Comments on: Bwahaha

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:14:11 +0000

Orrin Hatch? Say what you will, but I just don’t think that’s who Brian Boitano’d do.

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:13:59 +0000

Before you know it, he’ll be going all Andy Kaufman on us.

He’s gonna beat the shit out of Michael Richards?h

By: TRex

TRex — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 22:33:32 +0000

So, Pod Klan, are homos prissy and smooth, or are they woolly and ursine â€” like, well, like John Podhoretz himself? Answer, please! Come up with some new stereotype, whydontcha?

We are green and scaly.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:34:01 +0000

smooth-skinned they were… like the most narcissistic of pretty young girls and women
It’s kind of nice that Midge Decter is even-handed in her disdain. She might not like gays, but she dislikes women just as much.

By: a different brad

a different brad — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:17:30 +0000

Oops. I didn’t mean to be such a balanced centrist in that comment. My bad.

By: Ann Althouse

Ann Althouse — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:16:53 +0000

Well, it’s not like there are any homoerotic aspects to the military culture they love, or the initiation rituals of skull n bones and the like. Not at all.
N yeah, I could easily believe W is gay but lacks the intelligence or self-awareness to realize it in any conscious way. The folk I knew at boarding school that remind me of him were big on closeted gay male bonding, between calling people fags, that is. And that whole Laura threatened to stop sleeping with him so he quit drinkin n druggin thing just doesn’t fly for me. First off, not being able to sleep with Laura Bush doesn’t sound like a punishment to me. Second, ummm, alcoholic cokeheads don’t tend to be monogamous. Ain’t like that adds up to W smokes cock, but still, like everything else ever claimed by any member of that family, the why Georgie stopped drinking story is hard to believe.

By: NoOneYouKnow

NoOneYouKnow — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:01:59 +0000

The comparisons to Rohm and the SA may be closer than we know. Among the Republicans about whom rumors swirl (like Brian Boitano) are Orrin Hatch (he’s awfully shiny), Denny Hastert (apparently lives with his “chief of staff” [a-heh!] in DC while the missus lives in whereever he’s from), and even W. himself. I wish I could find the photo essay of lots of photos of W. rubbing the heads of bald men with a picture of Jeff Gannon attached. Of course, these are only rumors… .

By: spencer

spencer — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:40:03 +0000

Gavin, perhaps you should consider the possiblity that you have become overly subtle?

Before you know it, he’ll be going all Andy Kaufman on us.

By: GeoX

GeoX — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:22:49 +0000

Mishima may have been kind of a fascist, but he was also kind of a literary genius, putting him miles ahead of today’s neofascists.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:12:44 +0000

Doesn’t that get itchy?

Mike and the bots invented the Raz-R-Bak just for him.

By: islmfaoscist

islmfaoscist — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 18:41:07 +0000

It was a constant source of wonder among us, and remains so to me to this day…

Constantly wondering about homosexuality, but in a completely heterosexual way of course.

By: defenestrated

defenestrated — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 18:39:03 +0000

Thanks for that picture. I’ve been in a dry spell, but I think now it’s going to be weeks before I can think of sex again. You’ve decreased my frustration!

cornrows…ew….

By: prozacula

prozacula — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 18:35:42 +0000

you know, I think hitler was gay.

just sayin’

By: Clif

Clif — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:59:30 +0000

I want to chime in with HTML that in making fun of JPod, I was not implicitly defending Andrew, whom I find loathsome. One used to see Andy around DC before he went bear and he was priggish and intolerable even then.

By: mikey

mikey — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:20:08 +0000

Gavin, perhaps you should consider the possiblity that you have become overly subtle?

mikey

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:51:26 +0000

You mean I’m the first to call Fake Gary?

Because , COME ON!

The fact is, if gays are sometimes admirable and other timnes detestable, why do you leftists make them saints and give them special rights constantly?

That is so close to actual comprehension that it’s just too weird. Plus, no Factis or Dustbin O’ Hist’ree.

It would imply that this edition of the Garybot is capable of learning.

By: Joe in SF

Joe in SF — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:14:26 +0000

Don’t forget that Andy did refer to Ann Coulter as “hot.”

Sully is a man who clings to a church that belittles gay people, backs up his case by quoting a lesbian who despises effeminate men, and claims to be open-minded while trashing men who don’t fit his version of desirable.

Andy, groove on whatever you want to. If you need to write outraged essays, your Catholic hierararchy provides plenty of topics to expound on.

By: jade

jade — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:08:05 +0000

Look, I know it’s sometimes difficult to distinguish parody from reality but COME ON you guys, this is getting embarrassing.

Gary Ruppert with blue link to “rupperteria” => fake
Negrofascism by D’Souza => fake

Okay?

By: sohei

sohei — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:05:26 +0000

Oops… I suspected, but didn’t realize, that the ad was a joke. I’m a humorless ass and I apologize. I should’ve known better.

I didn’t click on the link because I didn’t want to give the book any support.

Again, many apologies, and thanks for the clarification.

By: Col. Klink

Col. Klink — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:19:55 +0000

Liebe False Prophet!

If gays are sometimes admirable and other times detestable, that would make themâ€¦just like everyone else! Which would incline them to the same rights as everyone else.

I was going to go with “they are human beings just like everyone else,” but I figured Ruppert wouldn’t grasp the concept.