And I totally agree about Tim Hortons! Killer donuts.

Marco, I call that “projectile projection.”

I will not warn you twice, rebellious cur! Pakistan way have let Bangladesh go free after years of bloodshed, but the Republic of Fagistan will remain whole and inviolate. I will crush any separatist movement in West Homostan with the fury of a drunken Putin on a Chechen bender. Rise up and be buried!

Viva Fagistan!

Why on earth would you want to? So you can munch cocktail weinies with people like David Broder or the oh-so-kewl MoDo? Yech…

Riverbend is back.

Thank FSM.

She goes so long between posts, I start to worry that she’s been killed. Every time she writes, she undoubtedly makes yet another enemy among the various warring sides, including our “allies” like Maliki.

Yes, the genocidal blood lust of these creeps make me sick, but their pretensions also drive me nuts–the Greek pseudonyms, the constant condescending tone, the name-dropping and showing-off-of-vocabulary. Jesus. All that whining about “liberal intellectuals” and they’re just panting to be seen as actual smart people.

Here’s a news flash for ya: you can use “eschew” all you want, idiots; it isn’t going to make you William F. Buckley.

You think Stain goes to bars and asks:
“Hey baby, want to see my swagger stick?”

Yoshida and Stain – O, Canada!

as to the obviously sarcastic approach that kleinman proffered, it has no chance of being accepted by the pj media, because it doesn’t involve somebody else killing somebody else while the pj’s sit in their mom’s basement satisfying themselves.

stop the pigeon…

Ah, but there is! Milosevic’s Ethnic Cleanser was a fabulously effective product, but it was removed from the shelves in the 90s. It has been sporadically replaced by the less-powerful Settler’s Pride product in a smaller—yet much more euphemistically rich and sociopolitically acceptable—bottle.

Recent years have seen the splashy re-launch of Outtasite Outtamind, which, after suffering a Rwanda-wide recall, is all the rage in Chad and the Sudan.

And fans are still banking on the long-awaited, new-and-improved War on Terra!!1! Version 3: Fall of Persia.

http://www.baghdadburning.com

sad

But I thought it was Marxists who dealt in ‘historical inevitablity’?

I recently heard a wingnut argue that genocide is part of our evolutionary nature. Even though they don’t believe in evolution.

I’d just like to apologise on behalf of the Commonwealth for Mark Steyn’s existence.

If you can get Rick Mercer a regular show on Comedy Central all will be forgiven.

Oh and a couple of Tim Horton’s south of the border too. Thanks.

This is my cue to make the joke about the Return of the Pink Panzer.