Comments on: Sadly, No! Politics

By: Britney Spears » Britney Spears February 27, 2007 6:58 pm

Britney Spears » Britney Spears February 27, 2007 6:58 pm — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:40:24 +0000

[...] Comment on Sadly, No! Politics by Britney Spears … to announce my candidacy for the President of the United States, as soon as I am discharged from Bedlam. You?ve tried the fake Texas cowboy ? now it?s time for a real live beer-guzzling swamp princess on meds! Vote Britney in ?08! [...]

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:37:16 +0000

Driving off the deep end? That mixed metaphor contains too many ingredients.

By: RubDMC

RubDMC — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:39:03 +0000

“Cut loose here, it may convince the powers-that-be to get to your favorite rim-bender first.”

I can’t even begin to describe what happened the last time somebody said that to me.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:53:37 +0000

Hey, S,N! can’t ALWAYS be about dissing prog-rock and orange juice whores.

Sometimes, you just have to cover the really important stories in the world, as presented by Important Media Outlets.

By: annieangel

annieangel — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:04:22 +0000

Why are you covering the covering of it?

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:47:34 +0000

Here’s the immediately preceding post:

Have you and your car had a close encounter with an axle-bending pothole?

Mad as all-get-out because itâ€™s the same hole you hit every time the ice thaws?

Click on the comments box below and vent with the rest of our Times readers.

Our Metro reporters and editors are going to pick a few of the most horrific potholes and follow up in a few days to see if the road crews in Virginia, Maryland and the District took advantage of the nicer weather to fix the roads.

Cut loose here, it may convince the powers-that-be to get to your favorite rim-bender first.

â€” The Washington Times Pothole Truth Squad

By: salvage

salvage — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:25:46 +0000

Well… DID HE!??!

By: Left_wing_fox

Left_wing_fox — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:47:47 +0000

Reagan/Nicole-Smith for 2008!

Because the only good Republican is a ….

Ok, that’s going too far.

By: Jâ€”

Jâ€” — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:23:41 +0000

This will be the hot-button issue of 2008. The candidate who best taps into the heartland’s sentiment about the Britney’s loves lost will win the presidency.

By: gjdodger

gjdodger — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:24:08 +0000

This is all part of the John Gibson “Americans do too care more about Anna Nicole than about that ol’ war! Do too! Do too!” You know, the intellekchural approach.

By: Britney Spears

Britney Spears — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:01:50 +0000

My fellow Americans. I would like to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for the President of the United States, as soon as I am discharged from Bedlam. You’ve tried the fake Texas cowboy — now it’s time for a real live beer-guzzling swamp princess on meds! Vote Britney in ’08!