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Giddy up!
Over at Fables of the Reconstruction, Mithras writes (and we approve!):
Now is not the time to make nice-nice with the conservative firebreathers. Now is the time to kick them in the balls.
You do the kicking, we’ll do the holding. Uh, wait. [Does this post make us anti-balls?!?]
Unrelated: A lot of comments have been getting caught in the anti-spam folder. We apologize for the inconvenience and are keeping a close eye on things.
Robert Green said,
March 2, 2007 at 0:31
unrelated my ass. i think your spam filter is objectively hoarding comments so that is gets…fat. and quite possibly lazy.
you heard me, non-gender-specific bitches.
Douche Pump said,
March 2, 2007 at 0:33
Massengil has issued a recall!
billy pilgrim said,
March 2, 2007 at 0:42
Fat Pie.
That’s what Sadly, No! means to me now.
Thanks a lot.
kingubu said,
March 2, 2007 at 0:47
I’m objectively pro-dangling-my-nuts-in-a-custard-pie.
After I eat a piece or two, natch.
Wait, what was the topic again?
TRex said,
March 2, 2007 at 0:50
I have balls! And I have feet! And I’m, like, totally, doubly offended!!
You Sadly, No! boys are RUINING EVERYTHING!! When the Progressive Movement collapses, I hope you’re happy. It will be your failure to perfectly embrace non-body-morphic ideology that brings the whole Movement down.
Sadly, No! is a boot coming down on a fat person’s face FOREVER! You ANTIFAT FASCISTS!!
Robert Green said,
March 2, 2007 at 0:52
i think AntiFat Fascists were one of Boston’s best bands of the late 80s.
a different brad said,
March 2, 2007 at 0:56
Argh. I guess I have to start copying my comments before hitting submit so as to have them around for the second try. Firefox won’t give em back if i hit the back button. Third time today I’ve lost a comment to this fun.
kingubu, you should be ashamed. you’re making fat people look like they are lazy.
only dangling your balls? pansy.
I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT
Oh, and fuck wingnuts. If the country feels like giving sanity a go for a while we should press our advantage to the fullest.
justme said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:03
Steel toes. Definitely steel toes.
It is so not time to play nice-nice and anybody who suggests that it is should be told to go fuck a bag of glass.
Jeff said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:04
I am fat. I need to lose 40 lbs to reach my ideal weight, and I need the support and understanding of the whole blogworld.
kingubu said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:06
A Diff Brad, best I can suggest is to take a hit of this and wait for it all to blow over.
mikey said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:08
Speaking of balls, may I just point out here that the Sadly, No! server du jour sucks hairy donkey balls? Thank you. Y’know, guys, you really shouldn’t rely on a server you got in a box of cracker jack…
mikey
ifthethunderdontgetya®©³² said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:09
Sadly, No! is objectively pro anti-balls, especially for fat people. Which means it’s probably on some eugenics-sterilization type kick, as the genocidal tendencies of the librul-mexi-islamo-commie-fascist mentality take root, and proceed to spread like weeds.
P.S. Please note I have not commented on any of the fat threads. I was waiting for Annie to weigh in.
TRex said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:10
You walk around a mall kicking yourself in the balls and see how people treat you!
ChristMD said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:11
Hey, anybody remember http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com ?
a different brad said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:18
Try this, kingubu. Maybe it’ll make you a better person.
Balky Mule said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:25
A lot of comments have been getting caught in the anti-spam folder.
You think that’s bad? I can’t find Heavy D and the Boys’ “The Overweight Lover’s in the House” on You Tube. I want my Heavy D!
Notorious P.A.T. said,
March 2, 2007 at 1:25
I have balls! And I have feet! And I’m, like, totally, doubly offended!!
You Sadly, No! boys are RUINING EVERYTHING!! When the Progressive Movement collapses, I hope you’re happy. It will be your failure to perfectly embrace non-body-morphic ideology that brings the whole Movement down.
Sadly, No! is a boot coming down on a fat person’s face FOREVER! You ANTIFAT FASCISTS!!
Haha indeedy )
Eric B. said,
March 2, 2007 at 2:10
Hey, didn’t Adam Yoshida suggest, after the 2004 election, that it wasn’t time to make nice with liberals … that it was time to curb stomp us?
Just asking … I would hate to defeat Adam Yoshida only to some day look in the mirror and see him staring back at me.
billy pilgrim said,
March 2, 2007 at 2:23
I think we can safely kick Adam Yoshida in the balls without turning into him, the genocidal pretend-American chickenhawk militaristic bastard.
Can buggeryfuck be a verb? Cause we should buggeryfuck him.
Jillian said,
March 2, 2007 at 2:23
There is nothing intelligent to be added to any of this.
Therefore, I leave you with this.
ifthethunderdontgetya®©³² said,
March 2, 2007 at 2:35
Point of order, Chairperson Jillian!
We weren’t looking for intelligent additions. So you are not spared from your obligations.
P.S. Your youtube zombie bit me on the neck. You’ll be hearing from my undead attorney.
The Undead New York Law Firm said,
March 2, 2007 at 2:38
We’re billing at two hundred souls an hour at this point, you know.
Jillian said,
March 2, 2007 at 2:39
Silly lawyers!
Everybody knows that liberals have no souls.
Gerald Fnord said,
March 2, 2007 at 2:39
The cognitive dissonance caused by years of pretending that Republicans aren’t all stupid, vindictive assholes has damn near caused me to pop a blood vessel in my brain.
You have released me from this self-imposed prison of fake niceness. Bless you.
Ball-kicking to commence in 3…2…1…
javaphil said,
March 2, 2007 at 2:50
This is NOT funny. Unless, of course, you have a small penis (and aren’t fat) and then hilarity ensures!
lynnercat said,
March 2, 2007 at 2:51
yeah! teh funny’s back. thank you.
Silly Lawyers®©³² said,
March 2, 2007 at 3:16
We sentence Jillian to Reform School.
P.S. We don’t need no steenking judge and jury. Or badgers.
judeanpeoplesfront said,
March 2, 2007 at 3:25
is there pie left to dangle my balls in?
Jillian said,
March 2, 2007 at 3:30
Your reform school reference is an attempt to reify my body to mock my Otherness. You obviously have fantasies about me in a schoolgirl’s uniform.
I therefore am forced to subversively mock your masculinity by linking you to this. Where is your pickle now?
This is why we need a mutually assured destruction policy for identity politics. No good can come of this.
Silly Lawyers®©³² said,
March 2, 2007 at 3:43
Jillian said ham(mmmmmmmmmm).
This is objectively anti-Kosher, and thus pro terrorist. Notify the departmant of Hamburger Security, and Joe Liarman, now.
The color code for Operation Bomb Iran is raised to glowing Jimi Hendrix purple.
You're Cut Too, Shooshy said,
March 2, 2007 at 3:56
What a great tribute to Arthur Schlesinger, Jillian– mocking identity politics. I think it was in 1968 that he wrote “The Vital Pickle Surprise.”
Jillian said,
March 2, 2007 at 4:46
It sucks about Schlesinger passing.
But I still won’t wear the schoolgirl uniform.
I will, however, share my favorite canape recipe for when I’m making the baby Jesus cry…..take shrimp, wrap with a strong cheese, wrap a slice of bacon over that, place on skewers, grill.
Serve at your next Gay Abortion party!
And why, Silly Lawyer, do you mock this man’s commitment to National Security? Or was that last post just an attempt to imply that he is an evil Jew, and therefore reflective of your own anti-Semitism?
I Grimace at the hostility of your post.
Qetesh the Abyssinian said,
March 2, 2007 at 9:56
billy pilgrim, you can buggeryfuck whomever you wish, sweetie. I’m so proud that one little word of mine has grown up and is making its way in the world.
kingubu, and all you other ball-danglers-in-custard-pies: lordy lordy, don’t let the cats see you like that.
mikey, that’s a big ay-fucking-men on the server complaint. What the hell have you guys been doing to it?
Man, I’m so dying to chase something…wait, there’s a mouse! And it’s wearing custard: dessert!
KnaveRupe said,
March 2, 2007 at 13:39
You do the kicking, we’ll do the holding.
Hold on. I’m confused… WHOSE balls are you holding?
merlallen said,
March 2, 2007 at 15:49
I just sit on the pie. Balls first.
Mo's Bike Shop said,
March 3, 2007 at 1:46
Rah Rah Rees
Kick Em in the Knees
Rah Rah Rawls
Kick Em in the other Knee!
I will, however, share my favorite canape recipe…
Mix Shrimp in Lime Chutney Jelly (or other Shrimp appropriate flavor). Let soak in fridge until you’re ready to cook. Put shrimp on skewers and broil (bbq or oven) however long you like to broil shrimp.
The effect you’re looking for is a crunchy, carmelized candy shell.
Not particularly unclean, but tastey.