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By: Progressive Gold » Blog Archive » The Great Gazoogle Robbery

Progressive Gold » Blog Archive » The Great Gazoogle Robbery — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:13:34 +0000

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By: Chris Moorehead

Chris Moorehead — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:42:29 +0000

But global warming is the most insane, psychotic idea liberals have ever concocted to kill off â€œuseless eaters.â€?

Damn! Our secret plan to get rid of the American Enterprise Institute has been revealed…

Also, Ann misspelled “Ukrainians”. And Hitler was not an atheist.

By: SFOtter

SFOtter — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:24:32 +0000

Please, the right wing base doesn’t pay attention to any woman, above the neck and the only ‘unfogivable sin’ she could commit is to gain 30 pounds.

By: cowalker

cowalker — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:46:50 +0000

The first thing I read by her was that lame column about the Democratic convention in 2004–the one her editor refused to run. It sounded as though she took a set of refrigerator magnets with stale insults to liberals printed on them and applied them at random. Then she sent in a picture of it for publication.

Can you imagine her having the same status in wingnutland if she were not a tall, long-legged blonde? With those boxes checked the wingnuts can tell themselves she is attractive, which builds their self-esteem. And I guess her intellect and writing style is a stretch for wingnuts.

By: Rat Bastard's Friend

Rat Bastard's Friend — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:23:31 +0000

HTML. (Sigh-oh.)

By: Ron Coleman

Ron Coleman — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:22:45 +0000

I made a typo. I thought HMTL had made a screwup-o. But it wasn’t me, oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:47:11 +0000

What makes me, a very small fry indeed, â€œthe most horrible rat bastard in the history of the internets [sicâ€œ?

Maybe the fact that you think HTML's use of the word internets is a typo? And/or that you committed your own silly typo in an attempt to use the neener-neener of [sic]? Or that — oh, never mind. It wasn’t you after all.

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:56:14 +0000

I overestimated Townhall then, Bubba.

By: DragonScholar

DragonScholar — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:45:48 +0000

I’m in awe of her ability to say ungrounded things with what sounds like total convictions. And in awe of the ability of ignorant morons to take her seriously.

Honestly, if she wasn’t a paid columnist, she would be one of those people posting photocopied fliers in subways. The right has made a deal with the devil of hatred, and now they’re stuck with quite a few devils they’re reliant on. They can’t stop mainlining hits of Coulter, Malkin, and Limbaugh because its all that arllies people.

By: Ron Coleman

Ron Coleman — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:45:26 +0000

Nieporent?! Even more no way.

By: Not so gay Paree « Likelihood of Success

Not so gay Paree « Likelihood of Success — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:43:26 +0000

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By: HTML Mencken

HTML Mencken — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:42:32 +0000

Hey, Ron! It’s not *you* at all.

Carry on!

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:37:36 +0000

Paleolithic Liberal Robot Monster:

http://www.cylon.org/images/bmovies/robmonster44c.jpg

Notice how the Liberal Robot Monster gets the girl.

By: islmfaoscist

islmfaoscist — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:53:25 +0000

Gay persecution does not rival black persecution in the annals (I could not find a better word to insert here) of American history.

You can just tell Mike checked his dictionary three times here to make sure he had the spelling right.

By: a different brad

a different brad — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:51:39 +0000

Y’know, I read that Paglia column, n at first I thought it was a collection of Ann Althouse’s posts.
I especially liked the display of moral righteousness borne of watching black men perform physical labor instead of spending time with her family.
Not that I can comprehend it, but it was amusing.

Also, logging in doesn’t save comments from being lost in the neverending 503 attacks. whoever told me that is a terrible liar n I hate you i hate you i hate you you’re not my real father!

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:44:31 +0000

Nice channeling of Emily Litella, mikey.

I believe those glasses ought to contain 2 kingubus of good gin (I recommend Hendrick’s) and a Righteous Bubba of very dry vermouth. Repeat at least once per Qetesh.

By: John Pulla Coultertrain

John Pulla Coultertrain — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:43:50 +0000

Just think, in the geological microsecond of 10000 years, the earth will be healed, and Annie Rexic will be dead.

By: Strange Forces

Strange Forces — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:05:51 +0000

I actually have a PAGAN costume I sometimes wear for Halloween. Made my own goat leggings and everything!

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:58:08 +0000

….switch the Goodness and Normalcy around. Fuck.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:57:37 +0000

“If our Robot Monster doesnâ€™t have a deep-sea diving helmet (with aerials), a fur covered body exterior, and a hi-tech bubble machine in his cave, I donâ€™t wanna be part of the Liberal Conspiracy anymore.”

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/life_aquatic/07.jpg early Liberal Robot Monster prototype. Note the lack of Anti-Morality lazers or the P.A.G.A.N.* Engine found in later models.

*People Against Normalcy And Goodness.