Comments on: What’s My Name?

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By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:07:59 +0000

How about HTML Mencken?

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By: steve talbert

steve talbert — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:01:28 +0000

how about Scooter Liberal?

By: McSnarky

McSnarky — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 19:55:18 +0000

How about “Scooter Libby”?

Oh wait, that name is so stupid no one would want it.

By: No, your other left

No, your other left — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:02:38 +0000

taj mahooligan
pope apotomus
vagenta breeze (wait, that’s a douche)
stephen s sfinkwad
Jizo

By: Gavin M

Gavin M — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:52:39 +0000

http://missannieangel.blogspot.com/2005/12/new-orleans-witness.html

Best poem ever on the internets.

By: Gavin M

Gavin M — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:51:35 +0000

Anyone who mentions “suing” anyone ever again on this blog or any other will be banned.

i don’t make up the rules, I just make up the rules.

By: Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste

Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 00:01:41 +0000

Ivanha T’zcmiova

By: kc

kc — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 23:13:48 +0000

Trevino, you are SUCH a tool.

By: kc

kc — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 23:10:45 +0000

I asked Thersites on numerous occasions to produce the IP

He couldn’t have, because the comments were by Blogger and the IP wasn’t available to him. As you must well know.

By: Rusty

Rusty — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 22:26:53 +0000

Wow, I read through that entire gargantuan thread and I saw no one mention the name I thought for sure this ‘Seinfeld’ quotin’ blog would mention:

Isosceles Kramer

In my youth (when I was only slightly geekier than I am now) I role-played quite a bit. One rule we had then was that if you came without a character name the group would select one for you. It led to many hilarity-filled episodes similar to this thread (until the fascists showed up here to spoil it for everyone). One name that stands out in my memory is thus:

Juan-abdul Schwartzesphincter

A good multi-cultural name. I favor anything with ‘Turnipseed’ in it, too.

By: EJ

EJ — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:56:01 +0000

My housemates used to use Hans Gruber all the time as a fake name. (The bad guy in Die Hard).

I ended up with a career in marketing and found out that virtually every mailing list has a Hans Gruber on it. And I thought those guys were being original.

By: EJ

EJ — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:53:47 +0000

From the article linked to here:

http://sadlyno.com/archives/4864.html

General Lance Lord (I vote for that one)

Pete Teets

By: Max Power

Max Power — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 19:23:29 +0000

The Duke of Oil
Dick Chain
Hussein Dahouse

By: prozacula

prozacula — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 16:28:33 +0000

there’s probably a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why Jeffy doesn’t have his phd – you know, he was ‘that close’ to getting it, but decided that it was more important to stay at home scarfing klonopin while his wife put on the pants and went to work.

the schoolyard antics of crapitus and goldstain are entertaining only in that they keep coming back and leaving inane comment after inane comment.

here’s a good name: Biff Goldstain.

or howsabout

Crapitus
PowerWhine
ProteinJizdom
Little Green NoBalls
Fascitist
Quaint Genevist
Extraordinary Renditionist
Preemptive Warmonger
Ass of Spades
The Colonel (of Colonel’s Quarters)
Armchair Wingnut
Virginetrix
MisterAnnieAngel
Anthrax Cuntler
Lefty McLiberal

any other ideas?

By: Nim, ham hock of liberty

Nim, ham hock of liberty — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:57:05 +0000

I think “I’m gonna sue you!! FOR LIBUL! My brother-in-law is a lawyer!!!” has actually overtaken “I’m gonna beat u up irl, dick,” as the hollowest and therefore most entertaining threat from the internets.

By: Sadly, No! » Why, What A Magnificent Idea, Mr. Hewitt

Sadly, No! » Why, What A Magnificent Idea, Mr. Hewitt — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:45:23 +0000

[...] If only there were a convenient pool of fake names sitting around somewhere. Oh wait… [...]

By: Snagglepuss

Snagglepuss — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:18:23 +0000

For a Republican, Jeff G sure does like the frivolous lawsuit or threat thereof. Whatever happened to tort reform?