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The Non-Jewish Question
Shorter Dennis Prager:
Above: Asked his rabbi whether ham-handed analogies are kosher
‘George Soros and the Problem of the Radical Non-Jewish Jew’
- It’s okay to feel anti-Semitic about George Soros. He’s not even Jewish!
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
owlbear1 said,
February 28, 2007 at 3:29
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Always got a mouthful of such sweet things to say
Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy Baby
Jewy’s full of sugar and I love her that way
Chorus:
Ooh I love to kiss her
Love to hold her
Love to miss her
Love to scold her
Love to love her like I do
Oh-ie little Jewy
Don’t know what you’re doing to me
But you’re doing to me what I want you to
Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy Baby
Everytime you love me it’s a real sugar treat
Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy Baby
Love me little Jewy cause you do it so sweet
Chorus
Want ya’ to . . . woah yeh-e yeh
Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy Baby
Living box of candy wrapped up so very fine
Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy, Jewy Baby
Do it to me Jewy, chew me out of my mind
Chorus
Ah . . .
Ah Jewy, wo-oh Jewy, wo-oh oh, wo-oh oh
Wah, bop, bop . . .
Chewy Chewy
By: Ohio Express
(Joey Levine - Kris Resnick)
1968
owlbear1 said,
February 28, 2007 at 3:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYgd5LaAVQM
a different brad said,
February 28, 2007 at 3:46
This is like how it’s ok for my glow in the dark white ass to say nigg** all I want provided I’m quoting a hip hop artist or a neo-nazi character from Oz, right?
Is it possible to be a zionist anti-semite? Cause that’s what Prager comes off like.
owlbear1 said,
February 28, 2007 at 4:03
Well, doesn’t one of the ’second coming’ stories have as one of its “HARBRINGERS!” a Jewish State?
So, if one only saw a Jewish State as a means to an ends, then I think one could fall into that category.
D. Sidhe said,
February 28, 2007 at 4:05
Isn’t this what the wingnuts refer to as “plantation syndrome” when liberals express disagreement with republican Blacks (or even gays)?
Dennis, not all Jewish people agree with you on everything. In fact, some of the latest polls seem to indicate that most human beings don’t agree with you on much.
Also, I’d once again like to draw attention to the little comic on the sidebar that has a drawing of Osama bin Laden with an “Obama 2008″ button, and most surreal of all, the link saying “More funnies”, which seems to imply that they think that’s a funny, too.
Conservatives. Who knew they were incapable of putting together a comedy news program? Really, what are the odds?
Robert Green said,
February 28, 2007 at 4:18
1:1
islmfaoscist said,
February 28, 2007 at 4:22
How is it possible that Dennis Prager can openly criticize “excessive and amoral nationalism” without his fellow Town Hall inmates heads ’splodin?
steve_e said,
February 28, 2007 at 4:34
“Non-Jewish Jews are far more likely to work to weaken Christianity in America than Jewish Jews, especially religious Jews.”
Hi, I’m a Stevish Steve, an American American and a male man.
“Just as chauvinism — excessive and amoral nationalism — can lead to nihilism, so, too, the absence of any national or religious identity can lead to nihilism.”
I guess this is Prager’s way of coming out as a nihilist.
ichomobothogogus said,
February 28, 2007 at 4:56
It’s perfectly possible to be a zionist anti-semite. there’s a long history of anti-semitism within zionism, going back th Herzl. Herzl himself believed that anti-semitism was caused (at least in part) by Jews because of their moral or cultural degeneracy and the only way to solve the problem was to quarantine the Jews away from other races. So Prager could claim he was working within a well established tradition. I doubt Prager knows this though, i suspect he just comes off that way because he’s a cock.
ichomobothogogus said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:03
i think a jewish jew is a jew squared. sort of a superjew. From the same superhero tradition as ManMan (an ordinary man who after being bitten by a radioactive man took on the powers of a man) and BatBat (a bat who dresses up in a bat costume and fights criminals)
Zython said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:05
This is like how it’s ok for my glow in the dark white ass to say nigg** all I want provided I’m quoting a hip hop artist or a neo-nazi character from Oz, right?
This is one of the reasons, though I love The Boodocks TV show, makes me upset. I can’t even quote half the jokes.
As a Jew, all I can to Dennis-boy is “piss off”. That’s all that really NEEDS to be said.
islmfaoscist said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:06
I guess this is Prager’s way of coming out as a nihilist.
Perhaps one of the other Kids in the Hall will help him with his self a-nihilation.
Mark S. said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:21
From the comments, conservatives philosophizin’!
Certain cultures self hate more
Hackamore is right, Jews have this syndrome more then most other groups, the only other group that I see this in is the English, and we as Americans enherited it from them.
it’s probably a jewish trait stemming from the Talmudic culture of tolorating debate, a culture of intellectual challenge taken to an extreme.
The english have this problem especialy bad, and we as Americans have it as well. I believe this is a result of having roman culture forced apon traditional Anglo culture, institutionalising a cultural self loathing that has survived as a self perpetuating meme.
I’m not sure where to start, so I’ll just leave it at that.
islmfaoscist said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:24
In a recent Gallup poll, less than half of American Jews say that caring about Israel matters “a lot” to their sense of Jewishness. Does that mean that most American Jews aren’t “Jewish Jews”?
One might argue, it’s just the 37 percent of American Jews who say they are disturbed by Israeli policies that qualify as fully “non-Jewish Jews”, with the difference occupying a limbo state of partially-Jewish Jewishness, but an equally good claim can be made that all 77% of American Jews who oppose the Iraq war deserve to be stripped ceremoniously of any remaining Jewish Jew identity by Dennis.
In a brand new reality-TV-game-show format, we can only hope.
Ripley said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:35
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar….
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kingubu said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:38
guess this is Prager’s way of coming out as a nihilist.
That must be exhausting.
Pere Ubu said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:38
Above: Asked his rabbi whether ham-handed analogies are kosher
Apropos of nothing, given that A) I live in the South and B) my mind works in bizarre ways - Would it be impermissible for a Moslem to shop at Piggly Wiggly supermarkets?
blowback said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:40
Mark S. - what makes you think that the English are into self-hate. We are certainly self-effacing and we certainly enjoy whinging but a country that once directly ruled a quarter of the Earth’s land surface does not hate itelf. Neither does a country that burnt down most of the public buildings in Washington (except the US Patent Office) hate itself. All this shit about America believing that it is God’s chosen country, we Brits know that Great Britain is God’s chosen country. And we beat Germany 5-1.
SeattleJoe said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:51
If there’s anything the holocaust taught us, it’s that you’ve go to watch out for those sneaky non-jewish jews with their wild radical ideas and deracinated cosmopolitanism. If only we could get rid of them, everything would be OK, Israel would be safe, and Jesus would be happy.
I think people like George Soros have totally forgotten that if it weren’t for the good old USA we’d all be speaking German. Where would we be if we’d let sneaky non-jewish jews with their corrosive atheism and socialism and immorality sap our strength and undermine our resolve? It is important for a people to stand together! Subversive elements masquerading as regular people are like a disease in the body of the nation that must be rooted out and eliminated.
Some people just have no sense of history.
Dorothy said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:52
Non-Jewish Jew = Jew who disagrees with Dennis Prager
Mark S. said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:53
Whoa, blowback, I was just quoting one of Prager’s commenters, not agreeing with him. I no more think that the English are into hating themselves than I think we Americans “enherited” such a trait from you guys. I appreciate that you are still sore about having a roman culture “forced apon” your traditional Anglo one; I am just trying to be “tolorant.”
J— said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:54
Alternative shorter Prager:
If it doesn’t have the Likud imprimatur, it ain’t Jewish.
ichomobothogogus: Super Jew t-shirts available here.
Famous Soviet Athlete said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:55
I a little disappointed Prager didn’t come right out and call Soros a rootless cosmopolitan like you know he wanted to.
Danny Guam said,
February 28, 2007 at 6:04
If lovin you is wrong, I don’t wanna be white.
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February 28, 2007 at 6:47
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blowback said,
February 28, 2007 at 6:55
Mark S - sorry, I should have read your comment more carefully.
Mark S. said,
February 28, 2007 at 7:30
No prob, I found your comment pretty funny, especially the gratuitous slam on the German football team (at least I think that was a football score; you haven’t gotten into that many wars with the Germans, have you?).
Adorable Girlfriend said,
February 28, 2007 at 7:36
Let’s play the game of new terms for nutters:
anti-semitism and self hating Jews.
Could someone get AG a ham and cheese on rye with a glass of moo juice because these nutters need it shoved down their muppet holes.
celticgirl said,
February 28, 2007 at 10:46
Roman culture was forced on the Celts, i.e. the native residents at the time of the invasion of the British Isles. Anglo-Saxon culture in the UK post-dates the Roman era. Praeger’s history is shite.
ichomobothogogus said,
February 28, 2007 at 12:31
the commenter got it mostly right he just got the names the wrong way round. anglo-saxon culture was forced onto the already existing romanic culture, so dont be too hard on him. Most americans have a fairly shaky grasp of European history. presumably he thinks the romans were a barbarous germanic people from southern denmark and the anglo-saxons were great empire builders from central italy. He’s definitely onto something though. if you look at english history after the anglo saxon conquest, apart from a brief (1000 years+) stint as ruthless empire builders and aggressive warmongers, it’s nothing but self-doubt, introspection and lack of drive and ambition.
celticgirl said,
February 28, 2007 at 15:59
…to finish my thought: I suppose you could argue that the Celts are somehow self-loathing, or at least melancholy (I mean, for fuck’s sake, how many times can you get conquered and not get your self-esteem squashed?)
However, they did give the world whiskey - and Guinness. So, HA!
ahem said,
February 28, 2007 at 17:40
All this shit about America believing that it is God’s chosen country, we Brits know that Great Britain is God’s chosen country.
It’s just that we think God is ultimately an underachiver.
And Britain is the country of Jonathan ‘I’m not a Jew, just Jew-ish. Not the whole hog.’ Miller. A man with more smarts in his little finger than Prager could buy with his entire fortune. Still, Prager now apparently sees himself as the Pope of Judeo-Christianism. Which is nice.
Karl Rove II said,
February 28, 2007 at 19:22
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With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride
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With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
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I just want a Yemenite hole
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She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)
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With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Romanian thighs, who weasels ‘n’ lies
For two or three nights
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mikey said,
February 28, 2007 at 19:40
Hey Travis. That pic of Pragar with the accordian? You sure that’s not his wedding photo? ‘Cause you know how much trouble THAT causes!!
mikey
Karl Rove II said,
February 28, 2007 at 20:47
ichomobothogogus said,
February 28, 2007 at 5:03
i think a jewish jew is a jew squared. sort of a superjew. From the same superhero tradition as ManMan (an ordinary man who after being bitten by a radioactive man took on the powers of a man) and BatBat (a bat who dresses up in a bat costume and fights criminals)
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Marmoset said,
February 28, 2007 at 21:40
I read the Prager article and then waded into the morass that is the TH comments section…. WTF????? With deluded maniacs like that making up a large percentage of the country we are quite possibly doomed, and arguably deservingly so.
If I seem too pessimistic, it might be because I caught about 3 minutes of the 700 Club last night… Robertson answering a set-up question supposedly from a viewer about “Why do so many people hate America when we do so much good in the world?”
If I had any sense I’d be out of here so fast I’d leave a vacuum behind.
owlbear1 said,
March 17, 2007 at 20:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnwEbsajDho