Feb
9
9
Anna Nicole Dead, Dan Riehl Inconsolable
Bro’s before ho’s, as they say. This’ll get you back up over the weekend, man:
It’s true about the longer you aren’t doing it, the more you think about not bothering. Gotta make that first step. No Fear, a’ight?
scarshapedstar said,
February 9, 2007 at 19:47
HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god. I didn’t even pick up on that.
nilsey said,
February 9, 2007 at 19:47
triple post! but even diluted you guys still provide more content than your typical riehl post………
ifthethunderdontgetya said,
February 9, 2007 at 19:55
So that’s why dan is riehl mad.
mikey said,
February 9, 2007 at 20:10
Ok, I don’t play a marketing professional on TV, but if I was doing the Cialis ad he wouldn’t be touching himself. I mean, that’s not the message you’re trying to sell, right? I figure Dan has that covered already. Shouldn’t bikini girl be doing the touching?
Just Sayin
mikey
Snag said,
February 9, 2007 at 20:15
Bikini girl is what Dan would call a “beard.”
Jas said,
February 9, 2007 at 20:58
He’s not “touching himself,” Mikey, he’s “adjusting his priapic erection”
Legalize said,
February 9, 2007 at 21:42
Srsly, Riehl’s recent posts tend to revolve around creepy obsessions with feminists, sex in general, male genitals, homosexuality, drugs, and a lot of rage at non-Stepford women. Many of his supporters offer unsolicited testimony about how really NOT gay Riehl is. It’s really bizarre over there.
kingubu said,
February 9, 2007 at 21:49
Uh, I think maybe I’ve had the wrong idea about what ‘cockslapping’ was supposed to mean.
norbizness said,
February 9, 2007 at 21:50
As Wu-Tang Financial would caution: You need to diversify yo wingnuts, nigga! Protect yo’ neck!
nolo said,
February 9, 2007 at 22:11
norbizness, that wasn’t fair. I now have tea all over my monitor screen.
Richard "Mellonhead" Scaife said,
February 9, 2007 at 22:42
Oh I know exactly when you’ll be back up, Dan.
A more humble Dr BLT said,
February 9, 2007 at 22:50
Not to appear grandiose or narcissistically preoccupied, but I know there are lots of rumors circulating around about if and when I will be writing and releasing a song about Anna Nicole. It is not a secret that I often write songs that address the issues of our time. Just to settle rumors, I have written a song, but in a transparently contrived effort to build up anticipation, and in order not to appear brazenly crass and openly opportunistic, I’m waiting until at least Monday to release the song.
NobodySpecial said,
February 9, 2007 at 22:53
Wu-Tang Financial ain’t got nothing on Herbert Kornfeld. Word.
a different brad said,
February 9, 2007 at 22:58
Fun fact about Anna Nicole from random memory: her battle with painkillers began after her surgery for breast augmentation. Seems she went all out, and had a second set of implants put in under her chest muscles, which cause her tremendous pain, the poor dear.
On the other hand, she was still a better person than Courtney Love.
Kip W said,
February 9, 2007 at 23:18
I’m sorry she’s gone. Having her around was a little like having Jayne Mansfield still be here. She was a cheerful, overblown, self-promoting gold-digger, and I kind of liked her.
Hysterical Woman said,
February 10, 2007 at 0:28
Though I had been hearing about Anna Nicole Smith recently, (including reading a headline saying her mom blamed drugs*) I didn’t know she died until I saw it earlier today on one of those paper thingys…a newpaper I think. Really surprised me.
*Yeah, I probably should have wondered “blames drugs for what?”, but I assumed it was just talking about her general Anna Nicole Smith-ness.
prozacula said,
February 10, 2007 at 0:34
geez, if it’s really you, blt, and you are here pimping your shit again, you need to fix the hyperlink from drblt.com to drblt.net!
will you ever learn, godbag?
teh l4m3 said,
February 10, 2007 at 1:16
I still say Bobby Trendy did it, with the hot glue gun, in the maribou-lined conservatory.
Is that an actionable statement?
Herr Doktor Bimler said,
February 10, 2007 at 1:56
Why is Bikini-girl in the Cialis advert clutching a cricket ball?
Simply Dr BLT said,
February 10, 2007 at 1:57
prozacula said,
February 10, 2007 at 0:34
“geez, if it’s really you, blt, and you are here pimping your shit again, you need to fix the hyperlink from drblt.com to drblt.net!
will you ever learn, godbag?”
Prozacula, with self-proclaimed enemies of me and my music like you, who needs a promoter? Thanks for the free song pimping.
I guess you’ve exposed my internally conflicted state about pimping my own stuff. That’s why my song pimping can’t truly be referred to as Shameless Self Promotion. Anybody who characterizes it in this way does not understand the depth of my shame.
the English Cricket team said,
February 10, 2007 at 1:58
We’ll buy a 12-pack.
Simply Dr BLT said,
February 10, 2007 at 2:08
“She was a cheerful, overblown, self-promoting gold-digger, and I kind of liked her.”
Notwithstanding my disdain for gold-diggers, I think you and I could become great friends.
ahem said,
February 10, 2007 at 4:18
It’s true about the longer you aren’t doing it, the more you think about not bothering.
If you have it, you don’t want it.
If you want it, you don’t have it…
g said,
February 10, 2007 at 6:32
They’re marketing erection dysfunction drugs to 20-somethings? Oh, the humanity!
cowalker said,
February 10, 2007 at 6:54
Ok, why on earth would a guy the age of the model in the ad need anything like Viagra or Cialis?
Shouldn’t the age of the model at least be ambiguous? Elysian Fields to Betsy, do college students now need chemical additives to get that lovin’ feelin’ ?
Herr Doktor Bimler said,
February 10, 2007 at 8:15
They’re marketing erection dysfunction drugs to 20-somethings?
Indeed. If 20-somethings want erectile dysfunction, they should stick to alcohol, like we did.
Qetesh the Abyssinian said,
February 10, 2007 at 10:54
Thanks, Herr Doktor. Now I have to pick crunchy fish treats out of my keyboard.
owlbear1 said,
February 10, 2007 at 13:30
I think its the “Again and again” part that is being trumpeted here?