They are if you’ve experienced “better living through chemistry” on the scale enjoyed by Dubya.

By the way, the GOE folks left out the really important info for most Wingnuts: Was there free beer?

Trent Lott?

Up next:

Assertion: George Bush travelled back in time and killed Jesus.
Evidence: It was on an episode of Quantum Leap.
Counter Argument: Quantum Leap is fiction and had no such episode.
Conclusion: George Bush killed Jesus due to lack of contradicting evidence.

This is awesome. I was never very good at proofs in first-order logic but proofs in wignut logic I have apparently mastered quite readily.

Also I have pictures of Bush killing Jesus on my website, but they are offline at the moment.

SUBMIT, COMMENT!

Well now, I’ll tell ya’ll what happened.

Someone told him that to get to DC, he should leave in the morning and ride into the sun. Nobody told him that he should away from the sun in the afternoon. He’d been back and forth from Memphis and Jackson 20 times before he figured it out.

Also the moon is a giant eggo waffle. Prove me wrong!

I was on the mall that day in spirit (but didn’t get around to signing the pledge) when some guy in his 60s wearing biker denim and leather over his pow/mia shirt and a distinct meth-gleam in his eyes told me that the moon is, in fact, an eggo waffle. He said that, though he had not been to the moon himself, it was all right here in a book.

He showed me the book. It was a Haynes repair manual for 1982-1996 BMW K-series motorcycles. I’m actually pretty familiar with the book and told him that it didn’t say anything about the moon at all. He called me a traitor and said that his friend told him that it did. When I asked him who is friend was, he gave 2 different names.

I emailed Haynes’ editors and asked them what their motorcycle manuals had to say about the composition of the moon, and did they actually say it was a giant eggo waffle as rumored on the intertubes.

I received a reply that they write motorcycle manuals in which the words “giant”, “eggo”, “waffle”, and “moon” never appear. The tone of their reply seemed to imply confusion that I would even ask such a dumbass question.

Some random sympathizer with the original crazed wingnut then pointed out that I had not disproved the eggo-waffle-moon hypothesis nor had I said what the actual composition of the moon was. Which was technically true, if ridiculous.

Then imagine the balls required to pretend it was HALF A MILLION…
http://sadlyno.com/archives/5382.html

There entire mode of “logic” is like a bad parody of that fantastic piece by Monty Python with the Black Knight versus Arthur.

“There were 30,000 people there.”

“No there weren’t.”

“Yes there were. That’s what the Park Service says.”

“But the Park Service never said such a thing.”

“Yes they did.”

“No they didn’t.”

“Ah, well, they’re a bunch of tree huggers anyway. It doesn’t matter. Look at our pictures. There are obviously 30, 000 people there.”

“Your pictures show maybe 3-400. Lots of them are pictures of the same people over and over.”

“No, these pictures obviously show 30,000 people.”

Etc., etc.

Start downloading the HotAir flickr photos of those “30,000″ eagles now before they disappear down the memory hole.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/39049221@N00/

30K? Simply impossible, unless they’re counting their fingers and toes and teeth as individual Eagles.

It didn’t look like we had 30K either, but we outnumbered the Eagles at least ten to one, and that’s being modest.

30,000? Bullshit!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gatheringofeagles/

It looks like there were about 30 people there. And they seem to hate women a lot. And really, really hate Jane Fonda.

Wow.

Man, you gotta think that the fact that the Right hasn’t been able to pin anything like that on the Left over the last 4 years is driving them absolutely NUTS.

This was an orchestrated attempt to get that talking point echoed in the MSM (and thus made real?). Sadly for them, they seem to have fucked that up like so much else these days.