Annie – is there a reason you are so vile? Don’t you think you could perhaps be a little bit tolerable, a little bit nice? Bees to honey and all that shit.

If you are a representative for Christ, then no one, I mean NO ONE, will ever want to become a Christian.

You are the absolute WORST Christian I have ever encountered. Did Jesus use language like you? No.

Was he an abusive sex freak? NO!

Seriously. If being a Christian means trying to bring others to Christ, then YOU HAVE FAILED.

Being a Christian does not mean LORDING IT OVER EVERYONE ELSE. I don’t recall Jesus doing immature happy-dances telling everyone that disagreed with him they were going to hell all the time.

You are more like the representative for the anti-Christ. Way to go.

Why are two men in bed together? I thought that Teh Gehy was verboten.

Why are you calling the early writings of the Church fathers “holy?” Huh? Which one of them was JESUS??????

JESUS said about the RAPTUREin the GOSPEL OF LUKE 17:30-37

30Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

31In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back.

32Remember Lot’s wife.

33Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

34I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.

35Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

36Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

37And they answered and said unto him, Where, Lord? And he said unto them, Wheresoever the body is, thither will the eagles be gathered together.

So PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!!

And BY THE WAY, nothing you quoted in that fancy block quote has ANYTHING TO DO with the RAPTURE, that is all ELEMENTARY study from the book of REVELATION on JUDGEMENT DAY!!!

Take THAT!!!@!@!@!@!

If you don’t believe that Jesus is the Son of God, you’re going to Hell. That is the TRUTH. If that TRUTH scares you, if it makes you mad, it’s because you KNOW that your soul is a filthy rag and your heart is empty and your name is NOT written in the Book of Life. You KNOW you havent repented your sins, you REVEL in your sins, you gossip and backbite and are truly rotten people and a day of reckoning IS coming and your knees WILL bend unto the Lord and ON THAT DAY you will remember this conversation and then Jesus will tell you He doesn’t know you and you will be cast into the Lake of Fire forever and ever, Praise GOD.

Say, annie, liebchen… if I may be so bold as to ask… how do you know ANY of that is true? See, there’s this thing that can apply to stuff written in books… it’s called LYING. It’s a little something that I’m quite well acquainted with. This wacky “rapture” thing you seem so enamored with has very little support in the so-called holy writings you seem to think answer all questions, particularly in the early writings of the church fathers. It isn’t until the 17-1800s that the term starts cropping up regularly, often in accounts that wildly contradict one another. So, which of those accounts do you subscribe to?
I guess my question to you is, “Why should anyone believe any of the rather fantastic things you claim as TRUTH any more than they might believe silly things like the Flying Spaghetti Monster to be TRUE?”
I’d be delighted if you could formulate a cogent response, but what I’m really expecting is more vicious invective.

You’re an idiot.

http://www.cafepress.com/bloggingpoints.56270382

if i knew how to italicize this would be so much more readable..

see?

She’s crazy. She’ll say the strangest things out of nowhere.

i was thinking more, “wrong”, than “cunt”, but