Comments on: The Grand Vizieress of Mendacity on Al-Arabiya

By: Me

Me — Tue, 11 May 2004 18:04:16 +0000

BlaBlaBla

By: Dark Avenger

Dark Avenger — Fri, 07 May 2004 16:03:04 +0000

Best.Post.Written.

About the

Worse.President.Ever.

By: himself

himself — Fri, 07 May 2004 14:41:04 +0000

What THEY all said!!! Koufax
Koufax!!
Koufax!!
Koufax!!

By: Molly, NYC

Molly, NYC — Fri, 07 May 2004 09:03:09 +0000

Priceless.

By: Elyse

Elyse — Fri, 07 May 2004 06:44:08 +0000

…Condoleezza means “The Only Daughter of Africa in Existence Who Wears a Little Mullet”…

The Viziaress once again uses the vulgar phrase meaning both investigation and sodomy. As no investigation is necessary to ascertain responsibility, this must be a statement that she is jealous at not personally participating in the defilement, possibly with an impement strapped in some way to her evil loins to mimic a penis, so corrupt and whorish are these Crusader women.

ROFLMAO!

I must join the chorus of your adoring fans. This is truly one of the best blog posts of *all* time. You have a gift.

By: CaseyL

CaseyL — Fri, 07 May 2004 05:54:36 +0000

More! More! Oh, dear god; that’s one of the funniest things I have *ever* read. And just when I needed it too, when all the pustulent garbage coming out of the White House was driving me barmy.

Could you cover all of the Administration’s various media appearances? And translate them into the language of your choice?

You *totally* rock!!

By: Doug Gillett

Doug Gillett — Fri, 07 May 2004 05:43:49 +0000

There’s nothing like a good gorging followed by a farting orgy as I watch the inflated pigskin being tossed around on the pitch. Christ, you’re already making me anxious for football season again.

By: Aarlene

Aarlene — Fri, 07 May 2004 04:44:23 +0000

Bush gave interviews to two supposedly Arab networks. The one was based in Virginia??
They put it out like he was talking to Al Jazeera. Lying liar

By: Stentor

Stentor — Fri, 07 May 2004 04:11:21 +0000

GOOGLEBOMB!!!!!!!

Total Failure Of Leadership

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 06 May 2004 23:46:55 +0000

Fabulous: Fabulous:

By: ts

ts — Thu, 06 May 2004 23:14:39 +0000

That was f—ing awesome – perhaps the best thing I’ve read on any blog this year. Get you a Koufax for that one, son.

By: Xan

Xan — Thu, 06 May 2004 13:08:23 +0000

What satur9 said. It’s really hard to type when clapping this hard, cheering like a lunatic, stomping feet to make the stadium rock, and have tears of laughter running down the face besides.

Seriously, though, you have a real flair for Arabic-style speech patterns, at least as I understand them. The rip on “get to the bottom of this” is classic, sure to gain immortality by about midafternoon tomorrow, and should get you out of at least 3 years of purgatory.

Great work. Rock on. :)

By: sickduck

sickduck — Thu, 06 May 2004 13:08:12 +0000

I laughed so much, my tears are preventing me from seeing clearly while typing this comment, so please ignore any spelling mistakes. Man, you’re gooood! Now I have to go change, I pissed my pants!

By: Satur9

Satur9 — Thu, 06 May 2004 07:32:29 +0000

:STANDING OVATION:

Do you really have to give this blog back one day?