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For lovers only
In response to the countless* pleas asking, “Will you promise never to waver from your shrill librul bitching about politics, current events and our rapidly declining culture?” I have to say, Sadly, No!
Sometimes, you just have to take time out to admire the resilience of tradition in the face of societal decay and, well, get a little schmoopy about it.
One Slightly Used Wedding Gown. Only worn twice: Once at the wedding and once for these pictures.
*actually, two
Matt said,
April 28, 2004 at 16:58
CLose to 3 million hits, 149 bids, currently going for 25 thou. Was this on Dateline or something?
Gail said,
April 28, 2004 at 17:33
Never under estimate the power of the internet. I just sent the link to two people. I’m such the spammer.
Peanut said,
April 28, 2004 at 17:49
I like how, in the middle of his rant about the divorce, the spirit of the dress takes over.
” … after looking at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat. How do you women wear this crap? I only had to walk 3 feet and I tripped twice. Don?t worry ladies - I am wearing clothes on underneath it. I gotta say it did make me feel very pretty.
Love (or that special frock at least) really does conquer all.
Jo Fish said,
April 28, 2004 at 19:55
Peanut, that’s about the funniest thing I’ve read in a quite a while. Thanks.
Still chucking…
blah. said,
April 28, 2004 at 20:02
My fav:
“Oh, yeah. I also got three marriage proposals. Yes, you read it right - three marriage proposals. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay.”
Tom Hilton said,
April 28, 2004 at 21:15
My co-workers were looking oddly at me as I was falling out of my chair laughing. That was hysterical.
My favorite:
“Uh… Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.”
Which brings us back to the shrill librul bitching…
NYer said,
April 29, 2004 at 0:06
You just know someone?s gonna find the ex-wife and try to do a story on her.
Whole thing is kind of like this urban legend.
Except it?s true.
Tug Wanker said,
April 29, 2004 at 0:21
Masturbate for peace!
Ann (not Coulter) said,
May 5, 2004 at 5:50
I’m pretty sure this is the dress that Star 94 in Atlanta bought. They were talking about how they found a secondhand wedding gown on eBay and decided to throw an entire secondhand wedding. It was hi-larious.