Comments on: Shorter Kathleen Parker

By: Kathleen Parker

Kathleen Parker — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:16:46 +0000

Is everybody in government supposed to look heinous?

Denny Hastert is hot!!1!

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:18:50 +0000

Ms. Parker sure uses lots of big words–and French ones, too!–for “meow”.

By: Jersey Tomato

Jersey Tomato — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:47:16 +0000

Kathleen Parker – kiving proof of the adage that “beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.”

By: Cambridge Kid

Cambridge Kid — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 13:58:40 +0000

“Now that his wifeâ€™s cancer has returned, I expect to see an outpouring of sympathy fromâ€¦wait a minute what was I thinking.”

No, they will probably just accuse him of enjoying his wife’s cancer and using it for political gain.

By: Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian

Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:35:01 +0000

Wow, that pic reminds me of one my mother had done when she was a young woman. At the time, it was all the rage to have a basically B&W photo shot in a studio: the studio would then lovingly hand-colour it, giving it a beautiful and otherworldly look. And this looks kinda like that.

Man, the brushwork (or mousework) that went into this one, though. Every single area has been tinted, brushed, and otherwise tweaked about. There even seems to be a line between her front teeth and her bottom lip: sadly, it’s a flat horizontal line. Which makes her look like one of Terry Gilliam’s wacky animations. I’m sure that block from chin to bottom lip is going to start wagging up and down and she’ll pretend to speak.

Oooh, the chin is following me around the room! Hayulp! Hayulp! I’m being hounded by a right-wing chin!

By: Marq

Marq — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:13:17 +0000

As a long-time Kathleen Parker hater, let me be the first to say, “Kathleen, you f*ckin*, c*nt*stic, b*tcht*c*l*r cow.”
Well.
There ya go, Kathleen. You’re a smart lass. I’m sure you can suss out what the asterisks represent!
I only used ‘em because I wanted to be classier than you.

By: Candy

Candy — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:03:29 +0000

By: HTML Mencken

HTML Mencken — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:01:48 +0000

I like my guys with long hair….Yum!

Believe me, the hottest men Iâ€™ve known have all had long hair.

You’re welcome at S,N! anytime, Candy.

By: Candy

Candy — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:36:44 +0000

I personally have a hair fetish. I like my guys with long hair. See Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains or Eddie Vedder with his gorgeous locks all grown back like they were in the early 90s. Yum!

Believe me, the hottest men I’ve known have all had long hair. How is having gorgeous hair effeminate? I guess they think Jesus was teh gay, with all that long shaggy hair. The Romans, on the other hand, liked the corporate look.

Why do conservatives hate Jesus?

By: Jillian

Jillian — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 22:41:08 +0000

The length of that video is two minutes.

And it’s slowed down quite a bit.

Jesus Christ, even dirty fucking hippies brush their hair for a minute and a half once in a while.

By: Mephie

Mephie — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:40:00 +0000

So, I watched the video. I don’t get it. It could be worse, like when Wofwitz licked his comb while combing his hair.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:16:31 +0000

An evil, pretty snake-boy.

Wasn’t that the plot of one of the Harry Potter movies?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:32:53 +0000

it may be over for John Edwards, thanks to a resurrected video of him primping, too lovingly, his hair.

Over! She is the queen of wishful thinking.

I have an officially-measured IQ of 182 on Stanford Binetâ€™, and approximately Yul Brynnerâ€™s coiffureâ€™.

Bless his heart, all those brains and yet he still can’t figure out apostrophes or think up anything more creative to call Edwards than the ubiquitous “silky pony.”

By: Seanly

Seanly — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:11:40 +0000

She’s just upset coz Edwards doesn’t sport the Bell’s Palsy look of Cheney or the “Not only am I drunk right now but I just snorted a couple of lines before the press conference” dazed look of Bush.

By: Jâ€”

Jâ€” — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:01:22 +0000

The meme is that John Edwards looks good. And this is bad how?

And, according to Parker, that he’s a snake ’cause he revealed his tongue. So he’s evil.

And a pretty boy.

An evil, pretty snake-boy.

By: steve_e

steve_e — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:54:25 +0000

You libs are attracted to Edwards because you’re gay faggorts.

Mwahaha. You can’t win. The wingnuts shall rise again!

By: Silver Owl

Silver Owl — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:51:22 +0000

LOL! Heck all Edwards has to do to be a “real man” and legitmate in the wingnuttery’s eyes is slay a dragon or two. McCullough can show him how.

I swear Townhall is merely an elaborate cover for those people being in group therapy sessions.

By: Lawnguylander

Lawnguylander — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:23:25 +0000

Travis, you and your wiseass Sadlynaut colleagues are ruining my life by making me visit right wing blogs all the time but I’ll never be able to resist the temptation because the sad, pathetic commenters never fail to bring the funny thinly disguised as stupidity:

There’s an old saying that hair and brains don’t grow on the same head. I have an officially-measured IQ of 182 on Stanford Binet’, and approximately Yul Brynner’s coiffure’.

What does that tell you about Edwards, hmmmm?

Brains growing on top of his head?

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:22:47 +0000

Who’s taking bets on the time elapsed before Some Guy With A Website accuses Edwards of playing his wife’s illness for sympathy, and the whole thing is probably faked anyway?

By: Jean Arf

Jean Arf — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:14:26 +0000

JE has more hair than a lotta guys his age, but it doesn’t look all that pouffy to me. Not if you compare it to the Mister Softee hair sculpture Tom Delay creates every morning.