Life is good. :)

it’s funny that you consider yourself a christian, since you are clearly not.

I can just see Jesus now:

“LOL, James, surely the last among you will be first in heaven – you’re so stoopid, it’s funny.”

man, annie, you are the dumbest, stinking, washed-up old bitch I’ve come across on the interwebs in a long, long time.

The Septuagint translation began in the 3rd century BC, and since the book of Genesis was a part of this translation, it must have existed in the 3rd century, and before it in fact because obviously there must have already been a book in existence in order for it to be translated, and for it to have been considered important enough to translate in the first place one would assume that they had a substantial existence prior to the Septuagint translation. So even if you want to discount linguistic, thematic, traditional and other evidence for dating the composition of the text, (which is hardly anthropologically sound) you must accept the book of Genesis to have been in existence at least in the 3rd century BC or before. I mean, really.

LOL, you’re so stoopid you’re funny.

Your potty mouth and insults REALLY MAKE ME WANT TO CONVERT TO YOUR VERSION OF ‘CHRISTIANITY’.

You are a vile and disgusting woman, who in no way represents what any sane person would see as the ideas of Christ.

Um, I refuse to believe that there was a 3rd-century pig-god named “Jamal.�

It’s true, he’s currently in jail for telling reporters about some damaged mosques.

I’m sure she would bring much merriment and edification to the proceedings. As well as pie.

That’s pathetic.

Mankind was born to suffer. The result should be wisdom, not Jack Handy in the sky.

“Genesis” didn’t exist until the second century AD. It’s called anthropology.

Jesus knows that you don’t love Him and it’s breaking His heart. He knows that you mock Him because you are in pain in your life, and He wants you to come to Him so He can carry your burdens for you. He wants to do this only because He LOVES you.

Isn’t that awesome?

Add together the “few hundred” years that Genesis predates Christianity, and the 600 years between Christianity and Islam and you get……

It’s called math. It’s actually over a thousand years probably.

That’s almost certainly not true. The story is very much an adaption of pagan myths and appears first in Helenized Egyptian Judaism. It might pre-date Christianity be a few hundred years.