    The world contains, the which he could approve.
    Through the unheeding many he did move,
    A splendour among shadows, a bright blot
    Upon this gloomy scene, a Spirit that strove
    For truth, and like the Preacher found it not.

  123. Joe Schmo said,

    June 6, 2007 at 1:02

    Wow, I rarely peek at lefty blogs, and now I can see why. You people are really nasty. Amazingly vicious and dirtily personal, with zero sense of proportion and good sense. You’re *vomiting* because you’re watching someone whose *political opinions* you don’t like??? Geez, maybe get a grip, borrow a slice of perspective from someone more level-headed like Paris Hilton or an ape at the nearest zoo. You know, I can see better now why the left is always suspecting everyone of slimy secret selfish aims. Bit of what the shrinks call projection, apparently. Blech.

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