Comments on: Shweeeet

By: farang

farang — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 13:27:15 +0000

The interesting thing about our Mr. Krauthammer:

Back in early 2001, Charlie boy started up the stream of articles explaining how Bush not only could, but should act unilaterally against treaties and nations as he saw fit.

Interesting, that. Seeing as how this was prior to 9/11/01.

Go back and take a look at our Mr. Krauthammer’s extremely timely predictions of needed unilateralism upcoming…..

By: Karl Rove II

Karl Rove II — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 18:09:31 +0000

Turdblossom is daddy’s nickname…mine is Little Turd.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:42:40 +0000

I still say that’s the best damn Photoshop I’ve ever seen.

It’s even got the flipping hat hair!

I am a really, really non-visual person. I don’t notice things like architecture or page layout or any of that. So when it sinks into *my* thick skull how amazing a given image is, it must really be something.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:45:49 +0000

Nobody ridiculed KH for his disability this time round. we went after his ludicrous and execrable ideas, Turdblossom.

Almost makes you think there’s hope for us.

By: Karl Rove II

Karl Rove II — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:06:33 +0000

In Russia, preview button previews YOU!

By: Karl Rove II

Karl Rove II — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:06:05 +0000

So when is the Femanista mob gonna show up with torches and rope because somebody photoshopping Commander Ftard?

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:55:37 +0000

Just for some perspective – we’re spending in four months in Iraq, adjusted for inflation, what it cost for the original Apollo program.

By: Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian

Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:13:32 +0000

I thought that only worked on monks? (Note from handmaiden: this is a pretentious reference to the origin of the name ‘antimony’, which came from ‘anti-monk’. Qetesh is not as clever as she thinks she is)

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:53:18 +0000

It’s the old toothpick-poisoned-with-antimony trick. Just the thing for disorienting alchemist/scientists during a game of whist, so they end up wagering and losing the deeds to their moonbase. Works every time.

By: Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian

Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:54:09 +0000

Herr Dok, hey, me and Neal, we’re like that (crosses claws). That Snowcrash thing? Got that from me, the whole gig. But he keeps me in whitebait, so I’m happy.

Speaking of which, the handmaiden is laggard with the crunchy foods. I suspect she’s lollygagging somewhere. I must seek, or she’ll think she can get away with this sort of behaviour, and you know what they’re like then.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:39:18 +0000

the super-secret Masons-n-Catholics-n-Illuminati want to reclaim their moonbase after losing it in the 17th century during a contretemp with Newton and a toothpick.
That could easily be the plot of Neal Stephenson’s next book.

By: Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian

Qetesh the Shaved Abyssinian — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:17:53 +0000

Superb photoshopping, truly superb. Almost Mondrian-ian, in its clarity of line.

Pity he’s such a tossbag, though. Hey, didja notice that hat looks alarmingly like a Catholic bishop’s mitre? Wow, I bet there’s a conspiracy there: the super-secret Masons-n-Catholics-n-Illuminati want to reclaim their moonbase after losing it in the 17th century during a contretemp with Newton and a toothpick.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:26:07 +0000

The Ted Stevens video has a cool idea in the comments threads: chain comments!

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By: mikey

mikey — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:16:25 +0000

That ted stevens remix made me wet myself.

I really learned something today.

Just not sure what…

mikey

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 23:13:33 +0000

why can’t Sadly, No! just attack his ideas? Mitt Romney is definitely going to win in 2008 because of this photoshop. I hope you’re happy.

By: Snorghagen

Snorghagen — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 23:09:43 +0000

I don’t know what it is about Krauthammer, but he always looks like he’s hiding an enormous frog tongue in his mouth and tracking a fly as it buzzes closerâ€¦ closerâ€¦

By: You're Cut Too, Shooshy

You're Cut Too, Shooshy — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 22:49:43 +0000

Aquagirl, clearly you don’t know how a Bush war works. Insurgents will materialize out of the Sea of Tranquility by the sheer force of his ineptitude. Pink Floyd will be branded proto-terrorists for their coded promise to meet up with the lunistas. Malkin’s henchmen will, for the first time, aim their rifles at something white.

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 22:06:09 +0000

More learning then you can possibly contemplate Chucky.

http://www.thespaceplace.com/nasa/spinoffs.html

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:58:34 +0000

There’s nothing quite as beautiful as the space station and the shuttle that services it, and nothing quite as useless.

Yes, of course, us Americans are just supposed to KNOW how People and Equipment are affected by space. Why WASTE money on learning? Fuck that, just dive in and GO GO GO. Its not like “LEARNING” did anybody one bit of fucking good did it Chucky?

Who the fuck needs to know about Cosmic Rays and how to shield against them? Who the FUCK needs to learn how long a human can stand Free Fall? Why the fuck should we care how to replenish oxygen and water? Just pick an amount and GO GO GO.

Chucky, just because “Learning” is an IMPOSSIBLE task for you doesn’t mean that it is WASTED on others.
Please just go back to sucking George’s dick?
Its what you’re good at.
A natural talent, obviously.

By: RobW

RobW — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:46:50 +0000

I like how he compares the space shuttle to the Spruce Goose- it’s a fairly apt comparison.

He goes off the deep end of reality when he writes, “But the Spruce Goose didn’t cost $4 billion in tax money to operate.” He seems to imply that the shuttle is worse because it is a waste of tax money, unlike the Goose? If that’s not his point, why that sentence?

Well, no it probably wasn’t $4 billion, but it was developed and built with a big pile of tax money. The Spruce Goose wasn’t a private boondoggle at all, which is why it was controversial.