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Mar
10

Saturday Open Thread




Posted at 18:09 by Brad

Ali G discusses techmology:

“Does you use a toilet or does you just drop one in a hole?”

45 Comments »

  1. teh l4m3 said,

    March 10, 2007 at 18:18

    Booyakasha.

    Respek.

  2. Jillian said,

    March 10, 2007 at 18:25

    Town Hall has a promising new voice of stupid.

    You can tell that spring is almost here – the soft, plaintive chirps of the newly hatched morons fills the air! I feel like Marlon Perkins!

  3. J— said,

    March 10, 2007 at 19:37

    Pace Ali G, the banana is the godless Darwinist’s nightmare.

  4. Hugely said,

    March 10, 2007 at 19:50

    thanks J

    i only made it through 5 secs of the banana link – you’ve got to be a lesser monkey to believe that shit – 3 grooves on one side…. look how the banana fits in your hand… (man i so wanna have a cockslapping joke in there)

    please Jesme please give those fucks a clue….

  5. jurassicpork said,

    March 10, 2007 at 19:57

    and the Nevada Democratic Caucus. Including a special cameo by Fox News anchor Howard Beales.

  6. jurassicpork said,

    March 10, 2007 at 19:59

    Sorry for the repost. Apparently question marks don’t make good substitutes in html.

    Roger and Me and the Nevada Democratic Caucus. Including a special cameo by Fox News anchor Howard Beales.

  7. mikey said,

    March 10, 2007 at 20:06

    Nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine ….

    What the fuck???

    mikey

  8. J— said,

    March 10, 2007 at 20:15

    No banana slapping in the video, Hugely, but you may want to watch to the end to see him bring God’s given fruit to his mouth.

  9. Hysterical Woman said,

    March 10, 2007 at 21:07

    I love that they use the banana, a fruit that has been breed and genetically modifed to the point that it looks nothing like its native form. Also, it looks like a big penis.

  10. Brad R. said,

    March 10, 2007 at 21:23

    mikey- if you’ve never seen Ali G before, his schtick is interviewing intellectuals/high-profile government officials and asking them the world’s stupidest questions. I think it’s bloody hilarious :-)

  11. mikey said,

    March 10, 2007 at 21:34

    Gawd, I really need to get out more. I thought it was serious, and it turns out to be that Borat guy. Sheesh. I gotta go take the buckboard down to the blacksmith…

    mikey

  12. ifthethunderdontgetya®© said,

    March 10, 2007 at 22:03

    Mikey mikey mikey.

    Oh shit, Ali G got ‘em.

  13. ifthethunderdontgetya®© said,

    March 10, 2007 at 22:06

    I don’t eat spam!

  14. Brownbacker said,

    March 10, 2007 at 22:19

    Since Ali G hasn’t announced his candidacy for President yet, here’s a candidate we can all get behind.

    Sam Brownback

    He’s the far right man for the far right job.

  15. teh l4m3 said,

    March 10, 2007 at 22:22

    Hey I’m wondering when someone will explain to me why S,N!’s servers are constructed from Elmer’s and toothpicks…

  16. teh l4m3 said,

    March 10, 2007 at 22:28

    …your media has to be interesting every time out or the viewer will time-shift to something else.

    You know, it’s good to be alive today. Whenever my parents’ generation wanted to time-shift, they’d have to jump into those unreliable and horribly 60s twirling spiral tunnel thingies…

    Dayum. Ruffini is like the Tom Friedman of the pork rind and Mountain Dew set. “The world is flat, Cletus!”

  17. Amber Pawlik said,

    March 10, 2007 at 22:29

    Did you know that Ranch Dressing now comes with bacon bits? There’s a bit of objectivism for you!

  18. Richard 23 said,

    March 10, 2007 at 22:33

    Hilarious! He pulled a similar stunt (reacting to “homo” in “homo sapiens”) with Chomsky (bi-lingual): “I ain’t like dat.” Chomsky didn’t have much reaction to Ali G’s reference to “cuni-lingual.” Good stuff!

  19. annieangel said,

    March 10, 2007 at 22:58

    http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/11/14/arts/EU_A-E_MOV_Romania_Borat_Backlash.php?page=1

  20. judeanpeoplesfront said,

    March 10, 2007 at 23:02

    teh l4m3, i thought they were atari wicker

    i have gorged on borat…

    give me your tears, gypsy! or i will TAKE them!

  21. judeanpeoplesfront said,

    March 10, 2007 at 23:09

    yeah, ok annie.
    he should offer them free copies of the dvd.
    sadly, i was going to criticize sasha for that, but i feel obligated to disagree with you.

  22. J— said,

    March 10, 2007 at 23:35

    Mikey, you might enjoy Ali G’s interviews with Pat Buchanan, Newt Gingrich, and the late Sue Lees.

  23. Psycheout said,

    March 11, 2007 at 2:16

    Ah, welcome Sadly No denizens, both of you, who chose to visit our site. I hope more will visit, although, unlike you, we are not about “teh funny.” We will check out your site and see if we can find some way to appeal to your funny bone, while simultaneously demonstrating that helping to get Sam Brownback the GOP nomination is to your advantage.

    Perhaps “Brad Rocket” or Gavin, or even “HTML Mencken” (ha ha, your name made me spill my coffee, you owe me some paper towels) will see fit to add us to your blog roll or maybe make fun of us in good sport.

    We’re all in this together. America needs “teh funny” and America needs Sam Brownback. Is this where I slip on a banana peel and do a pratfall?

    Thanks for the link, Brownbacker.

  24. Jillian said,

    March 11, 2007 at 2:57

    Oh, Psycheout, please stay and play with us!

  25. J— said,

    March 11, 2007 at 3:00

    Come play with us forever and ever and ever.

  26. Psycheout said,

    March 11, 2007 at 5:14

    Hey, I think I broke the Internet. Where did that content source thing come from. Is there an echo in here?

    echo in here?

    echo in here?

  27. Marq said,

    March 11, 2007 at 6:26

    Doesn’t “Psycheout” sound suspiciously like… could it be? Oh, NOES!!1!1!

  28. Psycheout said,

    March 11, 2007 at 8:58

    Hmmm, it happened to Marq too. Is the magic word Psycheout?

    Or does this happen often around here?

  29. fontor said,

    March 11, 2007 at 12:49

    Kent Hovind is guilty! You can see it in his beady eyes.

    Did he use the “It was not me” defense in his tax evasion trial?

  30. Jillian said,

    March 11, 2007 at 18:08

    I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but there is an amazing new towhnhall wingnut coming to full looney fruition right before our eyes:

    For too long Christians have been in retreat. Lately, several men with very little knowledge of theology or cultural history have foisted tracts on to a public that has been denied exposure to the rich tradition of Christianity upon which our rights, our values, and highest forms of art are based. A handful of smug “scientists” (Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris, among them) have come along displaying their ignorance in pedestrian prose. …

    But we need to be reminded that Christians started almost all of the major universities in this country. If it weren’t for Christians, the atheists would be chanting into the fire and clubbing each other over the head for food and women. But contrary to the historical evidence, the atheists claim to have the moral high ground, to be the most civilized, while cashing in royalty checks. Christians’ own recent timidity is partly to blame.

    Geez, she sounds really upset. I wonder why?

    Yes, one of the reasons for my attending this conference was to find a publisher for my novel manuscript, “Dancing with Derrida,” that tackles the atheistic world that has brought us abortion, feminism, pornography, political correctness, and objectifying sex. But I am told that no “Christian” publisher will touch it. And most mainstream publishers seem to want novels that promote politically correct themes, nihilistic views of dysfunctionalism, chick lit fluff, or timid little tomes that present “doubt.”

    Oh, I see. Stupid atheists like Dawkins and Harris have the temerity to be published, whilst Ms. Grabar’s deathless prose languishes in obscurity.

    With her being such a skilled writer and all, I can’t imagine how that could be.

  31. Jillian said,

    March 11, 2007 at 18:17

    Oh, Christ, and this bit of “poetry” is from the comments to that article:

    YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL

    As the sun of the earth must rise
    To give sustaining warmth, light and life
    The son of man must rise
    For he has a purpose too
    To rise up and bring forth life with all that God has given him
    To honor and love
    To protect the blood of his offspring
    To give and receive this love
    It takes a heterosexual
    The blueprint of the Creator
    You are heterosexeual

    this is….blargh….ack……grmph! Please, next time just poke me in the eye with a stick or something.

  32. Psycheout said,

    March 11, 2007 at 20:54

    What’s wrong with celebrating being a heterosexual?

    Do you have a problem with “gay pride day?”
    What if there was a “straight/normal pride day?”

    Heterosexual, and proud of it!

    I think the poem was very nice.
    How could anyone find it offensive?

    You don’t need a poke in the eye. You need a hug.

  33. Jillian said,

    March 11, 2007 at 21:24

    No, I think “straight pride day” is a wonderful idea. Right up there with “White pride day”. You should throw a White pride day celebration, too – I know where you can get some groovy armbands for that one. You’ll have to figure out the marchign on your own, though.

    Doofus.

    At any rate…..Doug Giles chimes in to let us know that the only way Ann Coulter could’ve been more Christlike when she called John Edwards a “faggot” would be if she had called him a “fucking polesmoking nancy-boy”.

    I forget where in the Beatitudes it talks about “Blessed are the pottymouths”. Can anyone help me out?

  34. Psycheout said,

    March 11, 2007 at 21:36

    Sorry, don’t know about “marchign,” but then I never really learned how to dance.

  35. Jillian said,

    March 11, 2007 at 21:45

    Awwww, c’mon………..show us your white pride!

    What, are you ashamed?

  36. Psycheout said,

    March 11, 2007 at 22:12

    I am proud of who I am, thanks! And you have no idea what color I am.

    God loves you!

  37. Jillian said,

    March 11, 2007 at 22:16

    Who do you think I am, Ganymede? I don’t let just any random immortal passerby love me, you know.

    I mean, I have standards.

  38. William said,

    March 11, 2007 at 22:20

    Ali G interviews Newt Gingrich (scroll way down): http://www.solidpolitics.com

  39. Herr Doktor Bimler said,

    March 12, 2007 at 1:02

    there is an amazing new townhall wingnut coming to full looney fruition right before our eyes:
    I somehow feel guilty about giving Grabar the full treatment, much as she tempts us. It would be another case of shooting red herrings in a black kettle (or something like that).

    After all, her first language seems to be Slovenian. I don’t know much about Slovenia — despite listening to a shitload of Laibach when I was younger — so for all I know, it could be a country full of foisting, and tracts, prose pedestrians, and atheists who spend their time chanting into the fire and clubbing each other over the head for food and women. Which would explain much about Grabar’s idiosyncratic prose.

    She’d be the ideal person to translate the complete works of Slavoj Žižek into Wingnuttish.

  40. Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste said,

    March 12, 2007 at 1:34

    Brownbacker

    Is that a homonym for “barebacker” or what?

    Shades of the Pogues: ‘a pair of brown eyes were waiting for me…’

  41. Hugely said,

    March 12, 2007 at 3:33

    No banana slapping in the video, Hugely, but you may want to watch to the end to see him bring God’s given fruit to his mouth.

    sorry J – i just back to the thread – thanks for the delayed lol….

  42. Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian said,

    March 12, 2007 at 14:32

    Yes, one of the reasons for my attending this conference was to find a publisher for my novel manuscript, “Dancing with Derrida,� that tackles the atheistic world that has brought us abortion, feminism, pornography, political correctness, and objectifying sex. But I am told that no “Christian� publisher will touch it. And most mainstream publishers seem to want novels that promote politically correct themes, nihilistic views of dysfunctionalism, chick lit fluff, or timid little tomes that present “doubt.�

    Whiny bass itty taby.

    Hey, where’s my allowance of objectifying sex? I’ve been deprived!

    The son of man must rise
    For he has a purpose too

    Phwooar, sailor, rise away!

  43. Hysterical Woman said,

    March 12, 2007 at 21:59

    I was a heterosexual til I read that poem. Thanks a lot!

  44. Jillian said,

    March 13, 2007 at 1:34

    Sheesh, it’s a weird world.

    Just doing some random surfing around the web, and I find out that wingnut extraordinaire Joshua Muravchik is the son of hysterically anti-communist Socialist (better read “neoconservative”) organizer Manny Muravchik.

    I’m telling you, wingnuttia is a genetic condition. Some day, perhaps they’ll have a cure.

  45. Louis said,

    January 7, 2009 at 7:05

    GmsGzeHTnAZPu

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